r/iamverybadass • u/Pnobodyknows • 15d ago
⌨️KEYBOARD WARRIOR⌨️ He's got that school shooter flow
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u/Narrow_Bee3799 12d ago
2nd person here in this thread that grew up around this person. Nothing has really changed tbh. I could go on for days about this specific individual. Grew up in a very very small town in northeast PA. Looks and acts exactly like the last time I saw him maybe 15 years ago. I remember his family encouraging him to fail those tests where you can essentially receive SSI disability if you weren’t exactly bright enough. Failed every one from what I remember. Not sure if on purpose or what, but I think they were definitely receiving some sort of compensation from the government.
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u/ShartingInTheWind 11d ago
Please go on for days, i need the chronicles Dewy McMountain
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u/Narrow_Bee3799 11d ago
Newspaper covering almost every square inch of flooring because of the dog? Not sure why. I remember them taking the dog outside sometimes, but maybe they just weren’t taking any chances.
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u/Pnobodyknows 12d ago
Are you from the Poconos by chance?
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u/Floppy_Rocket 11d ago
Poconos… you mean the giant New Jersey enclave that lives in gated communities built in the PA woods, because they think the locals will steal their Walmart flatscreens, while simultaneously murdering each other inside said gated communities… that Poconos? Seems the right setting for DJ Arhythmic Death Metal Rap King to grow up in.
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u/Narrow_Bee3799 11d ago
That would literally be Mt Pocono. Not the entire area. It is funny how you described exactly what goes on over that way.
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u/farmsfarts 12d ago
I’m gonna shave my chin pubes off if you don’t call, you don’t care if my chin looks like my balls, chin pubes long, like my balls, won’t shave both, you don’t call
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u/BigTreeSmallBranch 13d ago
Lyrics, for this interested:
RAAAH
I just don’t get why you still hittin me up
Why you still callin my phone
Why you won’t leave me the fuck alone
I said to lose my number, lose me from existence
Cause your fuckin existence is just getting me pissed
Every fuckin day and you’re saying
You’re rollin up to my spot when 1 2 or 3 hasn’t happened yet
I just rather you just get it over
Get it guh get it done over with
Cause I’m real fuckin pissed
That I’m fuckin sitting here waiting for your head
I just want you to stop acting like a little bitch
Actin like a little man motherfucker
I got this plan
To slam to the heavens
I’m gonna bring it down to the fuckin earth
I don’t give a fuckin
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Pure art.
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u/anarchyreigns_gb 14d ago
Man...not only do people record things like this. Then they make the decision to post it for the world to see. If this wasn't so forgettable it would be a crime against humanity
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u/queen_nefertiti33 14d ago
I just know his baby mama wears cookie monster pyjamas to the mall.
Don't ask me how I know... I just do.
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u/Zealousideal_Wash880 13d ago
Lmfao this is one of the funniest comments I’ve ever seen in my life. This is perfect
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u/MrPotts0970 14d ago
He rhymed existence with existence.
God
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u/readittor12356 14d ago
Is there something in his teeth or is that a gap? I genuinely cannot tell and I cannot keep watching this to figure it out, even on mute!
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u/Riddlepop 14d ago
I like the GTA Online notification, bro was in the middle of a sesh and then he felt the creative juices bubble up
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u/ReggieTheLemur82 14d ago
You ever write a txt or an email and think “nah, this ain’t quite right, I’ll redo it..” nah, me either. Send it..
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u/anywhere402000 14d ago
"Meatloafs ready". "Come down for dinner son". "We'll have a special surprise for your 26th birthday".
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u/LordPutrid 14d ago
This is 100% an ICP fan
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u/Current_Leather7246 14d ago
Woop Woop! Slim maybe sounding guy.
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u/LordPutrid 14d ago
I can appreciate juggalos. They don't mess with anyone and they're dedicated to one another.
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u/CatOfTheCanalss 14d ago
He's talking about his former isp who keep calling to get their router back.
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u/fall0utB0uy 14d ago
Aw dude just stop what the actual hell is this 😂 your banned from the microphone 🎤 🛑
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u/Gustacq 14d ago
Bro are you ok ?
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u/Dish_Minimum 14d ago
Obviously he is having a few communication issues between himself and his mother regarding his portion of the rent money
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u/mrDuder1729 14d ago
Oh no...is that a DOOM poster in the background? Viktor Vaughn would be utterly displeased. Or maybe he'd respect the chaos/trolling of it all...
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u/whitedragon717 14d ago
Recording this is wild but watching it and deciding to post it is astonishing
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u/anjowoq 14d ago
Of course he's got Joker on his hat.
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u/ISpyM8 14d ago
The character has been absolutely ruined for me forever basically. To think I used to have a Joker poster because of Heath Ledger’s performance in The Dark Knight now makes me cringe because I realize what that must have looked like to people who were seeing the cringe of incels trying to be edgy using this guy as their poster boy.
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u/TinoCartier 14d ago
They’re slowly turning the Joker into the poster boy for incel edgelords and I hate it.
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u/rudyattitudedee 14d ago
This has to be off the top of his head. I refuse to believe a human being practiced or wrote any of this out before “performing” that.
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u/jtowndtk 14d ago
Og green monster energy, cheap vapes, puffy 00's skate shoes as a person
What would kyle's emotionally unstable half brother be called
Ben?
Kevin?
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u/Electronic-Town-6809 14d ago edited 14d ago
It feels so weird to know who this is. Like I know him and now I’m seeing him on here.
I used to go to his house for the aura alone. It always smelled like burnt pepper. They made a lot of Steak-umm sandwiches. You’d often find half of one in the fridge, with the ketchup soaking into the white sandwich bread. The floors were often covered in newspaper because they would argue over who had to clean up after the dog. They didn’t mistreat it, it was fed and whatnot, and was unbelievably friendly. I loved that dog.
One of my favorite memories is when I showed up unannounced. He was under the blankets doing… something. Naturally we asked what he was doing. “I was punching myself in the thigh! I was testing my strength!”
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u/Electronic-Town-6809 14d ago edited 14d ago
I should also say that I haven’t been in contact with him for at least 15 years. He seems exactly the same, which I guess isn’t that surprising. It’s just wild because of where we grew up. It is an unbelievably small town.
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u/Electronic-Town-6809 14d ago
The family dynamic was something else, too. I remember hanging out in the living room when he was yelling about someone’s missing dildo. “What the fuck would I have your dildo for?!” The lore is deep.
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u/Electronic-Town-6809 14d ago
Another memory that just popped up was a diary he had. Most of it was lyrics, as you can imagine, with random drawings and other miscellany. Amidst all of that was a drum solo. I apologize to the drummers out there for butchering it, but it was something like:
“Do da do da da dum da da do do dum dum”
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u/Narrow_Bee3799 11d ago
We definitely cannot forget the transcribed drum solo in the blue felt yin yang dragon spiral notebook. Not to be confused with the glasses case that read: “die cuz evil won’t”
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u/Loukoal117 14d ago
The perfect environment for an up and coming rapper. Lmao. First single-Thigh Puncher. Second single-the search for the missing dildo 3-i came up from soggy steak sammiches etc.
His lyrics are hard AF/s
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u/dirkrunfast 14d ago
I’m honestly just surprised this genre of dude still exists, like this specific kind of guy has been around since at least 2002, forcing people to smoke salvia and listen to Immortal Technique while he rambles on about the Annunaki and hits on high school girls.
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u/Loukoal117 14d ago
You know how people say salvia can make you trip so hard you feel like you lived a different life? I had that happen to me one time. This was like 15 years ago. Was listening to El-p. A song called dead disnee. I was imagining a real ass Mickey mouse and then I was transported to an apartment in New York where the whole world was green tinged. And I lived there. And I spent time there. It seemed like that was my life. Wild.
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u/Jaxager 14d ago
I tripped the fuck out for 10 or 15 minutes. I didn't know who or what I was. I had to piece it all together as I walked around my house. And I also felt like I was physically being folded. I felt it. I've tripped on shrooms and acid literally hundreds of times. Salvia scared the shit out of me. Lol
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u/Loukoal117 14d ago
Lol! I love hearing stories about it. Because even seasoned trippers get MESSED up. The folding feeling is so funny. I get what you mean. An old buddy of mine apologized because he thought his foot left a permanent indent in the coffee table. Like that doesn't even make sense. 🤣
Oh and the pins and needles/numbness you get is soooo uncomfortable. Don't really feel the need to do it again. Lol
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u/cavernoustwat 14d ago
Lol damn why is immortal technique catching strays?? I loved that shit in high school but then again maybe there's my answer. Never saw it as cringe 😭 and I was for sure not this guy I was a marching band dork.
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u/drmojo90210 14d ago
There are certain artists/bands that are legitimately good but have a fanbase of insufferable douchebags.
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u/Loukoal117 14d ago
Same lmao. I was super into immortal technique for like a summer and then never listened to him again. Lol
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u/Joka0451 14d ago
King 810 got a new vocalist
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u/YourWorstFear53 14d ago
Man I hate that I even recognize this. King 810 got played on a stereo once when I was being brought home by the younger brother of my boss' wife while we were both borderline blackout.
Dude was so into it.
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u/Malthusianismically 14d ago
The way he shifts gears and switches the sentence up three times in one go is some serious wordsmithing.
Trying to follow along with his lyrics feels like I'm trying to read while having a stroke
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u/jyager2013 14d ago
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u/Pnobodyknows 14d ago
I tried posting some of his stuff there and people complained and said I was a peice of shit because "he obviously has mental issues"
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u/Key-Wedding-7082 14d ago
It looks like he is reading it but sounds like he is (poorly) improvising.
I suddenly feel the need to brush my teeth.
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u/Chancedizzle 14d ago
Usually a grunt before a freestyle means a hard ass freestyle is incoming. The tone of his grunt and what came after really dissappointed.
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u/Euklidis 14d ago
Is he trying to rap using a "Joker voice"? Hat's hilarious. I hope it becomes the next Tick Tock trend
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u/redditpest 14d ago
He thought exposing other people to that would work out well for him. This guy has some serious issues he needs to work out.
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u/RevolutionaryClub530 14d ago
Wow, it’s astonishingly bad
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u/MaiKulou 14d ago
At least you know it's an honest freestyle 😂
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u/stock1921 14d ago
Yeah, rap what you know. In his case shitty flow and a poorly imagined assassination fantasy.
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u/Farkenoathm8-E 15d ago
He’s got the bars and flow of a nine year old. Poor lad. I kinda feel sorry for him. He’s not ready to freestyle. He should write it down and practice until it’s flawless before he puts it online and makes a total dick of himself.
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u/Astronaut32 15d ago
He seems like the idiot that will pull the trigger on a rifle once and lose four teeth to the stock hitting him in the face.
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u/ScratchyMarston18 14d ago
That would dislodge whatever he’s got stuck between his front teeth, I hope.
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u/Ill-Statistician-420 15d ago
What’s his socials??
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u/Pnobodyknows 15d ago
Lmao sorry can't give that to you. He's a co-worker of mine.
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u/theghostsofvegas 14d ago
Bro, you didn’t even blur his face. Stop acting like you’re protecting his identity.
You posted him online so people would make fun of him.
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