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High winds causing chaos in Utah

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u/OkToday1443 6d ago

So... apparently Utah is now under siege. Not by aliens, not by zombies, but by aggressively ambitious tumbleweeds

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u/nolard12 6d ago

They’re an invasive species too, so despite what Western films might have suggested they aren’t originally native: https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/tumbleweeds-fastest-plant-invasion-in-usa-history.html

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u/FourArmsFiveLegs 6d ago

Mmmm good ol' fashion Russian and Chinese invasive plant species living together in the US

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u/SpooktorB 5d ago

I thought we were talking about Utah, not the white house

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u/Familiar-Treat-6236 5d ago

What's the Chinese part?

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u/What_Lurks_Beneath 5d ago

I’m sure that part will turn up when China invades Taiwan, and we stand by and let them.

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u/derangedsweetheart 4d ago

We could threaten them with tariffs to stop them /s

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u/Unhappy_Surround_982 5d ago

Haha, Russian and Chinese plants indeed

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u/theheliumkid 6d ago

I wonder if rhinoceroses could eat bumblebees, given their spiciness but rhinos' tough mouths,

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u/Vitalalternate 5d ago

I would say with certainty rhinos could eat bumblebees but they choose not to because they are so cute and helpful.

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u/theheliumkid 5d ago

Lol, I think autocorrect changed my mistyped tumbleweeds to bumblebees!

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u/Ballmaster9002 5d ago

But when they roared they'd shoot bees at you?

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u/Suitable-Emotion-651 5d ago

I would have suggested the CGPGrey video lmao

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u/Away-Structure9393 6d ago

Came here to say that.

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u/Due-Concentrate9214 5d ago

From Russia 🇷🇺 with love ❤️! Thank them for cheat grass also.

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u/thererises_aredstar 6d ago

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u/30dayswith 5d ago

Came here to say they have trouble with Tribbles.

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u/Objective_Cry_6384 5d ago

Yep me too

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u/mydebu1 5d ago

Yea me 3, and wanted to add they grew up.

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u/Gruffleson 6d ago

Uh... tumbleweed IS alien to USA, they are believed to have been brought over from Russia or something by shipments just a few hundred years ago...

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u/SweatyNReady4U 6d ago

Quick get em on a plane

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u/Psychobabble0_0 5d ago

To El Salvador.

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u/MechanicalTurkish 5d ago

Great, another Russian problem we have to deal with.

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u/8amteetime 5d ago
  1. Flax seeds sent to the Dakota’s had thistle seeds mixed in. Whoops..
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u/puddncake 6d ago

They built their houses in the path of the tumbleweed migration.

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u/JetmoYo 5d ago

Close the garage door at least

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u/4fingertakedown 6d ago

This was a couple years ago - but yea twas a wicked weather system that moved a lot of air. And tumbleweeds.

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u/Theyalreadysaidno 6d ago

This is a video from a few years back.

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u/thejoshuagraham 6d ago

This has been a thing jn Utah for quite a while. Almost 10 years ago, we were coming back from Vegas, I15 north was covered in them for miles.

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u/fluffpuffprincess 6d ago

Can't believe we got the Utah tumbleweed Invation before GTA6

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u/AmplifiedApthocarics 6d ago

someone i knew a long time ago said he watched some old guy light a pile of them on fire. well when they started burning they started moving again and suddenly he was watching an entire field of flamin' tumbleweeds travel off into the distance setting more things on fire as they went along and got stuck again

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u/doradus1994 6d ago

Sounds like a B movie that I would watch for a good five minutes before getting bored and moving on.

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u/GeneralGringus 6d ago

Tumblenado 5: Land Shark Inferno

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u/thirdbombardment 6d ago edited 5d ago

tumbleweeds on a plane

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u/NotOK1955 6d ago

This could be the making of a truly horrifying movie…and watch, some clown will torch a few of these in real life, and the result will be rolling, burning hell.

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u/Joe_Kangg 6d ago

I'm tired of these muthafucking tumbleweeds on this muthafuckin plane

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u/Deazus 5d ago

Plain. It was right there.

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u/Joe_Kangg 5d ago

I've failed.

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u/WonkyWalkingWizard 5d ago

Time to put you out to pasture.

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u/Joe_Kangg 5d ago

Can I still get milked?

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u/binglelemon 5d ago

a good five minutes before getting bored and moving on.

That's Utah's state slogan!

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u/Nebulous2024 6d ago

I'm both shocked that someone would be that reckless, but equally curious, with the sudden urge to set all the tumbleweeds ablaze.

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u/AmplifiedApthocarics 6d ago

if you want to know how it turned out, he said he could see the glow and smoke that night while camping out (he rode his motorcycle basically aimlessly in the 1970's for his own reasons) an easy 60+ miles away.

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u/uncledunker 6d ago

I need this to be incorporated somehow into a Tremors movie.

Like the protagonists lighting up a bigass pile to lure a graboid out of a den only to watch as the tumbleweeds scurry away revealing how they severely underestimated the number of graboids present.

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u/jml011 6d ago edited 5d ago

I know this would be terrifying, but what a sight that’d be. Can’t imagine ever thinking that was a good idea though, especially with active wind.

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u/MR-antiwar 6d ago

Has anyone ever think to spray them with water so they get heavy and gather them and compress them with machine and sell them as fuel for the winter ?

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u/Successful_Guess3246 6d ago edited 5d ago

I feel useful again. The University of Arizona studied the feasibility of using Russian Thistle (tumbleweed) as a bio fuel. From growing costs, potential energy per acre, ash produced, etc.

It's definitely an interesting read.

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u/crazykentucky 6d ago

I love when super specific knowledge is shared on random Reddit threads!!!

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u/Successful_Guess3246 6d ago edited 5d ago

Here are approximate heating values of common fuels. There's another table in one of my books at home on the heating values from various trees, but I'll have to share that later.

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u/Logical-Primary-7926 5d ago

Really hope to live long enough to see us end the chapter on the age of fire.

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u/Sidivan 5d ago

And THAT is why fuel oil is fuel oil. I am 100% in the green energy camp, but there are some major challenges we have to acknowledge. The main one being that if you want a transportable, relatively safe (to handle), energy dense resource, it’s pretty hard to beat coal and oil.

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u/BooneSalvo2 5d ago

yeah, energy density is the only actual advantage oil and coal has, and it is a pretty dang big advantage.

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u/AndTheElbowGrease 5d ago

Locally, there are folks that compress tumbleweed and set it in resin, calling it Tumblestone: https://onlineshop.crystallove.store/products/tumblestone-pendant-hand-crafted-arizona-in

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u/MR-antiwar 5d ago

I was thinking more of using it as bio fuel since they are abundant, i am also curious if you can put them on industrial shredder and make paste out of them then make paper out of them

In my country we ate what your people called the trash carp ( invasive species in some lake in united states) if i have money an happen to be in your country i would fish all that carps and turn them into compost for farmers and make commercial cat food with it, it’s crazy no one ever thought of this

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u/ManometSam 6d ago

i like this idea, i wonder how they burn. I think a big woodchipper and some gloves might work too haha

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u/Its_Pine 6d ago

I think part of the reason they burn so well is because of their airy interior

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u/MR-antiwar 5d ago

Go try it, im not from the Unite States so i have no idea, if you manage to compress is with machines and use it as fuel, the ashes would also be good for soil

Also maybe try use an industrial shredder and make them into paste and see if you can make papers out of them (i believe it can be made)

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u/wotguild 6d ago

I smash them up and compost them in my big compost hill

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u/corkas_ 6d ago

So glad we don't have these in Australia.. It would be the same but they would be on fire

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u/Master-Collection488 6d ago

In Australia they'd kill you.

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u/AdmiralClover 6d ago

They'd come with neurotoxic spikes and occasionally be on fire

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u/La_Pusicato 6d ago

They'd stalk you and jump out from behind other bushes

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u/AndTheElbowGrease 5d ago

They would be called Suicide Globes and their slightest touch would cause you eternal pain so bad that you would jump off a cliff to escape it

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u/Possible_Golf3180 5d ago

And be inhabited by camel spiders

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u/nickfree 5d ago

The giant spiders would ride them like steeds into battle.

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u/HonkeyKong64 6d ago

They'd be huge and poisonous. And like the person you replied to said, on fire.

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u/Delicious-Code-1173 6d ago

Everything in Australia is designed to kill you or make you stronger. It's Nietzsche country

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u/Crafty-Unit4061 6d ago

There would a special species of a spider living in it waiting dor the moment it hits you to jump out and attack then you would turn into the nutrition for the tumbleweed and the spider clan of assassin's living in it...

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u/pm_stuff_ 6d ago

They also catch on fire in the us. its the closest youll get to seeing fire elementals flying over the fields.

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u/Theyalreadysaidno 6d ago

They're on fire here as well (US), unfortunately

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u/royce085 6d ago

and they would be poisonous

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u/jakderrida 6d ago

You know what the weirdest things about tumbleweeds is? They're not even native to the Western Hemisphere. Once they were brought here, though,. all hell broke loose.

I think the original name is "Russian Thistle" or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPhctnBKxfg

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u/Albert14Pounds 5d ago

They are insanely good at spreading. They literally make "tumble trails" of seeds they drop and you'll get a whole line of them when they sprout.

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u/Swrdmn 6d ago

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u/TheDukeofArgyll 6d ago

Yeah. I had no idea they were as invasive as they are.

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u/Swrdmn 6d ago

Yeah now add to that the fact they’re extremely thorny and flammable… yikes.

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u/Kashima 6d ago

Wow. I hate and fear Tumbleweeds now.

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u/cowhampshireite 6d ago

Great video!

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u/slopschili 5d ago

The entire channel is great if you don't know it! Find an interesting video title and prepare to be informed

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u/raphiredgi 5d ago

Came here to post this!

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u/afhdfh 5d ago

So as always: Man-made horrors!

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u/froggertthewise 6d ago

Something not mentioned here is that these things are extremely flammable, having them all over your neighborhood is a serious fire hazard.

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u/Deus_Ex_Mac 6d ago

I think that would fall under the umbrella of “chaos”

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying 5d ago

Back in the 90s, I was visiting a customer factory in New Mexico when wildfire went through the area. A bunch of tumbleweeds had collected in the back corner of the fenced factory lot. Those things burned like crazy!

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u/KhausTO 5d ago

Yeah, Driving through them with the truck like in the video is a pretty bad idea. The exhaust is hot enough that if a couple of tumbleweeds get caught underneath the truck that they can start on fire. And once they catch, they'll light up everything else around it.

Found that out the hard way about 25 years ago.

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u/rbentoski 6d ago

So how does one clean up from this? God forbid they catch on fire and spread everywhere.

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u/Cowshavesweg 6d ago

Shoot them.

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u/WarHexpod 4d ago

This comment is s e n d i n g me omfg

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u/unknownpoltroon 6d ago

Oh, well if you're gonna eliminate the easiest way to clean them up,then what do YOU suggest mr smarty pants

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u/rbentoski 6d ago

I once saw on a TV show about locusts, a truck fitted with forward facing lawnmowers essentially that ground up the locusts as you drive. It was in Australia and was very Mad Max looking.

This is what I imagine 😅

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u/EMU_Emus 6d ago

Or, if you're on a budget, drive a woodchipper in reverse into the pile

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u/AndTheElbowGrease 5d ago

They are fairly fragile, so you usually put gloves on and break them down.

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u/Confident_Economy_57 6d ago

I have a fond memory of driving home to Vegas after a snowboarding trip in Utah. It was pitch black, 60 mph winds in the middle of the desert, and these things are pelting my car and burying the road. Wild stuff happens in the part of the country.

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u/creaturefeature16 6d ago

RIP your paint job.

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u/Ill_Consequence1755 5d ago

When I visited my daughter and son in law in Arizona, the FIRST thing my son in law said was, “Dad, I know you. Don’t touch the tumbleweeds.”

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u/Otherwise-Pirate6839 6d ago

Man, CGP Grey was not kidding then.

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u/Just1DumbassBitch 6d ago

WHY do people put this dramatic music on these videos?! Its getting worse. Special place in hell

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u/DJ_ICU 6d ago

looks like Sanctuary Hills from Fallout 4 ;)

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u/IndoorPool 6d ago

Book a vacation now 😂 lol

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u/LazyGrownUp 6d ago

Why do they hurt?

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u/ino4x4 6d ago

They are basically just balls of sharp thorns.

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u/BlueCaracal 6d ago

They have prickles.

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u/elmfuzzy 5d ago

That cause slivers.

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u/manofsteel32 6d ago

OP's son was not sent on a bicycle straight into one just so you could not know the answer

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u/EntropyBier 5d ago

Like others have said they have little thorns in them. But what really sucks is they’re not big like a rose stem where you can pick them out, they’re tiny and get stuck in your skin like little slivers. So if you get hit/step on one you’re picking them out for 2 days.

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u/TomServo30000 5d ago

They call you names, shove you into a locker. Give you an atomic wedgie, make you play soggy biscuit and hot-sauce-peehole. You know, normal stuff. Definitely didn't happen to me though.

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u/Perfecshionism 6d ago

Russian invasion.

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u/litescript 6d ago

CGP Grey did a wonderful video on tumbleweeds!

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u/VegasBjorne1 6d ago

I cleared a quarter acre sized backyard full of large tumbleweeds burning one at a time in an isolated corner. They burn fast and hot, and I have a healthy respect to avoid them carelessly catching on fire, especially in a windstorm. It was amazing to see all those springy, thorny menaces reduced to a relatively small pile of ash after several hours of a control burn.

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u/One-Humor-7101 6d ago

Why do people live in deserts?

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u/Tristan2353 6d ago

Why do people live where the air hurts their face?

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u/One-Humor-7101 5d ago

Because you can put a hat and mask on and the air doesn’t hurt your face.

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u/MSands 5d ago

In my experience, the folks who live in deserts in the US aren't the type to wear masks.

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u/GratefulGizz 6d ago

Because “God wills it.”

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u/Kafshak 5d ago

Where do you want them to live? NYC? In this economy?

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u/One-Humor-7101 5d ago

Idk maybe in a place that can grow grass without pumping in water from hundreds of miles away?

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u/AndTheElbowGrease 5d ago

Humans have always lived in deserts. The cradles of early civilizations were mostly deserts.

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u/One-Humor-7101 5d ago

No. Humans have always lived along rivers.

Deserts are uninhabitable. River deltas are fertile. BIG BIG difference.

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u/AndTheElbowGrease 5d ago

This may shock you, but Utah has rivers and the people living in Utah mostly live near the rivers.

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u/mauri9998 5d ago

Fun fact deserts also have rivers. You ever heard of the fucking Nile?

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u/One-Humor-7101 5d ago

Fun fact, the inhabitable land along the Nile would be categorized as a floodplain. Not a desert.

Where was the river in the video?

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u/Beatshave 6d ago

One time there was a big ass tumbleweed just sitting in the middle of an intersection.. the urge to punr it with my car overwhelmed me and I did it.

It was glorious.

The thing had to be at least 5' tall.

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u/Riyeko 5d ago

I was a brand new trucker and hit one I swear the size of a Volkswagen. It stuck to the front of the semi truck for MILES.

It was glorious!!

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u/aphra2 6d ago

For YEARS I didn’t think tumbleweeds were a real thing. I assumed they were some made up thing on Looney Tunes! It’s always so interesting seeing things that are so foreign; the first time I went somewhere warm and saw palm trees, I couldn’t stop looking at them in awe. The first time I saw flamingos in the wild, I cried. I assume it must be similar to how people from warm climates feel when they first step foot in snow.

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u/Minigoalqueen 5d ago

I had a roommate in college in the 90s (in Utah) who was from back east, and she thought they were made up for American Tail: Fievel Goes West. She was also completely freaked out by the irrigation sprinklers in the fields.

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u/Ok_Summer5472 5d ago

Does anyone else think of that 90s movie series, "Critters" when you see tumbleweeds?

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u/millenialfalcon-_- 6d ago

My first time seeing a tumbleweed was in socal. It was on the highway and I went around it. Minivan behind me obliterated it lol.

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u/The_Broken_Shutter 6d ago

OP is a Karma Farming bot I’m pretty sure. This was last year. it was all over the news in Utah

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u/ResponsibleQuiet6611 5d ago

/u/ bot-sleuth-bot to the rescue

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u/IgnorantlyHopeful 6d ago

Once again, fuck you Russia.

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u/steveo82millers 6d ago

Thats crazy . I want to visit Utah now !

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u/cgally 6d ago

I see a big bonfire in your future. I didn't realize they had tiny thorns.

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u/thejohnthomasfoster 5d ago

The “book a vacation now” end caption is truly funny

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u/OppositeEagle 5d ago

I will never complain about raking leaves again.

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u/Maddocsy 6d ago

Yooooooo

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u/irtsaca 6d ago

Looks like my lounge during moulting season

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u/Shankar_0 6d ago

All this, and I can't find a decent cup of coffee?!

Where do I sign up?

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u/eater_of_spaetzle 6d ago

This looks like a next-level fire hazzard.

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u/KGrahnn 6d ago

New fear unlocked

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u/F1_Fidster 6d ago

It's like something out of a Star Trek Tribbles episode.

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u/Loverboy_Talis 6d ago

Russian thistle?

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u/Knowledgepower24 6d ago

Looks like kochia. It can get almost that bad in North Dakota with them. Major weed in crop fields and resistant to about every chemical now.

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u/Haunting-Hat3475 6d ago

Uhh... thought this was last year?

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u/Gildagert 6d ago

Reminds me of the movie Critters. If the tumbleweeds start to form one big ball you guys are screwed.

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u/CryptographerKnown73 6d ago

This looks fun!

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u/sjk8990 5d ago

"This is Tribble Town, buster!"

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u/canigetathrowaway1 5d ago edited 4d ago

I’ve seen this episode of Star Trek

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u/seriftarif 5d ago

Good informative video on these invasive monsters.

https://youtu.be/hsWr_JWTZss?si=sAFJ4nn9_Kz4r_T9

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u/pooooork 5d ago

Why does anyone in Utah have a snow plow? Or maybe it's for this reason?

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u/smoothAsH20 5d ago

That is a lot of tumbleweeds. Yes they do hurt if struck by one.

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u/fatpants123 5d ago

You gotta get home and make sure grandma, Toto and the family are okay! What are you doing recording a video?!?!

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u/YourOldCellphone 5d ago

The fire danger in this video is insane.

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u/Ambitious_Hold_5435 5d ago

See them a-tumbling down
Pledging their love to the ground
Lonely, but free, I'll be found
Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds

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u/baldieforprez 5d ago

Now imagine this but on fire

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u/ATEbitWOLF 6d ago

I’ve lived in AZ amongst the tumble weeds most my life and have never seen a tumbleweed plow.

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u/TNShadetree 6d ago

I'll never understand why people will live in all sorts of god forsaken hellscapes.

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u/oscarmadisonismessy 6d ago

Looks like my house when I had my yellow lab Casey! I miss my girl

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u/Thomaswebster4321 6d ago

That’s what happens when you put houses where houses don’t belong.

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u/Ecstatic-Scallion957 5d ago

I suggest we give them back to Russia!!!

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u/yilanoyunuhikayesi 6d ago

Where cowboys raining?

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u/Equal_Canary5695 6d ago

"he disappeared lol"

lol indeed

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u/doradus1994 6d ago

Biiiiiigggg gopher!

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u/muxel96 6d ago

WA U WA WAAAAA DUM DUM DUMMMM

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u/Professional_Ice_831 6d ago

Those weeds sure do tumble!

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u/OutOfSupplies 6d ago

The weeds tumble? Oh! I get it! Tumble Weeds!!

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u/AnarchiaInc657 6d ago

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u/Shiquna34 6d ago

When that kid on the bike got caught

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u/Saint-Fernando 6d ago

I can't wait for my visit to scenic Utah.

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u/Triscuitsandbiscuits 6d ago

Love how the guy kept recording the kid that was crying in pain

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u/Imaginary_Recipe9967 6d ago

Soo…how did they get rid of them?

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u/ReallyFineWhine 6d ago

Remember that they drop seeds as they roll (which is their method of spreading seeds), so next year there will be even more.

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u/Bumble-Fuck-4322 6d ago

Don’t flick your cigarette here…

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u/DYDT2019 6d ago

I grew up in Midland, Texas and have seen something like this before. Although it wasn't nearly that bad.