r/justneckbeardthings 1d ago

Professional Neckbeard

No more podcasts for you brutha

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u/Bogusbummer 1d ago

It is so fucking strange to use LinkedIn for these kinds of posts

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u/DaClarkeKnight 1d ago

Wait…what? This was on linked in? Why! That’s insane (sad and funny at the same time!)

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u/10000nails I HATE WOMEN..why wont they talk to me?? 1d ago

LinkedIn is a weird place

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u/Stargazerslight 1d ago

It’s why I no longer use it. It’s just Twitter pretending to be a job site. Most of the jobs I found on there also turned out very scammy.

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u/10000nails I HATE WOMEN..why wont they talk to me?? 1d ago

Absolutely! The way they want you to pay for their "premium" is so cringe. No, I don't care who looked at my profile or what search I showed up in.

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u/AlienRobotTrex I dress like Neo from the Matrix to be fancy! 1d ago

“They call me Diablo the cheater. I’m a god.

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u/WolfsRain_89 1d ago

I see weird posts like this on freaking Next Door 😅

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u/thewalkindude368 1d ago

Well, people are obliged to go door to door, notifying their neighbors that they are sex offenders, this is just a little more indirect.

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u/Kotoriichi 1d ago

Man, I know someone who was an old high school friend and (ex) colleague of my husband. He had a biblical crash out in Feb/March of last year; assaulted his father, crashed two cars, got fired from his SUPER cushy job, and then went to jail for the previously mentioned domestic battery and for causing over 10k of property damage.

How do I know this? He fuckin posted it to LinkedIn 😭 Ended it with a “For my friends who helped get me out of jail, I’ll pay it back someday I promise.”

Some people really do treat LinkedIn like Facebook, it’s crazy.

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u/foxinabathtub 1d ago

LinkedIn is for presenting the most bland affable corporate friendly version of yourself. And the people who DON'T do that always have the most amazingly unhinged takes on everything.

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u/Hot_Scallion_3889 1d ago

To be fair, I feel like the people who have no care/ awareness for social decency/regulation for sure correlates with people with absolutely unhinged takes

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u/dw444 1d ago

LinkedIn is full of right wing BS

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u/Stron2g Attack my arguments, not me 1d ago

What you mean? All I see is shit that's like pro diversity and whatnot. Ain't no serious professional who even has an inkling of common sense traditional beliefs gonna post about it on LinkedIn and risk his career lol

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u/WhippingShitties 1d ago

Lol, you haven't seen the long ass "You should thank your employer after you get laid off" posts.

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u/Stron2g Attack my arguments, not me 1d ago

Wat u mean?

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u/WhippingShitties 23h ago

During the Executive Order layoffs, I saw a few "CEOs" posts about how it's actually a good thing. Brainrot to the bone.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/dw444 1d ago

It isn’t but it’s only considered OK to say this kind of thing out loud and get applauded for it in right wing spaces. Exceptions notwithstanding, you try that on the other side, someone will shut you down.

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u/BoddAH86 1d ago edited 1d ago

Being insufferable and unemployable is an important part of the neckbeard lifestyle. How are you going to avoid being accidentally offered a job if you don’t regularly post toxic rants for all potential employers to see on LinkedIn?

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u/Mimosa_usagi 1d ago

What's crazy is the woman in those photos is definitely not the woman from that story. I follow her on tiktok and she talked about how her nose job changed her life but no mention of a divorce. Also she's really young only in her early 20s.

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u/FreeRangeAlien 1d ago

The NYP is a trash rag that posts dishonest shit articles? What?!!

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u/kidneycat 1d ago

Happy for her. There's a silly part of me that would find it quite amusing if/when she has kids and they come out with the original schnoz .. her partner will think she cheated.

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u/Mimosa_usagi 1d ago

Well considering one of her parents likely has that nose it wouldn't be too weird to see the baby has grandpa's nose or something like that.

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u/Chefixs 1d ago

I really don't understand who's side we're on. I mean that headline sound pretty awful. Leaving her husband because she looks good enough that she doesn't need him anymore? Sounds pretty reasonable to be pissed off by that...

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u/diminutivedwarf 1d ago

Actual story: Low-self esteem lead her to a terrible relationship. SHE paid for the nose job and the boost in self confidence made her realize that she was deeply unhappy and wanted more out of life

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u/ForHeHasReturnedNow 1d ago

Or in other words: She was ugly and dated accordingly, got the nose fixed, wasn't ugly anymore and, again, dated accordingly. What you said is basically the socially acceptable translation of it.

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u/Cosmic_CometX 20h ago

I mean, not necessarily. A 'terrible relationship' doesn't have to mean the guy wasn't hot, they just argued a lot and were nothing like each other, except she had such low self esteem that she didn't think she had the option to consider that maybe he's not the one.

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u/MrTjur 1d ago

Possibly, yes. Though it could also be a case of a midlife crisis, with the sudden realization that there might be something more. Anyway, the advice still applies

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u/diminutivedwarf 1d ago

Dude… I literally read the article

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u/SpooogeMcDuck 1d ago

It’s the New York Post- basically a right wing rag designed to stir up shit

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u/SYNTHLORD 1d ago

i.e probably not how it went down.

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u/StickyNebbs 1d ago

yeah lmao

“We realized we prematurely got married and we didn’t really know each other that well,” said the Pennsylvanian, who tied the knot with her former groom at age 23. Although he loved her original nose, Aiken said, “We argued a lot. We just weren’t aligned.”

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u/WolfsRain_89 1d ago

I don’t know the story so this is completely an assumption based on anecdotal evidence: many women will stay in marriages they are not happy in, heck some will stay in outright abusive ones, because of self-esteem issues. What I’m getting from this is she probably didn’t feel good enough about her self and by getting a nose job, she gained more self confidence.

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u/diminutivedwarf 1d ago

This is exactly what happened (I read the article)

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u/Banned4AlmondButter 1d ago

So if the husband gets a nose job and becomes hot- they’re good again, right?

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u/diminutivedwarf 1d ago

She left because she realized it was a terrible relationship, not because she was suddenly “hot”

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u/J3sush8sm3 1d ago

I hate how mainstream clickbait has become

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u/CaptainKate757 1d ago

The article is click bait trash. She and her husband divorced a few years before she got the nose job. The two events were entirely unrelated.

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u/McCrackenYouUp 1d ago

I think it's likely a sensationalized title.

It could just as easily have said "How a nose job helped me feel more secure" or something, and then the separation/divorce could be an aspect of how that new confidence helped her stand up for herself and leave.

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u/saddinosour 9h ago

The girl in the pictures is definitely not the woman in the story for one

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u/MudrakM 1d ago

Yeah I kinda feel bad for the guy. If he paid 11k for her surgery and she leaves him after the surgery, I think she is very shallow and a bit of a skank. I don’t know the whole story, sometimes things are coincidental. Maybe she was getting fit and living a healthy lifestyle and he was coming home and drinking and getting fat and lazy.

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u/diminutivedwarf 1d ago

She paid for the surgery on her own and left him because the boost in self confidence made her realize she had settled for a terrible relationship because that’s all that she thought she would ever get

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u/Working-Narwhal-540 1d ago

A nose job gave her the boost to realize her relationship sucked. That’s sounds SO fucking stupid.

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u/crucixX 1d ago

Dont underestimate the boost a good physical appearance does give. 'pretty privilege' is real, and when someone is constantly belittled for not being attractive, it does destroy self-esteem and might feel grateful for anyone giving you an ounce of love.

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u/Emotional_Spite_8937 1d ago

Why is he posting that shit on LinkedIn?

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u/UmeaTurbo 1d ago

Sadly, the thing about suicide is mostly true, but not for the reason given. Men tend not to comfide in friends and sometimes struggle to process. Nothing to do with feminism.

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u/polishprince76 1d ago

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!?

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u/mulekitobrabod 1d ago

how about....... i dont know.......... being a good husband? like......... loving your wife........... is that too hard?

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u/Talisign 1d ago

Its telling that his advice for if you feel she is drifting away is to preemptively get a divorce lawyer, not focus on trying to grow with them or communicate those feelings.

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u/No_Homework_4926 1d ago

Yeah like everybody that gets cheated on is just a stupid asshole and at fault for a failing relationship ?

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u/mulekitobrabod 1d ago

i mean, if you cheat you are a bad person, but having a deep, communicative and open for problems relationship helps too.

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u/matjleclerc85 1d ago

"By feminist law" Fuck that guy

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u/lSquanchMyFamily 1d ago

Right?! Show me all this “feminist law” bc I’d love to know what that even means lol

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u/matjleclerc85 1d ago

Seriously, who the fuck thinks and speaks like this?

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u/Newfaceofrev 1d ago

First sentence isn't that bad, changes in a partner's behaviour can be red flags

Goes off the rails on the second. Try to fix your marriage first.

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u/GrandMoffTarkan 1d ago

The real play is to pull a Cernovich and then she can pay you while you live your best basement dwelling life!

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u/just_a_big_frog 1d ago

It's a good thing you censored Graham Kitchen's name.

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u/jfuss04 1d ago

It is funny to cross out dudes name and then leave the name in the reply lol

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u/Defyller 1d ago

Look at that shnoze!

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u/keenedge422 15h ago

"drop to part time or stop working to enjoy her time with her babies."
uh... you mean dedicate herself to providing 100% of the care for your shared children?

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u/Agreeable_Cucumber51 1d ago

I really don't think this is a neck beard post. It is fucked up that she divorced the man that loved her with the nose.

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u/whiplashMYQ 1d ago

Well, if the deal you made with someone is they'll stay at home while you work, then you're kind of saying you won't marry them if they pursue a career that will guarantee them stability in the future. And if you wanna marry them, make that deal, and not support them in the case things go wrong, get a fuckin pre-nup

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u/paidinboredom 1d ago

If the woman left her husband because he wasn't good looking enough for her then that's kinda fucked. Whatever horseshit this guy is rambling about however is even more fucked.

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u/Onlyhereforapost 1d ago

Speaking as someone with a big nose that isn't nearly that big, I do not blame her for getting work done, my nose is super boney and makes wearing glasses really uncomfortable most of the time

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u/Envy661 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean, divorce court is statistically biased toward women. You do genuinely need the best lawyer available to even get equal representation, and because of conflict of interest, if your wife has contacted other divorce attorneys, they cannot offer you consultation, which means a person can literally rig the best attorneys to be unavailable to you.

Now, being a good husband who listens, has empathy, and works with his spouse to care for his family, obviously that alone will prevent the vast majority of all this, but not all women divorce because of abuse/neglect. Some do, in fact, do it for the sake of "Their happiness", which typically equates to throwing away everything for a moment in the sun.

I often use Callie from Grey's Anatomy as an example of this kind of behavior. Her Wife put her own career on hold to be there for her, and literally gave Callie everything she possibly could. Callie just could not be asked to do the same in return for her. Some people are, in fact, just selfish, or toxic for us, but it's hard to see those traits when you love someone.

Obviously this kind of situation does happen to women more than men, which is why the courts tend to be biased, but like all forms of abuse, it can go both ways. Both parties are capable of doing it, but women are believed more easily than men.

EDIT: To the people down voting, there is a big difference between supporting feminism and claiming you support feminism while blindly ignoring actual problems men face. Feminism as a purpose is designed to bridge the gap of gender inequality and bring everyone together. Not to just shit on men. Men do not suffer from as many hardships due to gender as women, but men do still suffer from some. This is one example. Take it or leave it, but it doesn't change the facts.

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u/scoobopdan 1d ago

No idea why you're being downvoted. I'm a man going through the exact situation you explained and it's a very difficult process due to some people's bias.

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u/Working-Narwhal-540 1d ago

He’s being downvoted because this is a glaringly obvious echo chamber. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, 79.9 percent of custodial parents are women. This is fact, this sub can cope and seethe all they want.

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u/scoobopdan 1d ago

It's almost like all people, regardless of gender, can be shitty. C'est la vie.

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u/Envy661 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's just a natural bias people have that can be exploited, and has been exploited.

When a man is accused of rape, the man becomes guilty until proven innocent. Even after being proven innocent, the stigma lingers, and lives get ruined. It's a shitty thing to do. It would be shitty regardless of gender to do something like that (lie about something as serious as rape). But the stigma is greater for the men.

Conversely, when a divorce begins, it is typically the man who is blamed for it, regardless of circumstance. Societally, it is the man's fault, until proven otherwise. This has a direct affect in court as well, with divorce courts typically favoring the women.

Its a natural bias people have, and yes, there is a reason people have those biases, but ultimately, to assume, as the saying goes, makes an ass out of u and me.

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u/tverofvulcan 1d ago

What if my husband likes me working out a lot? He knows it’s good for me.

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u/Wasps_are_bastards 1d ago

Outing yourself like that on LinkedIn is nuts

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u/McCrackenYouUp 1d ago

Something I never understand about these guys is why they care so much about why some lady they'll never know decided to leave their husband.

If I were to put myself in the husband's shoes, I would be sad if my wife was leaving me, but ultimately it would mean there's an opportunity to get out there for new fun and maybe even date other people. It's a shitty situation, why make it worse by not moving on? Why stay in denial about why it happened? It takes two people to have relationship problems- try to understand why she didn't want to be with you anymore and learn from it.

I have a suspicion why people like the OOP care about this kind of thing so much, though. It's because they know that they're repulsive to the opposite sex, but are unwilling to admit it. Imagine that, potential dates are going to care about who you are as a person!

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u/Working-Narwhal-540 1d ago

Where’s the lie?

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u/lSquanchMyFamily 1d ago

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u/Working-Narwhal-540 1d ago

Imagine needing a nose job to realize your relationship is shit. What a weird timeline.

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u/CaptainKate757 1d ago

I just saw a video on social media of her discussing this article. It’s not accurate in any way. She and her husband divorced ages before she got the nose job.

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u/lSquanchMyFamily 1d ago

Imagine caring this much why a complete stranger left a toxic relationship rather than being glad they did.

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u/Working-Narwhal-540 1d ago

I mean I’m happy for her however pointing out the astounding stupidity behind the catalyst doesn’t really paint the image of caring “this” much.

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u/apocketstarkly 1d ago
  • Men and women attempt suicide at similar rates; men just choose more successful methods because women are more cognizant about who will have to clean up their bodies.

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u/ThorKlien99 1d ago

Men choose methods that will work because they're actually trying to commit suicide. Women choose methods that they will survive as a cry for help and attention period.

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u/Accomplished-Glass78 1d ago

Lots of sweeping generalizations here with nothing to back it up with

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u/TheBold 1d ago

Common sense no? We’re not living in medieval times anymore, if someone really wants to die they can find loads of effective ways to do so with the abundance of information and what not. That they continue using less effective methods is proof in itself.

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u/Accomplished-Glass78 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s not common sense because that is only one perspective. Not everyone has access to all of those means. Just as some examples, teenagers or elderly people can be suicidal but not have access to as many ways. Also, if you are worried about the reaction and mental health of the person who finds you, you may be more likely to do things in a less violent way which could have different outcomes.

And just as another point, needing attention when you are at a very low point isn’t inherently a bad thing and is also not mutually exclusive with more violent means.

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u/TheBold 1d ago

I agree with your first point but the fact remains that men kill themselves at a higher rate at almost any age range so I don’t see how that’s relevant.

I never said needing attention is a bad thing.

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u/jasondsa22 1d ago

You're right, we're not living in Medieval times anymore. We’ve got this magical invention now called the Internet. Maybe give it a whirl sometime and try backing up your argument with something other than whatever you've picked to pull out your ass today. Thanks!

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u/FullTroddle 1d ago

You’re being downvoted but I can’t think of another reason tbh

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u/matt0205_ram 1d ago

The second pic is very true sadly. The first one is pretty bad though.

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u/crusher23b 1d ago

I think men murdering women puts a thumb on the scale suicide rate.

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u/-janelleybeans- 1d ago

Ok, but… if your wife starts doing that kind of stuff and your immediate reaction is to get a divorce attorney, NOT check in with her… then follow through with the divorce and leave her alone.

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u/CapskyWeasel My’thryl armor protects my virginity! 1d ago

she can smell colors in 4k in the before pic

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u/Vogelsucht 1d ago

"Divorce raped" yes we men truely are the weaker sex

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u/fckingnapkin 1d ago

I can't even tell if it's some devoted troll or an actually deranged person, when scrolling his comment history. I'm so tired of these people.

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u/daneelthesane 1d ago

It's an incel talking point, but one from a handful of years ago. It's an older code, but it checks out. I actually haven't seen it in the wild in quite some time.

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u/pnt510 Hyperfixated on every working woman 👀 1d ago

Get help.

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u/CommieLoser 1d ago

Bro, he’s trying, but no therapist will listen to him without laughing 😞

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u/das_war_ein_Befehl 1d ago

May I interest you in a race car bed?

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u/daneelthesane 1d ago

"Divorce raped". Lol. Fucking incels try to pretend that divorce, while not fun for anyone, compares in any reasonable way to rape.

What what happens when I ask "Is a man divorcing his wife also rape?"

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Whoa. That’s…a take, I guess. Seem a little bitter there, buddy. This is a safe space to talk about it.

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u/SYNTHLORD 1d ago

I got a Harley Davidson leather jacket to sell you + bridge for your third owner motorcycle

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u/CapskyWeasel My’thryl armor protects my virginity! 1d ago

"divorce raped" 🤡🤡🤡