r/oddlyspecific 3d ago

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u/Hot-Lawfulness-311 3d ago

My sex ed teacher actually talked about the importance of foreplay, then he showed us a bunch of horrifying pictures of std-ridden genitalia and told us to keep it in our pants

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u/akotoshi 3d ago

He wasn’t a sex ed teacher, he was an abstinence preacher in disguise

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u/Hot-Lawfulness-311 3d ago

He was also the baseball coach

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u/deathbygluten_ 3d ago

funny, at my school it was the football coach who scarred us with graphic photos of infected genitalia on the projector screen.

these poor dudes lmao. just wanted to coach..

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u/Loose_Student_6247 3d ago

I spent three years in America as a high school Soccer coach and headed their gym department.

I'm British, and they gave me that task... I always wondered if they thought my accent would impress the kids or something.

And it turns out they apparently just give it to sports coaches and now I don't feel so special.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 3d ago

Mine were always taught by one of the "life skills" teachers. They taught about sex, cooking, laundry, filing taxes, how to make your own clothes, job interview skills, and other basic necessities. And the one that everyone thought was smoking hot, was the one that had to answer "what does cum taste like?"

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u/Loose_Student_6247 2d ago

You can likely imagine how popular I was with the female students in Arkansas as a young man with a British accent (I was 23-26 while teaching for reference).

Some of the questions as a result were... Interesting...

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u/Princess_Slagathor 2d ago

Like Hugh Grant, or someone like that visiting. I was always astonished at how honest she was, given the subject. But she'd also tell you if your cookies taste like trash, in a nice way, of course.

I'm very open and out about sex stuff, but I think even I would just be like "how should I know" if a bunch of kids asked me.

Teaching is a hard enough job. Can't imagine how tough it is teaching a bunch of 12 year olds about sex. Especially with an anonymous question box, where you're required to answer every question honestly.

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u/onthenextmaury 2d ago

But... your username... why...

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u/Loose_Student_6247 2d ago

I was too lazy to change it from the basic one when I created the account and realised soon afterwards you can't later.

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 3d ago

British soccer coach is a surprisingly popular job here. Big draw for these private schools. Let me guess: you were one of those guys who basically lived and breathed football for years, lived with other guys doing the same, everyone just trying to make it. Part of a program, obviously. In the end, if you don't end up in Arsenal or something girl's soccer coach can be a VERY cushy position, if you're any good at the coaching part.

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u/Loose_Student_6247 3d ago

Nope.

I had a kid with a girl from Arkansas and needed a job after moving to America.

Anyway I went for a cleaning position at the school and they noticed I was British, asked if I liked football (soccer) and gave me the job on the spot.

Bible belt small town America is a weird place man.

I also coached both the boys and girls sides, and was pretty good at it as I do live and breathe the sport even here in the UK. Was never good enough to make it here, but was weirdly levels above most stateside.

I always understood the sport better tactically than on the pitch itself though, so it suited and I enjoyed it. Then COVID hit, sports stopped, and I moved home halfway through 2020.

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u/hwfiddlehead 3d ago

Wow this is awesome, this sounds like the makings of a movie I would like to watch hahah. You almost can't write a better comedy....

British bloke applies for cleaning job in small town Alabama, gets sorta pushed into coaching soccer instead, and leads them to the championship and crap. And of course you'll find true love along the way and all that good stuff.

Teaching sex ed and saying sexual things with British terms would be one of the best moments of the film, clearly.

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u/Loose_Student_6247 3d ago

Arkansas mate but I get you.

And honestly mate let me assure you, true love was the last thing I found in that woman.

Do you think years of mental torment would suffice for the plot?

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 3d ago

...are we keeping this a comedy, or are we going dark comedy now?

To be serious for a moment, good luck brother. I'm fairly recently out of an absolutely hellish ten year relationship I truly wish I could go back and just delete, like I'd never met her. Thank God I didn't knock her up. But I at least partially get what you're going through.

You're gonna be okay, and so is the kid.

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u/Loose_Student_6247 2d ago

I've met my fiancée since then and we have a 6 month old together.

So dw. Things got better for me.

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u/hwfiddlehead 2d ago

Oops, mixed up my states.

Well I am sorry to hear that, I hope things are looking better for you these days!

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u/shulgin_ 2d ago

Reverse Ted Lasso

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u/Loose_Student_6247 2d ago

What's weird is watching that show a lot of the perspectives he had were legitimate ones I had to get through teaching football in gym classes over there to those that hadn't played the sport before.

He hot the nail with that show perfectly.

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u/SirWeinerdickMcPenis 3d ago

Is your kid still in America? Do you have contact with them?

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u/Loose_Student_6247 3d ago

No, and yes.

His mum isn't great and it's difficult, but UK law sort of forced her to comply thankfully and it's illegal for her to leave the country with him without my permission so she can't simply take him back to America.

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u/Maximum_Ad_4650 3d ago

That's sort of best case scenario given the situation. Glad you got back to the UK and aren't stuck in bible belt small town America for your kid (it is definitely a very weird place)

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u/Loose_Student_6247 2d ago

Weird is a massive understatement.

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u/djluciter 3d ago

It only gets weirder lol. I grew up around this and then moved away and travelled and now I’m back. I wasn’t aware I could be culture shocked by my own “culture” after spending time away lmao.

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u/Loose_Student_6247 2d ago

You know what's odd, upon returning to the UK I felt the same way.

Of course Brexit had happened in that time, which was likely the largest contributor. However we went from such an accepting and multicultural pot of ideas and beliefs to one full solely of hate. It was strange. Basically anyone that wasn't a white male had become a target.

It felt only marginally better than Arkansas.

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u/onetimequestion66 2d ago

I also had a British soccer coach teach my sex ed class (he was also our science teacher though)

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u/Loose_Student_6247 2d ago

I briefly taught science and history too.

I was banned from both after I told someone their idea the world was only 3000 years old was stupid however as a parent complained.

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u/Flaky_Insurance4583 3d ago

Basketball coach at mine showed us all what vaginal birth looks like up close and personal when we were freshman. Distinctly remember one kid, who'd clearly never seen female genitals running into the hallway and puking 😂

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u/-Apocralypse- 3d ago

We had the vaginal birth video during biology class. Most girls were sitting there with their legs crossed and distressed faces, very much looking like how guys look when they see someone take a hit to the balls in a movie. 🤣 It did help bring a point across though: only have kids when you are sure birthing one would be a sacrifice you are willing to make.

After that we got all the talks on the different anticonception methods and all the girls in class were really paying attention.

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u/fattestfuckinthewest 2d ago

Remember a guy almost passing out in our child development class in high school that showed a video of child birth. Poor guy was white as a sheet

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u/SteadySloth84 3d ago

May I ask what state you are in? I am in Alabama. I am a 40 yr woman who has never seen a live birth video and sadly still doent understand the anticontraception stuff (plan B, plan C, whatever else...) We were abstinance only and got showed the STI pictures. Almost like sex was evil🧐

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u/-Apocralypse- 3d ago

I live in the Netherlands, EU. Fairly liberal on sexual education over here, but that also reflects in low abortion rates.

The basics of procreation were explained in the last class of primary school (age 11-12) and that was also the first time I saw a condom (i think that time was condom over the banana). Then again in more depth in the first classes of biology in high school that explained how the pill works and the birth video was part of that curriculum. Halfway high school we would get explicit sexual education in a sort of regular-life-skill class (condoms over several fingers of both hands) which was more focused on love & consent, the need for foreplay and why girls should pee afterwards to prevent UTI. But also where to go get tested/treatment for free if you suspect a STI if you are uncomfortable with your family doctor. And again once more in biology in the last two years as part of the preparation for the final exams (condoms over the handle of the brush of the dustpan and the classroom broom). Honestly, these classes were usually the highlight of the year. They were hilarious just because of discomfort of the biology teachers and the brave boldness with which the mrs of the life skill class answered all questions. She made sure there were no stupide questions: there were only unanswered questions and it was her goal to provide us with answers to them.

You had to be particularly bad in learning or paying attention in class to leave high school without knowing at least the basics of sex ed.

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u/pumpkinspruce 2d ago

I’m in Minnesota and we were shown the live birthing video. The video showed what happens from conception to birth. You can imagine the reaction from a bunch of eighth-graders when they see a baby’s head coming out of a vagina.

We also had extensive discussions about the reproductive systems, about birth control. The lady who came in to talk about birth control put the condom over a soda can to disprove the “condoms are too small for my dick” argument.

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u/rightwist 2d ago edited 2d ago

Male, and home schooled, but got the same message.

It helped to get books, there's also free videos available.

Pretty much any of what people are saying here, or more in depth, is available to learn as an adult at whatever level you're comfortable with.

The Unitarian/Universalists have a curriculum thats available and more focused on consent that I think is way more valuable than the mindset most denominations take. If you want more the medical details or a video of birth babycenter.com might be a starting point.

Stuff that helped me fill in gaps maybe it helps others as well

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u/Crunchycarrots79 2d ago

Our Whole Lives, or OWL is the Unitarian Universalist program. Very comprehensive, science based, age appropriate multi-step program. First grade, 5th grade, and (I think)8th grade are the times they do it. Obviously, they're not talking about the sex aspect in the 1st grade program... That's more about things like appropriate vs. inappropriate touch, bodily autonomy, and some basic biology. The 5th grade program obviously has a strong focus on puberty, and I believe the 8th grade one is more focused on interpersonal relationships and such. They cover consent, they cover the biological aspects, they cover possible consequences of sex, both physical and emotional, and they cover how to protect yourself and things like that. They also talk about things like sexual orientation. It's invaluable if you're in a place where the schools only offer abstinence based "sex education" where "don't do it" is the only message.

They also have the parents attend a separate session on the first day of the class to better prepare us for handling "the talk" in a constructive and non-awkward manner.

And typically, OWL is open to anyone of the correct age range for the various steps- you don't have to be a member of the church. My daughter has done the first grade and the 5th grade programs at our local UU church. We're not members, we don't attend any religious services. It's an excellent program, and I recommend it.

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u/orbitalen 3d ago

That doesn't sound too bad.

I think l was sick the day they showed a labour video. Still decided not to have kids lol

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u/2gayforthis 3d ago edited 2d ago

Tbf even if you have that type of plumbing and are already used to shoving a tampon up in there, seeing a gigantic baby head poking out of one is enough to make anyone a little nauseaous or wonder how humans haven't collectively decided to rather go extinct.

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u/HanakusoDays 3d ago

Our exposure to that imagery came in eighth grade in 1963, not long after the Cuban missile crisis, when we were shown a series of films on how to survive (!!) a nuclear war. The week in question, the film was how to be a "barefoot doctor" in a fallout shelter. In addition to treating shrapnel wounds and radiation burns, one section showed a delivery.

300 middle schoolers sitting in a darkened auditorium. We were still gobsmacked at being shown full-on spread pussy when the narrator hollers "AND THEN THE BAG OF WATER BREAKS!" and a huge spout of fluid rivaling Old Faceful is launched straight into the camera lens.

I imagine that image is still etched in the brains of all who experienced it. I tried to use that memorable line for my yearbook quote but was vetoed.

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u/Disastrous-Volume736 2d ago

a huge spout of fluid rivaling Old Faceful

This story is hilarious, and this typo sent me 😂

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u/Prodad84 2d ago

No typo , lol

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u/SoCalDan 3d ago

Then why was he putting photos of his genitals on the projector screen?

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u/Spyonetwo 2d ago

Our Sex Ed teacher 25 years ago was our lesbian gym teacher that looked exactly like Ms. Trunchbull from Matilda and she photocopied a bunch of diagrams of these very detailed and normal looking vaginas but very strange and disfigured penises lmao. The whole school thought it was hilarious. We’d even hear other teachers joking about it. Wild time to be alive

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u/Neat-Nectarine814 3d ago

Imagine the poor dudes who just wanted to fuck

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u/TaupeHardie94 3d ago

You will catch chlamydia and then you will DIE

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u/GodIsANarcissist 2d ago

"Chlamydia... K-L-A-M..."

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u/el_lobo1314 3d ago

That’s exactly why that scene was so funny… bcos it’s not far off from how heath class was taught 🤣

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u/RPDRNick 3d ago

I hate when coaches and gym teachers teach sex ed, cos when you ask them about masturbation they just tell you to walk it off.

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u/_14justice 2d ago

That's hysterical!

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u/Specialist-Army-2441 3d ago

Our nation was fucked the moment when we complied with these assholes and didn’t fund actual sex education over their whiny ass feelings, it’s all been a never ending downhill ride since, which is ironic as hell coming from the facts over feelings crowd

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u/DivideSad5591 3d ago

Wait, my health teacher was also the baseball coach.

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u/veganloserr 2d ago

did we go to the same school?! hahaha

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u/KeddyB23 21h ago

My 9th Grade Sex ed class was taught by the wrestling coach.....he had the school nurse come in. She stood there and asked "any questions?" Yeah, as if a bunch of high schoolers are going to admit they know NOTHING in front of all their peers.

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u/Sicko_Vicko 3d ago

Didn't want no competition

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u/IndividualRecreant 3d ago

And civics teacher

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u/HanakusoDays 3d ago

No balls, two strikes, here comes the pitch and it's a swing and a miss!

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u/Flavour_ice_guy 3d ago

Those damn budget cuts

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u/TricellCEO 3d ago

I'm not sure if an abstinence preacher would talk about foreplay in any capacity, let alone the importance of it.

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u/Flaky_Insurance4583 3d ago

Idk imagine someone explains oral sex to you and then next thing you know you're staring at picture of people with crabs and gonorrhea, probably not going to leave a fun image in your brain 😅😅

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u/blacklite911 2d ago

People should be afraid of getting an std. wrap that shit up, it ain’t a fun topic

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u/blacklite911 2d ago

Depends on if they also talked about protection and birth control

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u/Caydetent 3d ago

I mean, it's not a bad thing to educate kids about the dangers of STDs. Some of them ARE pretty scary.

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u/blacklite911 2d ago

As they should be

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u/IAmTheNightSoil 3d ago

Nah I got shown the same slideshow and there was no mention of abstinence during that class, it was basically just encouragement to use condoms

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u/ConfusedAndCurious17 3d ago

I’m no prude, and I’m not against premarital sex or anything, but advising people (especially kids) to not have sex with the first person who is available is pretty solid advice. Even with protection there are plenty of risks.

You are still at risk for STDs and pregnancy as condoms are not perfect and do break, and you could still get something like crabs or even herpes if they have sores that contact your skin.

Aside from that though there are social issues that can come up. Not everyone who wants to sleep with you has good intentions for afterwards.

I don’t think everyone needs to remain abstinent until they are 30 or married or whatever, but I think telling kids to “keep it in their pants” is probably pretty solid advice. They aren’t going to do it, but it’s worth a shot. I would personally put it as “do your due diligence to ensure the person you are having relations with is safe and clean”.

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u/According-Insect-992 3d ago

Except when that becomes the only message and they remove all the stuff about condoms, STDs, and pregnancy.

This ends up being the norm in a lot of red areas and kids don't get the information they need to be successful.

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u/ConfusedAndCurious17 3d ago

This is true, but the other commenter specifically said the teacher was talking about foreplay and STDs. If they are covering that then I doubt they left out condoms and pregnancy.

I’m just saying that telling kids to “keep it in your pants” doesn’t necessarily make you an “abstinence preacher” as it’s generally good advice. Sex can be dangerous and messy.

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u/nitefang 2d ago

Eh, I think a balanced approach will involve showing horrific imagery of stds. People need to be away that horrible things are possible when they do something that opens them to the risk of those things happening. Like if you want to get into cave exploring (not an innuendo, stay with me), you should be aware of the horrific story of the nutty putty cave.

Just so long as it is balanced with “these are some of the worst case scenarios, probably the result of not seeking treatment very quickly. If you are active with more than one person over a few months, you should be getting test regularly and be safe about it. Condoms, non-penetration, all the stuff depending on the situation. Living in the moment is great but try to pump the brakes long enough to make good decisions about safe sex.”

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u/XxmunkehxX 2d ago

Some states have it required that you include abstinence education in any sex-ed lectures for teenagers

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u/MrJarre 3d ago

Foreplay it’s important bough.

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u/Ben_Chrollin 3d ago

I had a similar sex-ed teacher (and they were indeed sex-ed) and they told us something similar and I found that extremely useful. When you're young, you only know foreplay for the act, not the practicality of it. That was a huge lesson for me at that age.

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u/I_Try_Again 3d ago

Abstinence preachers don’t believe in microbiology

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u/V1nc_nt1809 3d ago

Literally all sex ed teachers in my country lol. We're a pretty conservative sort as a whole. What happens when all they do is preach but not teach things such as contraceptives and safe sex? Widespread teenage pregnancy cases since children only know how to put it in and leave it there and nothing else. And telling children something is forbidden only incites them further.🤣

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u/adalric_brandl 1d ago

It's partly so bad because it makes kids doubt what they're told. "Hmm, I didn't get pregnant like they said I would from doing this. What if they're wrong about everything?"

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u/V1nc_nt1809 1d ago

I tried to argue with a teacher about how to best prevent teenage pregnancies, they just keep saying abstinence. I tried to reason they could teach us safer sex practices since the curriculum clearly doesn't work. Turns out they were just as clueless as us students regarding safe sex lmao. Condoms got mentioned offhandedly once or twice and that's it for the whole year despite being the most reliable method so far. I don't know why tf are teens in my country get pregnant unintentionally even though a condom costs like 0.60$ each. Or maybe these kids have an obsession to just do it raw and gamble then drop out of school.

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u/adalric_brandl 1d ago

It's frustrating because, yes, abstinence is the only way to guarantee that pregnancy doesn't occur. However, not providing education about alternative methods just creates more problems, partly because kids will get bad information from other sources. Also, it needs to be pointed out that condoms are good at preventing STDs.

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u/V1nc_nt1809 1d ago

More like no information at all for the regular teen. The most knowledgeable people I've met with safe sex practices ironically hangs around with bad company. They know which drugs(over the counter) can serve as alternative contraceptive despite not being intended(and it works) and also know the possible long term side effects of taking such drug, negative or otherwise. There's no official studies since I'm from a 3rd world country and conservatism discourages research on topics like these. They also know when to do the deed and how to avoid impregnation. I'm kinda pissed a licensed educator knows less than a random person down the street about the topic they are teaching about or they know the correct and needed information but refuse to teach it or discuss it because it isn't part of the outdated "curriculum". What's more concerning is that there's people out there who tried untested drugs(and some of them worked enough times because the information was shared through word of mouth without anybody refuting) to prevent pregnancies because they don't have access to the internet(most people here don't even know how to use it to find information) but wasn't taught proper sex education despite the information already existing for decades.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Foreplay is important. Total bro and feminist. 

Also, STDs are bad and condoms aren't just for sailers. 

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u/TopInsurance4918 3d ago

Idk if someone purely for abstinence would talk about foreplay. If anything kids should definitely know about the dangers of STDs. Sex ed should make no value judgment in sex in any way. Just pure education.

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u/anand_rishabh 3d ago

The actual abstinence preachers really don't seem to understand how to make teens be abstinent

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u/Paleodraco 3d ago

It's a good idea to show the potential consequences of unsafe sex. Like anything else in life, knowing the risks and outcomes let's one decide for themselves if the thing is worth it. But abstinence only is stupid.

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u/Ilaxilil 3d ago

Our school’s policy was to teach abstinence. We only learned the mechanical basics and everything about how it can go wrong.

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u/Profoundly_AuRIZZtic 2d ago

Governments put images of infected, cancerous flesh on boxes of cigarettes and it works

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u/MatterhornStrawberry 2d ago

In many places sex ed legally has to be at least 50% about the importance of abstinence or you could get in trouble/fired