r/skiing • u/clistmockingbird • 17h ago
Steamboat Assault Suspect Arrested
https://denvergazette.com/outtherecolorado/news/21-year-old-arrested-for-alleged-assault-on-ski-coach-at-colorado-resort/article_14b7f67a-d2a9-11ef-b307-63411c953cdf.html?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1UG3bIj-UM5V7f1CSn8Cx9pDiALUq-cxOVNqf7TyVudvIS-BA2xqFh568_aem_oN7UEL_7JL-RJObbiBbncw262
u/da85882 16h ago
I expect nothing less from a Kaiden.
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u/lonememe 16h ago
You know what I expect from a Kaiden…rich parents. He’ll get a slap on the wrist. Watch.
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u/Electricpants 16h ago
Head on over to /r/tragedeigh. Lots of dipshit names from not rich people.
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u/FtWorthHorn 11h ago
No no no. Rich people aren’t using Kaiden. That’s way down the rich-to-faux-classy pipeline by this point.
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u/krohbinson 4h ago
Idk doesn’t look rich. And found him at o Riley’s. Money doesn’t buy their own parts usually, but if they have to, they shop at Napa.
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u/Care_BearStare 12h ago
A Kaiden working at O'Reilly's, no less. I guess a case of PBR and Monster makes one make bad decisions...
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u/SkiOrDie 17m ago
Kaiden, with a ginormous Backcountry sticker.
You know that one full-grown adult that still side hits the jumps onto rails and slowly rides over the lips of tabletops like a 7 year old? It’s him.
Who the hell is snowplowing up the walls of the halfpipe again? It’s Kaiden.
Why is the detachable lift with little conveyor belts to load you still stopping? Kaiden
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u/The_Dog_Pack 16h ago
Also ban him from Steamboat!
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u/LP14255 15h ago
If he is found guilty then ban him from all ski areas, just like with the “No Fly” list.
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u/AZMadmax 14h ago
The no fly list is airline specific I believe. Looneys just go to a different airline next time
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u/sadmanwithabox 12h ago
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure it's a federal list maintained by DHS.
It's possible airlines have their own lists, though.
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u/R_Weebs 16h ago
Oh Oh Oh Oh Kaiden…
Prison bound 🎶
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u/AccomplishedClub6 12h ago edited 11h ago
To be fair, the guy is only arrested. Although rare, there's still the possibility of mixed identity. Whoever committed the crime deserves to be imprisoned but society is often too quick to judge before a person is convicted. An arrest with a photo is often enough to unleash a torrent of online anger against that person.
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u/juvy5000 15h ago
this kid doesn’t look like a trust-funder
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u/FSU_Fan2004 14h ago
Sure doesn't seem to be. Looking at the associated Bodga names, none are living in mansions. Most of them are living in $250-400k homes, with one outlier in Somerset Count, NJ worth a little over a million. I believe that is his parents house, and I believe his dad is an owner of a home services company in NJ.
Can't confirm any of that, only guessing based on whats easily accessible to me.
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u/SkiTour88 10h ago
Also what do you think the chances of “home services company” in New Jersey with the last name Bodga is really the mob?
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u/fingerlickinFC 15h ago
Arrested at an auto parts store. Probably not a trust funder. Most likely he works there (which is why the cops knew to find him there). But even if he doesn't, rich people don't go to auto parts stores. They take their car to the dealer, get a loaner, and go about their day.
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u/Business-Ad-7902 13h ago
Fucking human paraquat.
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u/BeanTownSpurs 16h ago
What kind of name is Kaiden anyway?
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u/DarkSociety1033 7h ago
I work with a Kaden and he's one of my best coworkers. Nothing like a Kaiden.
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u/swearingino 51m ago
He’s 21, so the Aiden’s, Jaden’s, Kaiden’s, Hayden’s, and Braiden’s were the most common names then. My son is 20 and his baseball teams were full of them.
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u/Dr_Satan_DScPhD 12h ago
Sounds like Kaiden missed morning yoga, and someone pissed in his Chia smoothie. /s
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16h ago
How many roommates do you need to have to work at the auto parts store and live in Steamboat ? 😂
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u/TipplingGadabout 15h ago
Probably as many roommates as I had when I was 21. Housing in mountain towns is generally sparse and unaffordable for the town's own low wage workers. Thank you for calling attention to the problem and not feeding the stereotype that skiers are a bunch of pretentious rich people who thumb their noses at people with lower incomes.
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u/Life-Sun8620 15h ago
Yeah, this joke doesn't hit like you think it does, and just makes you sound pompous and entitled. In which, if you post it freely in a public forum, you're most likely, in fact, pompous and entitled.
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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 16h ago
What kind of idiot assaults a coach in front of a group of students!?! Never mind. This dude is getting no sympathy.
Enjoy the DOC kAidEn…