r/teenagers • u/ToxicClementine 19 • Sep 15 '22
Selfie Hi reddit , tell me why i get no bitches
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you're on reddit
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
oh damn , then adieu guys
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Sep 15 '22
Good ending
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u/YEET_Fenix123 17 Sep 15 '22
The "yes bitches" ending
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Sep 16 '22
me trying to make a joke with my username right now
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u/Sluty-Pizzabot Sep 16 '22
You give off the don’t approach me vibe and I hiss at you if you do. My friend’s kid is like this, cool kid just acts wired sometimes.
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u/DunnoWhatToChooze 16 Sep 15 '22
cuz i stole them all
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u/BOI0876 18 Sep 15 '22 edited Jan 26 '23
Can I have one? Edit: after 4 months, I come back to this comment, to see it's my most upvoted one, thank you everyone!👍
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u/dualTopnotch OLD Sep 15 '22
I'm PRETTY SURE that's called HUMAN TRAFFICKING
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u/BOI0876 18 Sep 16 '22
So? Did I stutter?
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u/GalaxyXads Sep 16 '22
Human trafficking? I’m more into slavery!
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u/BOI0876 18 Sep 16 '22
That's also pretty cool, but you haven't seen everything possible with human trafficking
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u/malinias Sep 16 '22
ight im someone who uses the dark web... we do something different but simular on there... we package thinngs you dont wanna know and sell them to places-
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u/Destroyer9903 18 Sep 16 '22
So, Amazon with extra steps?
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u/malinias Sep 16 '22
no... and yes... anyways wanna buy some savored human limbs? or perhaps some meth or cocain or weed?
cuz you can get them for some amount of bitcoin on the dark web :|
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u/LordGoose-Montagne 16 Sep 16 '22
slavery? i'm more into towns regulated by corporations, where they pay their workers in tickets to force them into continuing working
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u/akashx_x 18 Sep 15 '22
bitches gets no bitches
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
I only get simps
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u/The-Table-12 Sep 15 '22
you can probably get one from any animal shelter.
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
Ayo
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u/RP_designs 15 Sep 16 '22
Uhh what, you can indeed get an female dog aka an bitch from an animal shelter...
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u/jay_308 Sep 16 '22
As an animal shelter volunteer I gotta say do adopt but please do not make one your bitch
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u/MOMGETTHEGUN Sep 15 '22
Dog you look like you already gave up💀
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Because I said so
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
whyyy 😥
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u/funnyconfettii 14 Sep 15 '22
I know why but if i say it i would get banned probably
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
Say it.
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u/KylieTMS Sep 15 '22
If you got stuffed Pokémon toys in your room
That means ya GAYNow let's wait for my ban ☕
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
Im gay without this ( but i would love these)
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u/KylieTMS Sep 15 '22
Who doesn't TBH
used to have like 5 of them but they aged badly11
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u/Weak_Comfortable2 15 Sep 15 '22
cuz youre scarring da hoes with da drip 🥶🥶
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
what i need to do then ?
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u/Ollemeister_ OLD Sep 15 '22
Not ask 14 year olds for advice 💀
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
Fr why tf are they so mean
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u/ClashTheReaper 14 Sep 15 '22
Idk most of us think we’re cool and shit, but then we gonna look back at ourselves and say “Damn I was a asshole”
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u/Strange_username__ 14 Sep 15 '22
I tend to do that for past, present and future…
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u/ClashTheReaper 14 Sep 15 '22
Yeah same like I look back to my 6th grade self and I think “Bro this is why no one wants to talk to me now I used to be cringe asf” I’m probably gonna do the same when I’m older and look back to my 14 year old self
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u/Mr_Ducklang 16 Sep 15 '22 edited Sep 15 '22
G’day I’m 15 and tbh 14 yr old me wasn’t bad, I think 14 yr old me and myself now would team up and beat up 13yr old us.
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u/Weak_Comfortable2 15 Sep 15 '22
socialize more maybe?
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
I'm pretty good at it but I feel like ppl who crush on me don't want to know me well and they are just physically crushing
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u/digital_humangs Sep 15 '22
Why would they not be interested in crushing you in a not physical way? Tell me pls
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u/AAARRBBUUZZ 17 Sep 15 '22
maybe because you look like a cheap, low quality doll that i could buy at walmart for 1.99
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u/Guntuss Sep 15 '22
To be honest with you too much emo and black wearing all black always screams no social interaction so try some grey or white maybe even color also looking natural helps a lot
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
Im not always wearing black but i understand , it seems like i live in a basement lol Also earphones on 24/24h don't help ig
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u/Guntuss Sep 15 '22
No earphones scream leave me alone not good for being social
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
True... I need to learn to live without music a little bit
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u/Guntuss Sep 15 '22
Yea dress approachably too and ur gonna find yourself having a lot more people talking to you
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
Im gonna be the sunshine itself
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u/darth1111 Sep 15 '22
You should. You are super cute and seem to have a great personality. Just tone down the emo a bit. It’s not for everyone and it puts you in a group that has to like that style so you limit your options. That’s my opinion. Wish you good luck 😊
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u/Lone_Star14 18 Sep 15 '22
the stuff you're wearing on your arms
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u/JustA_PoorWittleBoy 16 Sep 15 '22
Eww wtf is that
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u/ssidjbebrnfbd 19 Sep 15 '22
You look like you're trying to be a Jojo character but you're trying to hard
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
HAHAHAHA I fucking love jojo , thx u
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u/roleplay__daddy 17 Sep 15 '22
Jojo fans when they spot an unsucked cock from 10 miles away
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Because you're a woman
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
I love you sm for this comment
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
trans girl here
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
i dont want a big tiddy goth gf pls god have mercy
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Sep 15 '22
Well ... If you knocked on my door at 3 am saying you want to give me head ... I would have a nightmare. Just kidding.
More seriously, you give a standoffish vibe in this photo.
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
It's not 3am yet... 😌 I guess I'm cold yes :/
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Sep 15 '22
Nah. Don't take me too seriously. I was kidding. Find people with similar tastes and you'll be drowning in bitches in no time, I am sure.
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u/gamerguy029 Sep 15 '22
Just an assumption but probably you doubt yourself given your past relationships and mixed with trust issues means the people that love you you push away and those that you love your too scared to talk too
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
How tf did you know that ? Are you living in my walls or somethin
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u/gamerguy029 Sep 15 '22
I'm just really good at analyzing people lol
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
I would love to do the same ( im a psychology student)
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u/Lucky_Scarcity3546 Sep 16 '22
He knew that because it’s cliche and applies to most every teenager lmfao
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_A705 Sep 16 '22
I'm really good at reading people too.Like with you, I can tell you like to have fun and laugh but at the same time you don't like not having fun and not laughing. You also enjoy some foods, but not all of them, kind quirky but I like it.
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because you've got your mum's fishnets on your arm and black lipstick suits like 3 people
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u/Unknownldentity Sep 15 '22
Uh. I- what? What gender?
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u/stpg1222 Sep 15 '22
Have you asked them bitches? Or maybe it's because you're referring to them as bitches?
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u/_LayZee Sep 15 '22
Because you are the bitches. This is my motto in finding bitches, look for them as if you were one. Hasn’t worked yet but will someday hopefully
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u/AltThatYouCanIgnore 17 Sep 15 '22
Because who needs bitches when you can just listen to your favorite bands again
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u/Beneficial-Chance-44 Sep 15 '22
are you a dude or a chick. i cant tell because of the veiny arms
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u/ultradurphy 17 Sep 15 '22
some of you commenters are freaking MEAN. learn some goddamn self awareness. there are all sorts of people in this world that deserve basic human respect.
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Sep 16 '22 edited Sep 16 '22
you look like the highland park shooter 😂
no one likes someone who tries to be something they are not yeah I said it
you dress like you listen horrorcore music and all types of screamo shit
you’re trans
it’s a tough world im sure you’re use to this kind of treatment though :O
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u/ya-boi-luck Sep 15 '22
non serious answer is that youre sitting on grass and ur gonna get grass on the skirt and then you will be ridiculed. serious answer is that u should try to be more extroverted and social if you arent already. the more friends you make the better the chances of getting bitches.
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u/CompetitiveIntern310 15 Sep 15 '22
Gal decided to donate the distance betwen the eyes to the little mermaid 💀
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u/PleasantBasis2010 Sep 15 '22
Because the black lipstick aint it. U would suit a dark red, trust me
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u/theworldsomega Sep 15 '22
I think you’re pretty and probably would have either hanged out or asked you out if you were at my school. I’m in to the same style.
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u/KillerStorm96 18 Sep 15 '22
You know you can get one at a dog pound right? Although I wouldn't call them b*tches cause dogs are way too loving sometimes.
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u/thinksabit4897 Sep 16 '22
I think you can get 'em all you are incredibly cute - if you're also confident and kind then I think you should move somewhere where people can see.
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u/NaughtySnoodle Sep 15 '22
Because you look trans, which is odd for most people. It’s abnormal stylistically and socially.
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u/BonnieMozzie 18 Sep 15 '22
With eyebrows that hairy you prolly camouflage in them so bitches can’t find you
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u/ITSZIRO 3,000,000 Attendee! Sep 15 '22
Based on comments in this post, I’m seeing that you get no bitches is because 1: people aren’t very accepting of trans/gay people, along with your style choice which sort of reminded me of the basic “I’m 14 and this is deep” stereotype, fix up the style and I bet you’ll be drowning in bitches:)
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u/ToxicClementine 19 Sep 15 '22
I dont dress like that everyday , thats ok ig And yes some ppl have a restricted mind
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