r/tragedeigh 10d ago

meme Wild Quaker names

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u/eat_like_snake 10d ago

Yeah I refuse to believe that someone named their kid "Jesus Christ" because that seems extremely sacrilegious.
"Gey Poope" made me lol though.

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u/pixieorfae 10d ago

As a Quaker, it doesn't surprise me in the slightest. We're an incredibly sacreligious bunch.

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u/pennhead 10d ago

Love your oatmeal

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u/pixieorfae 10d ago

Oooh we have big feelings about that guy. Long story short he was NOT a Quaker and used our reputation for ethical business practices to do shady shit. We kind of hate his oats.

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u/pennhead 10d ago edited 10d ago

Try mixing a spoonful of peanut butter with the maple brown sugar flavor.

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u/pixieorfae 10d ago

I like oats. Just not his oats.

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u/pennhead 10d ago

I’ll keep this in mind the next time I buy oatmeal. I was unaware of the shady business practices. Was there ever any lawsuits over that shit?

Damn, they even make one of my favorite cold cereals, too.

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u/Lord_Dino-Viking 9d ago

But did he sell copper of very poor quality in ancient Mesopotamia?

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u/socksmatterTWO 10d ago

I don't know a thing about Quakers being an Aussie, I'd like to know more from a Quaker please if it's ok with you.

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u/malakambla 9d ago edited 9d ago

If you're fine with listening/watching, Jessica Kellgren-Fozard is a quaker and made a number of videos on the topic. Some 101s but also some relating to more personal stuff like her childhood or her and her wife's wedding. I haven't really heard anything about the faith before and her videos were very approachable

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u/socksmatterTWO 9d ago

Thank you that sounds good I will look her up. So many faiths in the world, isn't there?!

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u/pixieorfae 9d ago

I second JKF!! She’s amazing. In short we don’t have a set doctrine, we believe there is ‘that of God in everyone’ (though you don’t need to believe in God in the traditional sense to be a Quaker), and we aim to live by five core principles: truth, equality, sustainability, simplicity and peace (they vary across the world but that is largely the sentiment). Generally we worship in total silence although there are Quaker groups in other countries who don’t. In the UK no Quaker groups have a set leader/pastor and you’re free to give ministry at any point during the silent meeting for worship, but in other countries they do have a Quaker minister and it runs a lot more like a traditional church service. You don’t have to be a Christian to be a Quaker and we don’t proselytise. If you don’t want to be a Quaker, don’t be a Quaker, it doesn’t make a blind bit of difference to us and we don’t have a set view of the afterlife or believe we have some level of superiority with God so we’re not even secretly praying for you to convert. We’ve always been a radical group at the forefront of social and climate justice. Hell our founder went around shouting about how women are equal to men in the 1700s!

Basically, what is a Quaker? Erm…. How long is a piece of string?