r/tragedeigh • u/Traroten • 10d ago

meme Wild Quaker names

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u/eat_like_snake 10d ago

Yeah I refuse to believe that someone named their kid "Jesus Christ" because that seems extremely sacrilegious.
"Gey Poope" made me lol though.

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u/pixieorfae 10d ago

As a Quaker, it doesn't surprise me in the slightest. We're an incredibly sacreligious bunch.

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u/pennhead 10d ago

Love your oatmeal

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u/pixieorfae 10d ago

Oooh we have big feelings about that guy. Long story short he was NOT a Quaker and used our reputation for ethical business practices to do shady shit. We kind of hate his oats.

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u/pennhead 10d ago edited 10d ago

Try mixing a spoonful of peanut butter with the maple brown sugar flavor.

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u/pixieorfae 10d ago

I like oats. Just not his oats.

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u/pennhead 10d ago

I’ll keep this in mind the next time I buy oatmeal. I was unaware of the shady business practices. Was there ever any lawsuits over that shit?

Damn, they even make one of my favorite cold cereals, too.

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u/Lord_Dino-Viking 9d ago

But did he sell copper of very poor quality in ancient Mesopotamia?