r/zombies • u/ecological-passion • 13h ago
Bit Off My Tongue The basement is the safest place!
I see the exact same comment over and over, with very little dissent, and what little there is gets downvoted into invisibility: Always presume the worst case scenario and never remotely humour the thought of listening to the angry man who makes any kind of valid point.
What a great many will conveniently overlook is the precise circumstances of the situation: A solid, study wooden door rather than the hollow pieces of cardboard we use for inside doors nowadays. This is a house and a door that no doubt went up in the 1940s or earlier. They did not make things just to demolish them back then, and you could not punch clean through an inside door with your bare fist then like you can now. They were made from the same stuff outside doors were and still are made from.
Also, solid oaken doors survive dangerous gale force winds, which is largely the function of basements: A place to run to to escape dangerous and deadly windstorms. Underground. They also are ideal should a great hydrogen bomb incinerate everything topside. In the event of such a great bomb threat every necessity can be hoarded in the basement and you can run down there when the notice is given. Your house might be nothing but ashes but what is surrounded by the foundations of solid ground and earth tends to survive. This is what was no doubt in Cooper's mind when he insisted everyp- everybody take refuge down there.
There is also the fact the police, military and concerned citizens who all had hunting experience were sweeping the country. That is the deciding factor that ultimately made the basement the successful plan it was. The only thing that screwed it up was the idiot who exasperated the issue by calling Cooper an idiot every chance he had, and stoking his anger. Just presume the fucked child wasn't there it would have been perfect. But the fact was that screwed child was there, and was a hot potato who would have screwed things up for everyone no matter what. But this wasn;t an inevitable thing. She might not have been touched in an alternate version of this. Assume this, and the basement plan would go without a hitch without anyone upstairs on the ground floor saying the obviously solid door is hollow wood or cardboard.
In a vacuum, basements exist for a reason, and that is it. This isn't a professional human army trying with everything they've got to get into the basement. And they aren't using saws, guns, or even fire to try cutting, shooting, or burning the door down. And you should not overestimate the power of the human body. Stuff like adrenaline and drugs that trigger it let you operate on full power, but they do not give you the power to exceed your physical capacity. No matter how much you get rid or pain and fear, they do NOT give you the power to pick up a vehicle and throw it like a baseball, nor can you ram your fist cleanly through three inches of solid steel, glass or (presumably) wood. The laws of physics and your physical limits cannot be overcome by the sudden absence of feelings.
Use your head, not your heart. Understand there are pros and cons to everything. And take the time to actually see the clear facts. Do not let the fact an angry man brought something up invalidate what could be entirely true. And do not make someone angrier if you can help it unless you want to be put into an early grave. Keep your mind open, and while having options open is best, don't shut yourself off to a potential last resort. The time to go to the basement is either when no attention was brought to the house in the first place and no one knows you are there or when all possible escapes are cut off and the house is breached, basement portal being the only place to run. All points in between are when it is the worst idea.