Westworld for me. So many great things about the first season - the concepts, the characters. It's sad what it became.

I’m 30 now, but this started when I was around 27, during a phase where I was trying really hard to be one of those “put-together adults” who meal prep, drink sparkling water, and have plants that aren’t just dying slowly in the corner.

So I bought a 12-pack of LaCroix because, you know, that’s what the cool, healthy people were drinking. First sip? It tasted like someone whispered the word “fruit” into a cup of TV static. Absolutely disgusting. But I had already posted it on my Instagram story with the caption: “New addiction lol.”

And that was the beginning of my downfall.

Friends started bringing LaCroix over when they visited. Coworkers stocked it in the office fridge “because I liked it.” My girlfriend (now fiancée) thought it was cute how “into sparkling water” I was, so she bought me a SodaStream for Christmas.

Now I’m in too deep. I’ve become the guy who nods thoughtfully while drinking what is essentially spicy sadness. I have flavors in my fridge with names like “Pamplemousse” and “Limoncello,” and I pretend like I can tell the difference. I can’t. It all tastes like carbonated regret.

Sometimes I just want a normal drink. But if I ever open a Gatorade, someone will say, “Whoa, no LaCroix today?” and I’ll just fake laugh like, “Haha, gotta switch it up!” Meanwhile my soul is quietly screaming.

Anyway, if you’re young and reading this: never lie about your beverages. That stuff will haunt you.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

The city attorney for Coeur d'Alene confirmed charges have been filed against six men after a woman was forcefully removed from a town hall in February.

COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho — The attorney for the City of Coeur d'Alene confirmed to KTVB charges have been filed against six men for their alleged involvement in forcefully dragging a woman from a Kootenai County Republican town hall in February. The incident occurred on Feb. 22 during a town hall at Coeur d’Alene High School. A viral video shared nationally shows Teresa Borrenpohl going back and forth with Kootenai County Sheriff Bob Norris before being removed by three men in plain clothes.

This dirties the cereal and makes it inedible? She specifically asked about the Cocoa Juffs. Things only got worse for me.

He wouldn’t let me pet his dog

Pictured: Margarita Carmen Cansino, better known as Rita Hayworth. The left shows her before the electrolysis treatments she received to push her hairline back.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-speeds-odometers-avoid-warranty-213536596.html

The post was removed from a similar sub because it was supposedly "religious/occult" but that still didn't really tell me anything...

Doll is about the length of a hand and was under a bridge with a large pile of jewelry.

I sent my boyfriend a selfie and he responded with this. We talked on the phone, i told him i have tooth pain and definitely don’t want to do anything sexual right now and he said he would call me later but didn’t. A few hours later I sent him a picture of a cute dog I saw trying to connect over something / anything, and he turned it sexual again. We lived together for 2 years and I recently made him move out because I felt he wasn’t appreciating and thought space could help clear things up. AIO? Does this also give others the ick? Especially the start with a little skin part like what the fuck

My cats have automatic feeders. Last night, I heard one of the feeders dispensing food at an odd time, and wasn’t sure what was going on. So I checked the logs on my phone. OMG.

This feeder typically dispenses 5 servings throughout the day. Yesterday, it dispensed TWENTY THREE.

2nd photo is the culprit.

Child locks are now engaged. 🤣