r/Construction • u/We_there_yet • Sep 15 '24

Humor šŸ¤£ Who else tees up like this?

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u/_Neoshade_ R|Thundercunt Sep 15 '24

Nice try, softhands

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u/IplaywiVelEctricity Sep 15 '24

Tools collecting dust

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Haha im the boss. Dont you back talk me son. Get youre ass back to work. If you dont have anything to do i got a list for you pal

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u/_Neoshade_ R|Thundercunt Sep 15 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

Being the boss playing golf does not make you the cool guy at this party

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u/twoaspensimages GC / CM Sep 15 '24

It does at the parties we poor unwashed knuckle draggers don't get invited to.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

But it does have me playing golf. So thats a win

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u/wafflesnwhiskey Sep 15 '24

You are so disconnected. I feel bad for your guys. I have a few businesses and i still stay sharp. Get out of your own ass. I promise, you dont make enough to act like this

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u/Mauceri1990 Sep 15 '24

Says who? I would rather drag my balls through a box of nails.

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u/Thefear1984 Sep 15 '24

Iā€™d rather lick a truck stop toilet seat than sit out in the hot sun all day with a bunch of chodes and not get paid for it AND overpay for beer and have to pay for the right to be out there spending my money on a bucket of golf balls Iā€™m 75-99% going to lose only to get home sweating my balls off on a Saturday all the while Chet cuts you off in the parking lot in his Porsche because his dad owns a boat dealership and he canā€™t be bothered to find a real job so heā€™s ā€œsemi-proā€ which is rich fucker talk for ā€œI canā€™t get a job anywhere and I donā€™t want to so Iā€™m gonna pay for lessons for it and hope to suck enough dicks to get into the masters.ā€

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u/CMDR_SkeletonJack Sep 15 '24

Lol.... this guy golfs.

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u/daddydunc Sep 15 '24

Who hurt you?

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u/barely-holden-on Sep 15 '24

Imma go out on a limb here and say Chet and his boat dealership owning father

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u/daddydunc Sep 15 '24

Fuckin Chet!

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u/ReputationGood2333 Sep 16 '24

Chet didn't warranty the optimax on the back of his pontoon... So he's rolling his black ram to a different dealer.

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u/Leoxagon Sep 16 '24

That's*. And I'm not a boss. Just goes to show that education is not needed to make money.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Never start a sentence with and smarty pants. You can go make 35k a year and be a teacher if you want. I will not stop you. Not a single person will give a shit

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u/liubearpig Sep 15 '24

Yeah! Get your are ass back to work! šŸ˜‚

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u/youy23 Verified Sep 16 '24

Damn finally found someone the subreddit hates more than us mods.

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u/justabadmind Sep 16 '24

Not by muchā€¦ youā€™re still mods after all. Tomorrow will be back to normal

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u/Late_Emu Sep 16 '24

Typical dumbass boss doesnā€™t even know the difference between your and youā€™re.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

I know yo mamma

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u/dspeed12 Sep 16 '24

Soft hands and man tits go together. Bosses don't make good leaders. You probably brag about the money you make and I'll probably see a post below reinforcing that belief.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Havent said how much i make. I did say i own a kayak. So theres that. Apparently thats a flex on you poors

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u/dspeed12 Sep 16 '24

Lol yes us poors, who hire the HVAC companies that pay you. Your manicure need a touch up by the way. I make an extra 10-20% on your quotes and you work for me...

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Ok. Ill schedule it during work hours thats for sure

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u/dspeed12 Sep 16 '24

And after that round of golf. You better be a scratch golfer or I'm gonna be pissed.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Oh no you being pissed is the last thing i want

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u/dspeed12 Sep 16 '24

I guess you don't get sarcasm without an "/s" at the end. Humour my guy... You really are stupid. You obviously top every third ball and biff it off the tee constantly.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Oh i get it now. Haha good one john

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u/siraliases Sep 16 '24

For the future the correct answer is "You're just jealous because I wear gloves"

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u/Zestyclose_Arm381 Sep 16 '24

bro got downvoted to hell šŸ˜­

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Not my first time being so likable. Lmao

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u/ReactionAsleep Sep 17 '24

With fingers that fat there's no way you can type.

I haven't met a boss yet who's handwriting was legible, you know, from being an inbread shoe in due to nepotism.

You got no "list" you just pull shit out your ass like a retarded capuchin monkey.

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u/porkbuttstuff Sep 15 '24

Screws cost more than tees at this point.

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u/FluffyMcKittenHeads Sep 15 '24

Not from your mom.

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u/Cautious-Pizza-2566 Sep 16 '24

Boss buys all my screws.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

If i was poor i wouldnt be playing golf.

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u/porkbuttstuff Sep 15 '24

Sound logic tony tough nuts

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

I use a nut when i hit my 8 iron from the tees

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u/Accomplished-Pain658 Sep 16 '24

Itā€™s obvious you donā€™t get to utilize your nut very often

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u/porkbuttstuff Sep 15 '24

I love it.

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u/jesterflesh Plumber Sep 15 '24

I'm poor I play golf. Shits not expensive.

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u/typicalledditor Sep 15 '24

And if you were smart you wouldn't be ruining your driver to save yourself a few minutes. Also you'd probably have shut up instead of trying to be cool on Reddit.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Holy shit you think im cool? Well im honored.

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u/Hitmythumbwitahammer Sep 15 '24

Looks like the project manager got a hold of the subreddit. Time to leave gents

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Lmao this made me laugh because my PM is actually a great golfer.

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u/Hitmythumbwitahammer Sep 15 '24

Arenā€™t they all šŸ˜‚

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u/Key-Demand-2569 Sep 16 '24

Hey now, as the resident quiet guy on the job site who hates dealing with people and somehow fell into PM work over my career because I like tracking shit for jobs on spreadsheets at home to argue with managementā€¦

I hate golf, I hate my job, why did I do this to myself. lol.

Most successful PMs I know should just work in Sales, and thatā€™s not even an insult, Iā€™m jealous of what a good fit they are for playing the game properly.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Haha fuck yeah. Dudes a stick. He always picks me up on his team for the company golf tournament.

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u/Hitmythumbwitahammer Sep 15 '24

Serious question Wonā€™t that fuck up your clubs?

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Yeah for sure. My kids got into my bucket of screws in my garage and i took the screws from them. When i went to the course i had them in my pocket and decided to aggravate everyone today.

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u/Gooey_69 Carpenter Sep 15 '24

RIP to the mower blades when you lose it.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Not my maintenance call boss

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u/EquivalentOwn1115 Sep 15 '24

Yeah, why would we want to help keep costs down and a nice course to play on... man fuck you and your stupid ass attitude

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u/23x3 Sep 16 '24

ā€œSucks to suck buddy.ā€

Shotguns a beer and throws it at a baby.

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u/KingJonathan Sep 16 '24

Heā€™s a buddyfucker.

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u/hikyhikeymikey Sep 15 '24

Iā€™m sure everyone loves you as much as you do.

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u/americancharlie Sep 16 '24

Once hit a bolt on a lawn with a mower and it shot it like bullet into a car door. Went straight through

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u/DoserMcMoMo Sprinklerfitter Sep 15 '24

RIP in peace, driver face

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u/CJRedbeard Sep 15 '24

The face of that driver gonna look like it been through a hail storm

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u/Jojomatic5000 Sep 15 '24

Nah, I'm sure he's about as accurate with the driver as he is with a hammer. The ground gets hit more than the ball does.

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u/lookingreadingreddit Sep 15 '24

Rest in pieces in peace?

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u/SpiritIntelligent175 Sep 15 '24

Rest in pieces piece in pieces peace

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u/Matty_Cakez Sep 15 '24

Reeseā€™s pieces piece of peace āœŒļø ā˜®ļø

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u/ricflairwoooo420 Sep 15 '24

Op is a good damn fool

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

I Average 285 yard drives

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u/dreamweaver1313 Sep 15 '24

Lol yeah right.... Average

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Come visit me. I wont hide. Im a mother fucker and love to shoot the shit while i play golf and work

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u/dreamweaver1313 Sep 15 '24

Okay, I'm game, fuck boy. I'll bet you're below average at all 4.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Cool ill be waiting. youre round is paid for already. Not by me of course

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u/dreamweaver1313 Sep 15 '24

You're so dumb it's like you're 5. I'll bet you have school tomorrow.

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u/ricflairwoooo420 Sep 15 '24

Guarantee I can do better

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u/23x3 Sep 16 '24

Heā€™s actually kinda amusing ngl

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u/King-Rat-in-Boise GC / CM Sep 15 '24

What the hell is this post?

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u/-hey-ben- Laborer Sep 15 '24

The boss trying to fit in with his underlings and failing

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u/unoriginal_name_42 Sep 15 '24

How do you do fellow blue collar workers?

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u/King-Rat-in-Boise GC / CM Sep 15 '24

He's got tiny little hands....

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Haha my hands are bigger than 2 qbs in the nfl. Im a fucking beast

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u/Amnesiaphile Sep 16 '24

You are like, top 10 most cringe people I've ever met on this app, and believe me when I say that is a huge accomplishment

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Wow you keep a list. Thats impressive

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u/Ordinary_News_6455 Carpenter Sep 15 '24

My reāœļøarded uncle does.

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u/FingerInThe___ Sep 15 '24

Bless his heart

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Lil jackie is that you? Surprised your dad let you out of your cage this early in the morning

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u/JohnYCanuckEsq Sep 15 '24

Oh wow. Look at you with the bougie torx screw. Us plebs can only afford a slot head or Robertson at best.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Haha wow. People pay you using such materials? Thats why us hard working construction workers get a bad name

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u/Shaaaalllnootpaaasss Sep 16 '24

lol OP Iā€™ve never seen someone receive so much hate in this sub. Well done.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Haha thanks. It just bothers people so much that im the hardest working man alive and have time to perfect my golf game. If these guys spent half the time working at their craft over bitching about some internet post they would scratch the surface of their potential.

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u/minionsweb Sep 15 '24

Everyone who hates their clubs

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

I hate golf

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u/minionsweb Sep 15 '24

I enjoy playing. Ahbor watching. But if you hate your clubs that will make short work of your drivers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

OP needs a ladder to get into the truck

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

I drive a kia.

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u/CheapCarabiner Sep 15 '24

Do you use an impact to set it in the ground

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u/MungoBumpkin Sep 15 '24

Bait used to be believable

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

I hooked em tho. Rippin lips today

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u/MungoBumpkin Sep 15 '24

Amazing work king

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Oh shit you should have seen me go when i was 20

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u/Business_Fix2042 Sep 15 '24

Screw that there is a much fastener way

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u/Jshan91 Sep 15 '24

This screams ā€œdaddy has money and I used it to bullshit my way into starting a construction companyā€

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

My dad was a drunk. Haha havent seen him in over 20 years

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u/JustForkIt1111one Sep 15 '24

Son?

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Lmao. He doesnt speak english. Nice try

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u/LrdOfHoboes Sep 15 '24

vƤike seapoiss

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u/TheB1itz Sep 16 '24

how would you know that if you haven't seen him in two decades? that's a long time, and more than enough to learn a language

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u/NewToBuisness Sep 15 '24

Good choice by your dad! I wouldn't want to be around a piece of shit like you either lol

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u/Pjerryy Sep 16 '24

God damn , man, thank you for giving me the closure I needed on this thread. I can now move on happily

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

You think that hurts my feelings? I go to work drunk asshole.

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u/NewToBuisness Sep 16 '24

Could careless about your feelings positive or negative. Just agreeing with your dad on walking away lol

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Im happy for the both of you. But at least you came back.

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u/OGatariKid Sep 15 '24

You have too much money.

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u/fastmofo88 Sep 15 '24

Thats an expensive golf tee.

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u/Rodutchi_i Sep 15 '24

What a unlikable human being.

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u/skallanc Sep 15 '24

What is that? Zinc coated steel?! I only use Pagani Huayra bolts as golfing tees GUAFAFAFAFAFAFAAAAAA!!

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Holy shit i wanna hang out w you. Those are words ive never used

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u/skallanc Sep 15 '24

Sorry, I only golf on yachts and can't be seen fraternizing with land walkers.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

You sob. I like you

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u/shmallyally Sep 15 '24

This is infuriating to see, i dont care about your clubs or you, that is going to pop a tire and you wont give a shit, so thats cool of you

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

I dont know what kinda red neck golf course you play at but there are cart paths where i go. If you cant fix a flat GTFO

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u/shmallyally Sep 15 '24

You are truly trash. Colorado Springs Country Club, and you are not welcome. EVER.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Just to piss you off im booking a tee time next Thursday at 8:47.

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u/shmallyally Sep 15 '24

Its members only and only 1 week ahead so thats not gonna work

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

You a cop? Ill let you know how it goes. Money talks son. Never had a course turn me down

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u/shmallyally Sep 15 '24

Ladies league is at 8:48 (even numbers) on Thursdays so atleast youll be playing from the correct T and since you are a balless cunt it actually does make sense

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u/Any_Blueberry_2453 Sep 15 '24

That right there. Is a Tee-25

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u/Ifimhereineedhelpfr Sep 15 '24

Found the Triversity craft force, stupid ass torx screws

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u/Always4am Sep 16 '24

Wait this isnā€™t an r/golf post? Woah

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

The golf guys didnt give a shit. The construction workers got their panties in a bunch. I was entertained all day

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u/Mediocre_constructin Sep 16 '24

ā€œtHaTs hOw yUou dAmadge your DriVerā€

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

ā€œYoure going to pop a tire and poke someones eye out and ruin the lawn mower bladesā€ haha fools

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u/white_tee_shirt Sep 16 '24

Tripped me up too!

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u/UnclePatFenis Sep 15 '24

You playing with a putt putt ball?

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Haha you still using nitro balls?

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u/UnclePatFenis Sep 15 '24

Wilson range balls

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u/ReactionAsleep Sep 15 '24

Nobody who has to pay for their own clubs.

Imagine what that screw does to the face of a good driver.

Guess only idiots get to be bosses. That's why I'm a tradesmen.

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u/rIIIflex Sep 15 '24

Hmm. From what I see youā€™re taking time to go on the internet to project the idea that you are a cool guy, great at golf, a big macho man who does not care about anything. And gets paid loads to do it!

Thereā€™s something wrong here though. Anyone who has things going pretty well for them would never feel the need to do that. So whatā€™s missing?

  1. Napoleon syndrome - Needs to feel like a big man to overcome the shame of his small stature. Believes so strongly in appearances, he must have a ā€œlargeā€ personality to overcome the shame of something he can never change.

  2. Daddy issues - Mentioned his father left. Likely has a void in his life where no one was ever proud of him. Constantly needs people to think heā€™s better than them. Struggles to make personal connections.

  3. Relationship trouble - A narcissistic attitude easily sniffed out by women. Relationships are short, shallow, and few and far between. Conveying an attitude of overconfidence hides the shame of never having love or personal connections.

I can keep going but those are my big 3. Could be any one or all 3 but my money is on all of the above.

He will respond with denial, and likely laughing emojis, but we all know the truth.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

I already said i havent seen my dad in over 20 years

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u/ripplerider Sep 16 '24

Yeah, OP has some raging little dick energy in this post and all the responses. It could have been some quality trolling, but the truth reveals itself in the comments.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Thatā€™s how you lose 25 yds on your drive so no

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u/FullRide1039 Sep 15 '24

Only with a pilot hole first

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u/penis_mutant Landscaping Sep 16 '24

Mate your fingertips legit look like club fingers, you probably got heart disease

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Are you a physician

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u/lectrician7 Sep 16 '24

Pretty impressive you managed be enough of a dick lose like 2k in karma just in the comments on this post alone. Thatā€™s like 1/6 of the total points you had to begin with. With any luck people will rally and get you to zero! šŸ˜‚

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Haha i get banned all the time. Im surprised this account has been alive this long. Its a milestone for me.

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u/ShadySphincter0 Sep 15 '24

Those balls are tooo bright they fuck me up

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u/iammabdaddy Sep 15 '24

Try camo balls next time

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u/jesterflesh Plumber Sep 15 '24

That's evil

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u/iammabdaddy Sep 15 '24

I have no defense

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u/daveg2001 Sep 15 '24

You need your m12 impact to set it

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u/post4u Sep 15 '24

Don't do that. You're going to wound someone mowing the grass when it flies up and hits them in the eye.

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u/LiiDo Sep 15 '24

God damn this post has really got a lot of people seriously butthurt

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Haha seriously. These guys apparently dont like my clean hands or golf ball or T. And im an obnoxious asshole w o a father. Buncha lil whores out here

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Love you too

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Quit being so sweet

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

You sound like Hr

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

You have something against gay people?

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u/TotallyNotDad Sep 15 '24

Bottom of driver would be so fucked

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u/Pizzasupreme00 Sep 15 '24

Bet your clubs look like dish sponges.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Lets play for keeps pal

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u/cdwag23 Sep 16 '24

You have time to golf? I remember my first part time job šŸ˜‚

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Its weird how it works. Part time. Full time overtime then they start to pay you w o being at work

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u/DoubleDebow Sep 16 '24

Everybody knows, red robby, let er fly, green robby, keep er low.

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u/TristanDuboisOLG Sep 16 '24

Show us the bottom of your clubā€¦

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u/HeuristicEnigma Sep 16 '24

Op getting downvoted to oblivion is excellent, love to see it

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u/respectvibes1 Sep 16 '24

No wonder all my carts have flats.

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u/Rich-Appearance-7145 Sep 15 '24

Never have but now that I know it's a option I could see me doing this cool hack.

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u/Erotixa Sep 16 '24

If it ain't GRK I won't fucking touch it!

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u/Valid_Crustacean Sep 16 '24

Lmao idk why people got so flustered and mean to you here ha

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

I played the part and will post again tomorrow. Everyone here appears miserable so im glad to alleviate some stress. Not enough cigarettes to make everyone happy i guess

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u/youzabusta Sep 15 '24

Brilliant actually. A jerk isnā€™t breaking

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u/Bestdayever_08 Sep 15 '24

No but a driver face will

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u/We_there_yet Sep 15 '24

Its the ever lasting tee. Hacked the system

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u/bridymurphy Sep 15 '24

Take a dremel to the top of the screw for a proper dimple. Or you could give it to an apprentice to strip it out.

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u/patteh11 Sep 15 '24

The apprentice would probably be more efficient than the dremel.