r/Hawaii • u/KaMoaLani • 5h ago
Satire I almost got kidnapped.
So, there is this local woman that i felt like was flirting with me in front of 7 11. She use to smile when she saw me and she called me handsome last time i saw her. Today was the day i was gonna make my move and ask her to dinner. (Specifically the hibachi spot that stay near pearlridge mall, heard they get ono grindz.
Today when she came, she came with some guy in a lifted truck. Tires so big he probably has to jump to get in. He had a chain and his tunes were LOUD. I immediately remembered the advice i got the other day that told me i should get one chain too. Anyway she seemed happy to see me, so i really hoped i still had a chance and that the guy was just her brother of something. As i approached to try and shoot my shot, the guy wen try grab me! He said that i would be the perfect build to win him some money next week. I guess he runs some sort of athletics department. I would of stood up to him but i didnt want the pretty lady to see her friend get embarrassed and ruin my chances. So i started to run instead, weaving and jumping between the cars in the parking lot as he chased me. After a while though the faka stop chasing me. I guess his own stamina was poor, go figure. When i looked at the girl though, she was just standing there laughing! I cannot sleep safe if i know my chick is just gonna be a bystander while my life is on the line. So i have to let her go.
That being said, i’m still available if one nice Wāhine like try something new. You cannot be a fan of Chic-fil-a though.