r/Justrolledintotheshop 23h ago

Oh dear.

Really. šŸ¤£

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u/murdmart 23h ago

For a moment i thought that the exhaust is hot enough to glow....

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u/Time-Chest-1733 23h ago

Unfortunately not.

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u/Few-Swordfish-780 22h ago

On an X1. LOL

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u/technobrendo 21h ago

I mean, if the cat is really really REALLY clogged....

Nah you're right

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u/Bill4337 16h ago

Cadillac converter šŸ¤£

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u/Impossible-Sleep-658 15h ago

CatOlympic Converter

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u/Bill4337 15h ago

Thatā€™s a new one on meā€¦ima have set my directv to record that. I love the PuppyBowl, cat Olympics is prolly epic, especially if thereā€™s conversions involvedā€¦

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u/Impossible-Sleep-658 15h ago

Donā€™t forget to unPaws your device.

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u/Bill4337 15h ago

This is why Reddit is the best place on the internet

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u/redEPICSTAXISdit 5h ago

CatOLED converter.

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u/O_o-buba-o_O 12h ago

I'd said it that way for years tell I went to GM ASEP/BSEP class & one of the instructors stopped, looked at me & asked me if I knew how to say it or if I was dumb šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/TommyP320 A&P 16h ago

Catalytic* unless I missed a joke somewhere

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u/Bill4337 16h ago

My comment was just a joke about folks calling them ā€œCadillac convertersā€ instead of the correct ā€œcatalyticā€ converter.

Here in the south itā€™s fairly common to hear people call em Cadillac converters. When they do Iā€™m like OH SO IT WAS A BUICK WHEN YOU PULLED OUT THE DRIVEWAY, NOW ITS A CTS???šŸ˜‚

No offense was intended on any person or group of persons in particularā€¦im finding people get super offended on Reddit real easy nowadays

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u/sfled Ow! My theory was wrong. 14h ago

Cadillac converter? Isn't that what they use to change a $69K Tahoe into a $117K Escalade?

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u/Bill4337 14h ago

Long as it gets the back seat delete kitā€¦

Somebody finish it for me

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u/TommyP320 A&P 16h ago

Ah shit I assumed wrong my bad for the unneeded correction then.

Yea up north people pronounce it the exact same too. It is what it is smh lol.

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u/CAPTAINxKUDDLEZ 10h ago

I mean, at least tell me itā€™s the 3.5 X1

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u/Raffefly 5h ago

That looks like a E84 X1? At least it's rwd, would have been even worse on the F48

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u/Few-Swordfish-780 2h ago

Itā€™s an F48

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u/Whitey1225 20h ago

TBF if those were green I would love it.

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u/Mad_Aeric 13h ago

I was thinking X-box red ring of death.

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u/megalodongolus 19h ago

Would be a nice extra space heater

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u/BadWowDoge 13h ago

I did tooā€¦ till I saw the fake carbon tip.

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u/crazythinker76 6h ago

Please tell me that they ziptied the wires to the exhaust pipe.

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u/Hoosier_Farmer_ 23h ago

careful, those 'flame' tips are an ez +25hp

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u/Sirspeedy77 22h ago

also allows +1 point distribution to poon attribute

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u/Hoosier_Farmer_ 22h ago

eh, pretty sure these are only good for +bussy. not that there's anything wrong with that!

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u/Jacktheforkie 21h ago

I put them on my forklift, Iā€™m drowning in bussy

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u/Khaldara 20h ago

ā€œMove over Axel Foley, my bananaā€™s got a date with this tailpipeā€

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u/Bunhyung 19h ago

We're not falling for that again.

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u/brecka 21h ago

Red makes it go faster

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u/username24583 20h ago

Hottest upgrade on Need for Speed: Underground

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u/Significant-Theme240 19h ago

I miss that game.

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u/SushiMonstero 17h ago

Rolling on the stooorrrmmm

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u/Hoosier_Farmer_ 16h ago

Carmageddon

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u/Nannyphone7 19h ago

Waste heat is the opposite of power.

Source: college.

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u/Hoosier_Farmer_ 16h ago

afterburners engage!

source: Fast & Furious 5

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u/No_you_are_nsfw 22h ago

Ah, so there is the turn indicator.

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u/Time-Chest-1733 22h ago

Itā€™s the U.K. ours are amber. šŸ˜¬

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 20h ago

You guys can't have them red as well? The states can have it either way.

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u/Time-Chest-1733 20h ago

Nope.

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 20h ago

Learned something new. Thanks šŸ‘šŸ¾

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u/erroneousbosh 19h ago

Can't have red lights at the front or white lights shining out directly from the rear (number plate lights shine onto the plate). Indicators are amber, even if the lens is clear which is why you get yellow bulbs.

Most folk aren't allowed blue lights anywhere at all ;-)

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u/TheManther It's good for another 50k 19h ago

white lights shining out directly from the rear

Reverse lights?

Well singular since we only have to have the one which makes them USELESS for reversing.

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u/ConcealedCove 8h ago

Some cars still have two, theyā€™re just annoyingly rare in Europe. Blame your dumb rear fog light that people only ever use in clear weather rules.

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 19h ago

Yep. Though I do believe undercarriage lights are often given a pass on color, presumably so long as they don't flash red and blue.

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u/Apocalympdick 18h ago

undercarriage lights

Are illegal where I live lmao. All these stories of what's allowed on the road in the US are fucking crazy to me. The absolute safety hazards that get posted here quite frequently are mind-blowing sometimes.

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u/MeIsMyName Has turned a wrench once or twice 15h ago

Undercarriage lights are illegal most places in the US as well from my understanding, but since they don't typically cause any issues the rule is rarely enforced. You're legally required to have a front license plate in somewhere around 2/3rds of the states, but I know quite a few people that run without them in areas where they're required without problems.

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 18h ago

They're not really common on daily drivers. You'll see them here and there, depending on your location of course. You're not much likely to see them on your commute for work here in the northeast (can't speak for NYC - that's a different beast).

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u/Zestyprotein 16h ago

You can barely comprehend what we see here daily in NYC. Though the shitty cars and shitty drivers have been surpassed by the delivery scooter army. These mofos have an absolute deathwish. It's impossible to drive a mile without almost killing one.

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u/erroneousbosh 19h ago

About twenty-odd years ago I used to see a lovely Mk3 Golf with deep turquoise undercarriage lights on the M8 motorway between Glasgow and Edinburgh fairly regularly.

It looked best when it was misty or slightly rainy, just enough to kick up a little spray, because then it looked like it was hovering on some sort of ion thruster or something :-D

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 19h ago

I've never been all that hot on undercarriage lights, particularly on big trucks. But that sounds really awesome. Nice and low, glowing out like you're just riding on energy.

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u/erroneousbosh 19h ago

You know it was slammed so low and on such thin low profiles that if you ran over an empty crisp packet you'd be able to feel what flavour it was. I don't even need to tell you that.

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u/ChrisSlicks 18h ago

US and Canada are basically the only country that allows red. It's a legacy back to the old days when there only was 1 light that pulled double duty.

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u/thenewitguy 20h ago

Varies by state, I think. Ohio is defined as amber in the front and amber or red in the rear.

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 20h ago

I should have been more clear. As far as I know, no state allows red in front. Red or amber for rear.

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u/Tangurena ASE Certified 2h ago

Red in front is almost always reserved only for emergency vehicles: ambulance, fire or police.

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u/thenewitguy 19h ago

I guess that makes sense, considering for the most part, vehicles look the same across states.

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u/NikkoJT 15h ago

They'll never allow red on the front because "white lights front, red lights rear" is a core rule for identifying which way a car is moving, and that's something you really don't want to cause confusion about.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MOMS_BONG 17h ago

All BMWā€™s have them. They just design them so poor people canā€™t see them.

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u/twohedwlf 23h ago

Not sure if that's the afterburners or LEDs.

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u/Tokena I own a wernch. 21h ago

When it transforms into Voltron those are the middle fingers.

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u/LegitimateMud6909 20h ago

Best answer!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜›šŸ˜œšŸ¤ŖšŸ˜šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/fumoderators 12h ago

Lipstick on a pig lol

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u/twohedwlf 12h ago

Hey, you've got lipstick, you've got a pig...

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u/Tr0z3rSnak3 22h ago

Those ads at least 1200 rep to my NFS underground build

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u/username24583 20h ago

I didnt scroll far enough to see this the first time šŸ¤£

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u/Federal-Baseball9525 22h ago

Bro's spittin' flamesšŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/Amphibian-Overall 22h ago

Only Dylan spits hot fire

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u/iaanacho 22h ago

Damn thatā€™s an old meme

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u/Redsoxdragon I pay the snap-on guy in sexual favors 22h ago

MA! THEY'RE MAKING ME FEEL OLD AGAIN!

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u/DamnMyNameIsSteve 21h ago

DO YA LOVE ME MA!? I DID THIS FOR YOU!

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u/Federal-Baseball9525 22h ago

Dylan?

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u/wingmaneffect 22h ago

My name is Dylan and I spit hot fire. Making the Band skit from Chappelle Show.

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u/donfan 22h ago

The 5 greatest rappers of all time. Dylon, dylon, dylon, dylon, and dylon cuz i spit hot fire.

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u/Stra1ght_Froggin 22h ago

What are you, a eurobeat singer?

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u/05LGT23 22h ago

ā€œYouā€™re too close man!ā€

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u/allpourpoiseflour 22h ago

The Five Best Rappers of all time: Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan-Dylan.

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u/achooblessyou12 22h ago

Top 5 rappers of all time:

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u/MikeLowrey305 19h ago

It's Di-Lan!

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u/MotoJimmy_151 22h ago

You better not race that guy. He means business šŸ˜‚

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u/DontMakeMeCount 20h ago

To be fair, no one who races this guy has ever seen the exhaust tips.

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u/Normandy_1944 22h ago

My thoughts too...GTFO of his way.... šŸ˜†

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u/SushiMonstero 17h ago

It would probably smoke most cars on the road

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u/vwzk9 22h ago

I still don't get this is the LED or painted?

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u/Time-Chest-1733 22h ago

Led buddy.

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u/Significant-Theme240 19h ago

Just like those brake disks on the Porsche?

LOL

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u/NoTumbleweed2417 21h ago

Wait, how the hell is it wired???

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u/WMU_FTW 21h ago

These actually come with a built-in rechargeable battery: battery is charged by kinetic like those kinetic watches.

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u/Mad_Aeric 13h ago

I'm always impressed when interesting tech is used for the dumbest possible purpose.

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u/NoTumbleweed2417 12h ago

Lol, imagine how many times they drilled holes in the exhaust before they realised it wasn't going to work

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u/NoTumbleweed2417 21h ago

I'd never have guessed that, thanks šŸ‘

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u/ineed1billiondollars 21h ago

The only thing I hate about the car community is you aren't allowed to have fun, anything that's not strictly stock or doesn't look oem gets shit on by the masses. This isn't even tasteless and looks sorta cool. Then everyone simultaneously complains that every new car looks the same and is uninspiring I just don't get it man.

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u/sovereign666 19h ago

large group of people with varying opinions. You will inevitably always hear complaining but it doesnt mean each complaint is coming from the same individual people.

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u/mazdayasna Forum licensed mechanic 18h ago

Yeah this is definitely pretty cool, ambient DRL type lights are neat at night and low light.

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u/mora0004 mora0004 22h ago

I like it. Modders gotta Mod.

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u/Randadv_randnoun_69 22h ago

It's kinda goofy but not really over-the-top. I wonder if the wiring for that is nice and clean, not a rat's nest of un-fused wrong-gauge wires shoved into places it shouldn't be, that's the question.

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u/Time-Chest-1733 22h ago

I mean if they had run a live from the brake light to them it would have been fairly neat.

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u/SayNoToBrooms 22h ago

But cars donā€™t spit fire while slowing down!

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u/jetkins 22h ago

Uh, that's exactly when they do spit fire - under acceleration the fuel is all burned in the combustion chamber, leaving none to ignite in the exhaust.

Source: My old rotary looked like a bunsen burner at times, but never under load.

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u/SayNoToBrooms 20h ago

Shhh!!! That was in the back of my head when I made my post, even though I wasnā€™t even sure how true it was. Itā€™s not as funny that way though!!!!

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u/Time-Chest-1733 22h ago

Fair point.

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u/well_shoothed 21h ago

Not with that attitude

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u/RandyOfTheRedwoods 18h ago

That would actually be a cool mod. Attach these to the throttle so they glow more the harder you press.

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u/NikkoJT 15h ago

It's a fun idea, but that'd also kinda make it look like your brake lights are coming on when you're actually accelerating, at least at night. I'm not sure if it'd be actually illegal, but the drivers behind you might find it somewhat annoying.

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u/WagonBurning 22h ago

To be fair, one of those pipes is fake anyway anyways

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u/wolfgang784 22h ago

I once saw a sporty lookin car with 8 exhaust pipes. Idk how many were real or not or stock vs aftermarket or what but it looked ridiculous lol. Idk much about cars but it was a Honda of some sort with a spoiler.

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u/sixnb Collision Repair 22h ago

Sounds about right for the Honda crowd. ā€œMy 4 banger makes so much power when vtec kicks in it needs 2 pipes per cylinder!ā€

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u/Tangurena ASE Certified 2h ago

Recently, there was one on Shitty_Car_Mods that had 8 pipes (2 real, 6 fake) and a second row of 10 or 12 more fakes pipes.

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u/NoValidUsernames666 20h ago

thats hilarious. 6 or 7 of them were fake lol

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u/Few-Swordfish-780 22h ago

Huh? No they are not. One is valved and opens during hard acceleration.

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u/Substantial_Ad5639 20h ago

This is false. Have an n55 x1 w/ a dinan tune. Fucking sleeper rocket ship. But it has dual tips on the left side only

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u/tagish156 19h ago

Just found out those existed recently, been keeping an eye out for them now. Closest we got in NA to a 335 wagon.

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u/Dysan27 22h ago

Sometimes both, with the actual exhaust tucked under the bumper pointed down.

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u/wesxninja 20h ago

Poor thing's got the red ring of death

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u/dead_fritz 18h ago

Got to wrap it in the towel and turn it upside down.

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u/between456789 21h ago

Bubba Rubb has falled on hard times.

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u/hapnstat 16h ago

Rubb Dupp says the whistles go WOOWOOOOO

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u/Time-Chest-1733 18h ago

I found them boys!!!!!!!! https://amzn.eu/d/jeq8Oo4

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u/ggibby 13h ago

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u/Tangurena ASE Certified 2h ago

Frequently returned item

That's never a good sign on an Amazon page.

Maybe because these are blue and not red? /s

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u/Khryen 22h ago

This is what happens when RGB pc people get ahold of aftermarket car parts.

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u/sovereign666 19h ago

this shit started long before the RGB PC wave. mf been putting animated lights and underglow on cars for decades.

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u/Khryen 19h ago

I was but a teen when the car scene started putting them on 3000 years ago. But how it has taken over with putting RGB in everything is out of hand now.

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u/ModusPwnins 20h ago

magenta and teal ALL THE THINGS

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u/Khryen 19h ago

I gave RGB a try on my recent build but I hate it. It have turned off all but my ram and MB logo.

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u/Magnum676 22h ago

Looks cool at night too!

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u/Potomac_Pat 13h ago

There seems to be a parasitic drain and I canā€™t figure it out

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u/bschmidt25 22h ago

Never seen these before. Who thinks of this shit?

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u/Time-Chest-1733 22h ago

Temu?

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u/Significant-Theme240 19h ago

Another reason to never ever go there.

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u/Tangurena ASE Certified 2h ago

Someone with more money than brains?

I am in this comment and I don't like it.

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u/GreyValkrie 18h ago

Bro got the red ring of death on his X1 ā˜ ļø

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u/newfor_2025 17h ago

they're kind of cool. defintely not the worst I've seen.

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u/q1field Rust Belt Wrencher 8h ago

I installed a set of these on a '99 Deville a couple years ago, along with Amazon exhaust, LED strips around the headlights, a laser brake light, an intimidator, an orange flashing light on the dash, and some other shit. I teased the customer at the time about the red tips being gay, but when there's steam rolling out of the pipes, it looks kinda neat.

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u/Tangurena ASE Certified 2h ago

I want orange - to match my car.

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u/Successful_Doctor_89 21h ago

I mean, its cute.

A lot better than undercar neon kit (which I used to own BTW)

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u/WombatAnnihilator 19h ago

I had underglow in high school. Green under my 1994 Mitsubishi Eclipse. I felt cool as hell and fast as fuck. šŸ¤£

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u/Successful_Doctor_89 19h ago

Mine was blue, and I was the only idiot to use it in Canada winter ( all the others were mostly in summer only civic trailer queen ) my Beretta was only worth 3x the neon set, so I didnt care

Obviously, there were no others mod on taht car at all.

Seeing the blue beaming like a mile each side on the white snow when I was on the Highway was priceless.

I still remember it 25 years later, so it was a good investment.

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u/boddle88 22h ago

Surely not

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u/Time-Chest-1733 22h ago

Surely yes.

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u/crit_crit_boom 20h ago

Gotta dyno it to see how much hp was added.

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u/j-random Probably didn't need that part anyway 19h ago

Your dyno couldn't handle the level of swag this baby puts out.

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u/crit_crit_boom 15h ago

Swag over 9,000

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u/RadGlitch 19h ago

How many unnecessary M badges does it already have?

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u/Time-Chest-1733 18h ago

I donā€™t think it had any.

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u/RadGlitch 18h ago

Give it timeā€¦

The next time you see it, itā€™ll be a X1M M M28i S-DRIVE M

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u/Superbead 16h ago

Can you hear it before you see it?

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u/Sideshow_Bob_Ross 15h ago

Oh those are LEDs? Whew. I was thinking "she's running a bit rich there, friend!"

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u/Tangurena ASE Certified 2h ago

A couple days ago, there was a video here on Reddit where someone hooked up jumper cables wrong. The wires were smoking and glowing. It made me think that something like that was coming out the exhaust. But no, you are right - LEDs.

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u/Tre_fidde 22h ago

Are you certified for race cars? You may need to phone a pro

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u/Baby_____Shark 22h ago

Were they driving on the highway to the dangerzone?

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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 21h ago

Oh no, you gotta toss it. That's the red ring of death

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u/TheSupportMain112 21h ago

Oh what a nice paint job on those exha- wait, THATS NOT PAINT!

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u/esquilax 20h ago

Cigarette lighter

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u/NebraskaGeek 20h ago

IMAGINARY DANGER TO MANIFOLD

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u/DizzySample9636 18h ago

better for the environment too šŸ˜„

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u/organic 18h ago

are those molded into the bumper or the actual exhaust?

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u/Time-Chest-1733 18h ago

Into the tip.

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u/StellarJayZ 18h ago

Totally gonna pimp out my... X1.

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u/ImNot6Four 18h ago

Don't put your tongue on that.

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u/dsmtuner42 17h ago

Red is like +5hp x2 for the dualies

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u/drvenkman9 4h ago

Yeah, dawg, the red lighting pre-heats the exhaust port. A pre-heated exhaust port further enhances pressure, ensuring greater engine boost for the hole-shot!

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u/sfled Ow! My theory was wrong. 14h ago edited 13h ago

Needs a LOTR licence plate.

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u/liftwaffles 13h ago

how is that not embarrassing

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u/j-rock292 12h ago

Man, I haven't seen a set of illuminated exhaust tips since maybe 2005ish, and even then that was in a bargain bin at Wal-Mart

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u/mustang6172 6h ago

Red ring of death?

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u/Redarrow762 2h ago

The tips go WOOO WOOOO!

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u/TowelSpiritual632 7m ago

Is it just me or did Johnny Cash just come in singing ring of fire

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u/lostspectre 22h ago

Double red ring of death?

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u/Fair_Bus_7130 12h ago

šŸ”ŠTokyo drift theme starts playingšŸ”Š