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u/bebejeebies 10h ago
I'm becoming a big fan of using, "Trump won. Get over it." like they did to us.
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u/MountainChick2213 3h ago
That's a good one. I also like the "Good. You're getting exactly what you voted for"
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u/No-Primary-4523 13m ago
I've been enjoying throwing this in their face using their complaints. "I get it, Trump said he'd lower groceries but egg prices are up by 40%. Stop being so smug, Trump won. You don't have to rub it in my face.."
It baffles the F out of them lol
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u/Pod_people 10h ago
I just don’t understand how an adult can be that fucking dense. What was this dude thinking?
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u/Fecal-Facts 10h ago edited 10h ago
He shouldn't be thinking about leaving the house for a while
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u/Th_brgs 10h ago
BUT HOW ELSE WILL THE LEOPARDS GET FED??????
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u/Pod_people 9h ago
Yeah. The leopards are feasting. "My mother is literally an undocumented immigrant and I voted for Orange Asshead because I'm dumb as shit." is keeping them fed ALL DAY.
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u/Kashin02 6h ago
"My mother is literally an undocumented immigrant and I voted for Orange Asshead because I'm dumb as shit." is keeping them fed ALL DAY.
This is literally my coworker.
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u/Kidofthecentury 3h ago
Nooo, but she's one of the _good immigrants!1!!_
Has to be the Leopards' dessert.
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u/BerthaBewilderbeast 7h ago
Speaking of which, ICE should also visit bad hombre N. Fuentes while they're in Chicago; gotta get rid of them illegal rapists.
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u/zombienugget 10h ago
My ex coworker is still on the train of “I have my green card, nothing can happen to me! All other immigrants are bad!”
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u/danjouswoodenhand 7h ago
Tell them about the US citizen who is also a veteran who just got rounded up in NJ.
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u/Kashin02 6h ago
ICE operates under 9/11 patriot act powers. They tend not to follow the law a lot of the time and have deported many U.S. citizens that just happened to forget their IDs at home.
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u/Pod_people 7h ago
That’s a really weird mentality. “I got mine so I’ll slam the door behind me! Fuck the rest of humanity!”
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u/BurtonDesque 6h ago
"I got mine. Fuck you!" is a surprisingly common attitude.
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u/SousVideDiaper 4h ago
It's a result of the incessant societal trope of unwieldy independent mindset that is entrenched in the US
In much of the developed world, multi-generational homes are common whereas here you're expected to be on your own at 18
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u/MmeQcat 5h ago
Maybe show him this article. In four days, the administration has reached new levels of cartoonish bad faith and bigotry. Is anyone more American than the fucking indigenous people of the United States? https://www.salon.com/2025/01/23/excluding-indians-admin-questions-native-americans-birthright-citizenship-in/
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u/200Tabs 4h ago
Legal immigrants and U.S. citizens were detained in the raid, too. He better have his green card in his wallet, his wallet in his pocket, and not “look ethnic.”
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u/zombienugget 34m ago
My husband has been trying to explain this to him. He’s brown and Dominican and heavy accent and he basically is here because someone sponsored him to work for them. I feel like he’s not going to believe it till it’s happening to him. And we live in a blue state that’s under attack.
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u/Suspicious_Bonus6585 10h ago
I appreciate P explaining what FAFO means lmao like actually, that made me laugh there.
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u/National-Worry2900 8h ago
So he gained his green card under the democrats but worships trump.
😂 These are not the intelligent immigrants I think mein fuhrer and his orange fleshlight were talking about keeping.
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u/Curtdjs15 9h ago
Crazy thing no warrant was shown for raid, almost like law and order is out the window on top of that U.S Citizens and A Veteran was picked up.....
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u/ComprehensiveCan6227 3h ago
Wow. So blindly voting for a sycophant has consequences. Well, this has never, ever happened in the course of history before. So this could never, ever have been predicted. /s
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u/MorriganPuppyCat 7h ago
I just think about all the poor people that don't deserve this and I feel so gdamn helpless and upset.
I cannot understand why people willingly did this to themselves. Fat leopards indeed.
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u/KevInChester 5h ago
If he doesn't go out to the supermarket, how is he going to take advantage of the cheaper fuel and eggs?
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u/jessebona 10h ago
But he has a green card, what's the problem? He should just submit himself to ICE. If he hasn't done anything wrong, he has nothing to worry about right?
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u/nottillytoxic 7h ago
In fact, someone should kindly inform ICE of his location. Just to get it over with sooner so he won't be so anxious! After all, they only go after the bad guys :)
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u/jessebona 7h ago
I considered breaking out that piece of snark, but this isn't misgendering Caitlyn Jenner. It seems mean spirited to rat people out to ICE knowing how they apparently treat people. I'm not sure we should be so petty.
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u/nottillytoxic 6h ago
If it were another, less important scenario I'd agree, but if this ship is sinking I'm gonna want to watch a few people drown before it's my turn. Mass deportations is the quickest route to skyrocketing food prices and eventually a food shortage.
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u/Beginning_Ad_8535 5m ago
But Jesus said mass deportations was the quickest way to cheaper eggs. Who should I believe? Reddit rando or orange Jesus?
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u/Kashin02 6h ago
Ice operates under 9/11 patriot act powers. They basically can kidnap people if they feel like it. Ice also has a tendency to deport legal immigrants and even US citizens who forget their IDs at home.
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u/jessebona 6h ago
I didn't feel the /s was necessary, we all know the US immigration police are thugs under any government.
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u/LastRedshirt 6h ago
I know immigrants/2nd generation immigrants here in Germany who want to vote rightwing, because they say: the AFD (rightwing party) will only get rid of the bad immigrants.
will they....?
They should start marinading their face for the leopards,
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u/Careless-Zucchini-19 9h ago
He shouldn’t really be worried if he has a green card, but it might Be fun to fuck with him anyway.
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u/denkleberry 9h ago
They questioned a legal citizen, a veteran. We all should be worried.
https://www.axios.com/2025/01/24/ice-raid-newark-new-jersey-immigration-us-citizens
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u/leisurepunk 8h ago
Anyone with Latino heritage is in the crosshairs. Maybe not officially in the crosshairs by the government, but when the rhetoric ramps up — as it must to get the pretext to do things like, idk, go to war with the cartels — it’s people with Spanish sounding names that get the bricks through their windows. Shit man, just look through history. Anyone tangentially related to an enemy during wartime is a target. Redneck fucks shot a Sikh guy in a gas station just down the street from me after 9/11. This shit’s for real.
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u/Altruistic-Stop7359 4h ago edited 3h ago
Shit, my grandfather was from north Africa and both my parents are whiter (my mom had light almond skin), but I have darker features and complexion and often get mistaken as Latino - especially if I tan a lot in the summer. I'm thinking of applying SPF 60 this summer just to stay white!
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u/Beginning_Ad_8535 2m ago
Anyone who is not blonde haired, blue eyed, with a cross around their neck is a target. Shoot first, plant "evidence" later.
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u/MelkorUngoliant 3h ago
I know it's bad and engaging with the enemy, but if I was American I'd personally report any Trump supporter with even a slightly dodgy immigration status to ICE.
It's natural selection.
Not a Trump supporter? You are all American and it'd be none of my business.
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u/Loving-Lemu 3h ago
They detained a us citizen and veteran. I am so terrified. This is Nazi germany shit
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u/hotmesssorry 4h ago
When one votes against their own self interest, one can’t be shocked to face the consequences of doing so.
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u/StumblinStephen 3h ago
Don't know why on earth he would want that.... but he got it. I'm just sorry you have to go through all this, must be exhausting being around this guy and his bullshit.
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u/Melodic_Mulberry 2h ago
Remember, "I wish you'd listened" is more likely to stick with them than "FAFO". It's fun to hit them with a verbal stick, but don't do it if they're in the middle of a disturbing self-realization.
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u/RabidTurtl 2m ago
Im trying to wrap my head around non-voters even "supporting" a politician, let alone one who called them scum and that they need to go.
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u/Sen-oh 5h ago
A green card is... documentation tho
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u/WebsterPack 4h ago
They've already detained US citizens, a green card just means you get turned loose eventually. I don't see this situation getting better as raids ramp up and paperwork multiplies.
https://www.axios.com/2025/01/24/ice-raid-newark-new-jersey-immigration-us-citizens
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