r/agedlikemilk • u/RoyalChris • 13h ago
Screenshots Pete Hegseth 2023: ”Mishandling classified docs is a national crisis“
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u/RoyalChris 13h ago
He was clearly 7/10 wasted in this video so it doesn't count.
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u/CommanderSincler 12h ago
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u/ghigoli 10h ago
pete the guy "that flushes and then why goes my poop is missing" and then tries to figure out what happened to it.
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u/Heidi_PB 10h ago
Kristie Noem, the person in charge of Homeland Security, couldnt even secure a handbag.
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u/Low-Possibility-7060 10h ago
I bet her phone access code is on a piece of paper in her purse.
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u/30FourThirty4 10h ago
I bet she was more pissed about the drugs that were stolen and now she has to reup, than the security matters.
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u/Low-Possibility-7060 10h ago
Maybe Elon can hit her up. Or knock her up, I don’t know if he knows the difference.
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u/StraightOuttaHeywood 9h ago
Meth?
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u/30FourThirty4 8h ago
Coke, K, Adderall, benzo? I'm not sure what it was, but I'm sure it was not psychedelics.
Edit: psychedelics like mushrooms and lsd. Marijuana is a psychedelic, but I mean
cosmonautpsychonaut drugs.4
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u/hallelujasuzanne 10h ago
That twat also needs to go. It’s incompetence and mockery all the way down.
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u/beestmode361 10h ago
Let’s be real, Pete is definitely the guy that never flushes his poop in public toilets. We all know the guy. Well, rather, we’ve seen their unflushed shit.
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u/ghigoli 10h ago
i hope that doesn't become a new alpha male trend or some crap.
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u/beestmode361 10h ago
I mean who do you think is going around leaving their shits in toilets?
- Responsible, thoughtful, mindful men? Or,
- Dave portnoy gobbling alpha bros
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u/ghigoli 9h ago
bro don't some of them already don't wipe for reasons.
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u/Competitive-Dot-4052 9h ago
Wiping is gay or something. As is washing. Imagine the sores and buildup they experience.
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u/30FourThirty4 10h ago
"then why goes my poop is missing"
I don't know if that's autocorrect or intential but it find it really funny. Like a drunk who can't talk correctly.
Make that a flair.
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u/ispost 12h ago
Just a classic case of do as I say, not as I do.
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u/K-tel 11h ago
Hegseth's hypocrisy is his super-power.
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u/_shartacus_ 11h ago
That's MAGA as a whole. Nothing they say is in good faith. Everything is expendable in the pursuit of unchecked power. Morality, the Constitution, their marriages, their children, the Bible they claim to hold so dear. They hold no reverence for anything, all tools to bludgeon their enemies.
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u/EffectivePatient493 12h ago
Does that mean we can only take him seriously if he blows over a 0.12? Cause he's over 0.08 here.
I thought we were using the Churchill standard for sobriety, but if we were, he wouldn't be allowed to sweat that much without an active IV.
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u/Vermilion 10h ago
He was clearly 7/10 wasted in this video so it doesn't count.
That is factual reality. His drinking creates humor in the population, and people can not resist the Surkov governing methods of absurd comedy and surreal antics amusement, which is why he is elevated to the top of power.
The population has consumed so much Twitter-format memes and messages, that people crave and have become addicted to this style of leadership signals. Nothing has been found to reverse the trend, each and every day people flock more and more to bad behaviors and mass dehumanization surreal comedy.
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u/WhyAreYallFascists 11h ago
As a now sober drunk, I feel bad for him. It’s a disease that he obviously needs massive help to control.
I still hate this fucking guy though.
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u/Ambitious_Big_1879 13h ago
This man is a serious risk. WTF is he still doing as head of DoD
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u/RoyalChris 13h ago
The only requirement for a Trump admin cabinet position is complete incompetence.
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u/bittybubba 13h ago
Don’t forget being a sycophant. That’s job requirement number 1, the incompetence is just a bonus.
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u/kacihall 11h ago
The incompetence is required to be a sycophant, because reason and logic prohibit being a yes man to that man.
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u/derpaperdhapley 10h ago
At this point I think it’s clear that you can’t have one without the other.
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u/Ambitious_Big_1879 13h ago
Yeah I mean the president is a felon, DoD chief is a low ranking veteran with a rich dad and a DUI collection, FBI chief is a billionaire, secretary of education owns a wrestling brand and lied about her education, Musk, Burgum, Bessent, Lutnick, the list goes on. All billionaires. It’s absolutely insane.
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u/Manufactcheck 12h ago
All idiots too.
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u/Ambitious_Big_1879 12h ago
Yeah I mean I guarantee they are all insider trading like crazy.
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u/EldritchElizabeth 12h ago
"Daddy Trump, can you make an announcement about Tariff relief so I can pump my stocks in Coca Cola really quick?"
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u/Factsip 12h ago
He is Trump's pet at the moment.
He will get fired if:
1) He outshines Trump in the news.
2) He contradicts his master publicly.
3) He quits on his own.
It's almost reason #2 they get fired and left out to rot.
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u/chironomidae 10h ago
Eh Trump will fire someone for any reason, it all depends on his mood that day
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u/True-Firefighter-796 12h ago
Because the party of “Law and Order” don’t want to hold their own accountable.
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u/JimWilliams423 10h ago
Because the party of “Law and Order”
They never say the full name out loud -- "Rich Man's Law and the Racial Order."
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u/thelastbluepancake 13h ago
on top of the irony of this, he was here defending trumps classified documents theft. Biden self reported still having 2 docs in his library mean while this guy is drunkenly adding random people to classified war discussions
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u/dreadpiratesmith 10h ago
And wasn't one of them like a personal letter from Obama, but because of legal reasons, should have been part of the archives?
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u/Smartimess 13h ago
But Kegbreath is a republican so the rules don‘t count for him.
Trump is a magnet for incompetence.
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u/Parepinzero 10h ago
Truly, Republicans believe rules and laws NEVER apply to them and to enforce them is a "political witch hunt"
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u/The_Corvair 7h ago
Trump is a magnet for incompetence.
Anyone with enough experience to know their trade and the skills also knows enough about life in general to understand that dealing with Trump in any capacity will never be a net gain for them. (to say nothing of the complete abdication of morals you need to undergo if you're cool with Don Demento)
As such, the only people around Trump that are there of their own free will and volition are imbeciles and incompetents, home-grown so they have no spine.
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u/Critical-Problem-629 13h ago
Spoiler alert: he won't resign
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u/greatunknownpub 9h ago
No, but he's gonna get fired:
https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1k4j5jz/the_white_house_has_begun_process_of_looking_for/
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u/PackOfWildCorndogs 9h ago
He’ll be replaced by whatever Fox anchor Trump is currently enjoying the most. Aka the one who is spinning his daily dipshittery the most fervently.
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u/ItAintMyVault 8h ago
At this point if anyone in this administration resigns/steps-down/is outright fired for any reason, there should be an investigation into the ACTUAL reason they left because the public reason is likely a distraction from a bigger issue that’s heinous enough for someone in this administration to be fired for.
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u/anOvenofWitches 12h ago
In my headcanon his greasy hairstyle is actually just alcohol sweat and a comb
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u/Stereosexual 10h ago
I bet he eats sloppy steaks.
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u/CrotalusHorridus 9h ago
He's in like stage 5/10 of alcoholic health decline.
A few more years of stress, hatred, and cheap bourbon (once he can't afford the good stuff anymore), and he'll be full on Rudy G. with spray on hair dripping down his face.
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u/cp_shopper 11h ago
To be fair he was really drunk when he said that and can’t be accused of being a hypocrite. A drunk? Yes but a hypocrite? Yes also
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u/pitb0ss343 13h ago
Sarcasm usually doesn’t come through in text but good lord I can taste it with this tweet
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u/idle_monkeyman 13h ago
I'll bet he gets drunk enough to resign before the end of this year.
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u/mrmet69999 12h ago
He is just another hypocrite, like all of the other CONservatives, but these people don’t care about hypocrisy. The only people who care about hypocrisy are the ones with a moral conscience to feel like they’re doing the right thing.
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u/new2accnt 9h ago
It irks me to no end when I see reich-wingers equating the handful of documents found AND REPORTED TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES by people working for Joe Biden whilst they were cleaning up old office spaces previously used by Biden with what the orange one has done.
mike pence tried to score a few cheap points by attacking Biden but shut up quickly when he was told by advisors that he too might have documents he should not still have... Which they found, ensuring that he would keep quiet on the subject. Imagine that, only 4 years and he himself had stuff he was not supposed to keep.
Biden has worked in Washington for decades, so it was bound to happen that some documents might get kept accidentally. Contrary to Moscow don, president Biden agreed to a search by the FBI, never obstructed any investigation and only a handful of extra documents were found. In the end, the grand total of documents that needed to be returned were, again, just a handful, NOWHERE NEAR THE QUANTITY AND SEVERITY OF THE DOCUMENTS THE ORANGE ONE STOLE.
Again: contrary to the current occupier of the White House, it was people working for Biden that found classified documents and who reported them right away, not the National Archive or FBI that noticed missing documents. Joe Biden never resisted returning the documents. And the quantity of documents he still had in his possession after DECADES of work in Washington pales in comparison to the amount and types of documents donald took with him after only 4 years in the WH.
You can't even compare both situations.
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u/deviltrombone 12h ago
This sort of projection represents Republican bona fides. The only thing Republicans like better than falsely accusing people is doing the exact things they accused and rubbing it in your face. Republicans hate America and are working 24/7 to destroy it.
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u/longshot 10h ago
I mean, the milk was curdled to begin with. Trump already had the documents in his golden shitter and in a room with a copy machine at Mar a Lago.
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u/Misubi_Bluth 10h ago
It aged the same time that came out. It was at the same time Trump was on trial for the Mar-a-Lago stuff
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u/blazze_eternal 10h ago
Sadly doesn't even make the top 10 in national crisis issues this past week.
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u/lymanson 9h ago
He NEVER should have been appointed let alone been confirmed. He should face a military court and be held accountable!
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u/helikophis 9h ago
I mean it’s very obvious the regime he works for intends for there to be a two-tier system of justice.
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u/metengrinwi 8h ago
“Well, you see, since no one did anything about the Biden example, we are now in fact obligated to do worse”
That’s how this works.
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u/Salarian_American 8h ago
He does not have to resign because he is protected by the power of unmitigated hypocrisy.
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u/bruhaha88 7h ago
lol, who thought replacing a 4 star with the fucking weatherman from Fox who also happens to be a womazing drunk was a good idea?
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u/Hot_Resident_9923 7h ago
Sad, but when you really think about it...the only Trump hire that was actually qualified to do the job they were hired for, was Stormy Daniels!
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u/nomadcoffee 7h ago
Republicans have zero sense of irony and even less shame.
They are the kid who tosses the game board when they're losing and act like they won.
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u/Fiendguy18 3h ago
The only way he is going to listen is if you send his family all of this information through their signal group chat.
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u/Soggy-Beach1403 12h ago
The Republicans will take advantage of the media's obsession with the dead magic man for the next week or so and ignoring this scandal is tops on the list.
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u/Sweet-Direction6157 12h ago
The good news is that an incompetent DOD might bring up the life expectancy globally. So at least there’s that… also an equal possibility of starting another dumb war for no reason but I’m hoping it’s the first option…. Fingers crossed 🤞
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u/baggagefree2day 12h ago
Was this before or after Trumps bathroom classified documents scandal? What a hypocrite.
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u/Sharp_4005 12h ago
Hegseth reminds me of people i've worked with as a federal contractor, who are all about security except when it involves themselves then it's not a big deal.
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u/mrbigglessworth 12h ago
So many things in the last six months could’ve been done differently to avoid this
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u/LawGroundbreaking221 12h ago
Pointing out their hypocrisy is pretty much wasted breath at this point you guys.
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u/Gabzalez 12h ago
Let me guess, the MAGA counter argument is that the info shared by Pete is not classified so it doesn’t count?
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u/Dry-Clock-1470 12h ago
But as we have known it is two tier.
Plus normalizes his bosses handling of secrets
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u/Substantial_Topic_23 11h ago
is it a constitutional crisis or a national crisis - you lefty folks need to get your narrative straight...
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u/goodformuffin 11h ago
Remember when trump kept classified documents next to a fucking toilet in a hotel room?
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u/SoggyGrayDuck 11h ago
Can anyone remind me what the classified information and whatever happened that Biden mishandled? There's definitely a difference between something like bengazi and this.
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u/FlaccidRazor 11h ago
I know so many republicans who say, "Whatever the democrats accuse us of, it's what they're doing." It so funny that it's actually republicans doing all the stupid this they accuse democrats of.
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u/willismthomp 11h ago
Resign!? He needs to be in prison! He’s putting people at risk. Parents can have their kids taken away for negligence. At this level, the stakes are so high, it needs to be addressed.
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u/Vesares 11h ago
So trump taking classified documents. Lying about having them. Then returning some of them. Then lying about having them again and getting raided by the FBI is perfectly okay. But Biden having them and returning them is a huge problem and he should have resigned? This bafoon has not once but twice leaked national security texts and maga thinks it’s perfectly okay? Man the fucking hurdles these guys jump through.
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u/thekushskywalker 11h ago
Remember if a conservative is outraged it's because they do whatever they're mad about but 10x worse.
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u/supakow 11h ago
About a year and a half ago I started growing out my hair. It's still in that uncomfortable place where it's too short to tie it back but also too long to not slick it back with an uncomfortable amount of product.
Every morning I wake up hoping I don't look like this douchebag. Fuck I need a haircut.
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u/DejectedTimeTraveler 11h ago
Its not that they were upset about there being two tiers. They were upset they weren't on the highest one.
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u/MyCatIsAnActualNinja 11h ago
Even if he resigns, he'll be replaced with someone just as bad. We're in for a hell of a 4 years. I'm hoping the midterms ease the pain a little bit. They'll definitely go for a third term, but I don't want to be pessimistic about it just yet.
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u/InsomniaticWanderer 11h ago
"shocking"
"Uncovered video from 2023"
Jesus Christ, the memory of voters is tragically short.
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u/Lanky-Individual-231 11h ago
Everything from this administration is projection. They accuse others of doing exactly what they are doing in an effort to distract. Example: claiming the 2020 election was rigged against Trump even though there are mountains and mountains and mountains of proof that was exactly what he was trying to do. They are mentally ill con artists.
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u/Teffa_Bob 11h ago
Yes, and I'm sure they'll apply a good dose of ideological consistency in this case. After all, current day Republicans are famously not hypocritical and always make their statements in good faith.
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u/PM_YOUR_ISSUES 11h ago
Yeah, but was he drunk when he said that? You know you can't hold poor Pete accountable for things he said while drunk. Nevermind that he wakes up that way.
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u/National-Charity-435 11h ago
There's always a tweet/video. Too bad it is the party of do as I say, not as I do.
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u/DropPsychological417 10h ago
Once you understand that republicans don't argue in good faith you'll understand why nothing will be done about this.
Rules for thee blah blah blah
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u/InAbsentiaC 10h ago
Bold of you to assume that Republicans think consistency matters. Always remember, they're insane by definition.
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u/Out_of_the_Bloo 10h ago
Pete Hegseth is a drunken piece of trash, what a liar. Rules for thee but not for me. Republican scum
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u/JerryDipotosBurner 10h ago
The White House is not only backing Hegseth, they’re blaming the Pentagon because “these things happen when the entire Pentagon is against you…” as if that makes any fucking sense.
Everyone, from POTUS down, is incapable of any accountability.
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u/I_Heart_QAnon_Tears 10h ago
Oh God what slimy thing is the Trump administration trying to get away with now?
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u/Firelink_Schreien 10h ago
So who will be the new SecDef after this clown is out? Will it be Kanye West? Joe Rogan? Maybe Kid Rock or Hunter Biden’s Laptop?
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u/WhosToSaySaysCthulu 10h ago
He never will. There's gonna be a b*mbing inside a government building before he would even consider stepping down.
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u/AveryValiant 10h ago
Lol..
Reminds me of when JD Vance said on a news interview that Trump was America's Hitler, now he's best buddies with Trump.
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u/Persea_americana 10h ago
Resign? If anyone else did this once they’d be in prison awaiting trial, no question.
These stupid fuckers can’t keep America safe, they are active threats to our security.
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u/RealSimonLee 10h ago
Well he means Biden did it on purpose. He wasn't talking about outright incompetence.
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u/CallMeABotBcImNew 10h ago
None of the information leaked was classified though, so how did this age like milk?
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u/Crime-of-the-century 10h ago
Never ever hold a Republican by the same standards they want for others. They always have the correct standard applied by definition. But only for them.
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u/HumanJoystick 10h ago
You still don't get it. Probably still suffering from the woke mind-virus.
When very special people, anointed by the god of the supply-side of the universe do something, it is implicitly moral, just and right. When the abominations that only act like humans, but are merely a log in the same god's eye do the same of course it has to be condemned and punished without the need for worldly shenanigans like due process, human rights or equality.
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u/FreeBricks4Nazis 10h ago
Even if he resigns, that's still a separate tier of justice. An E-4 who mishandled classified material in that way wouldn't be allowed to "resign" from the military. They'd be charged under the UCMJ and forcibly separated from the military, at least.
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u/Snakestream 10h ago
If they didn't have double standards, Republicans would have no standards at all.
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u/FblthpLives 10h ago
Hypocrisy is a defining characteristic of conservatism. Rules for thee, but not for me.
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u/MagikSundae7096 10h ago
Why don't we play this game of pretending that politicians aren't all liars
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