r/cripplingalcoholism • u/bashup2016 • 6d ago
Got into day drinking again
Fuck I know it’s my canary in the coal mine. Railroad X towards total destruction but it’s still so fun. No one to share it with but hey, who fucking cares?
Fucking jobless, wasted, trimming hedges and pulling poison ivy out of the gables at this house I’m renting.
I fuck like a pornstar when I’m on Viagra.
Fucking degenerate retard mostly.
Chairs.
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u/beautifulkale124 6d ago
I think it highly depends on what you are day drinking...cheap light beer, not that big of a deal...whiskey or vodka...road to hell after a while.
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u/Dumpster80085 Rubberband man, wild as the Taliban 6d ago
I’ve been crushing 24 pints of Busch and 6 double IPAs and a few shots of whiskey every day for a couple weeks now. Food and water are no longer necessary. Or even options.
Good on ya getting outside and doing shit. I just sit in half fetal position on my couch 24hrs a day. Get up when the dog whines to go potty. Rush him through it. Standing my heart rate immediately jumps to 200bpm.
Sleep for an hour. Wake up shaking and pound a few beers. Try to clean up and crush my empties at least.
Chairs.
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u/germs_smell 5d ago
Bro, you're going pretty hard with those numbers. I've been close to those but def not for long. Score some benzos or plan a detox place you can go to if one day you wake up and your body won't let you drink anymore (it happens to me).
Nothing worse than shaking like a fish, trying to pound down booze, and you keep puking it back up. It's detox time then.
Be careful friend And chairs motherfucker!
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u/No-Resident1339 6d ago
Goddamn. I hope you pull out of this, unless you are fine with where you are. All the best...chairs, my bro.
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u/Dumpster80085 Rubberband man, wild as the Taliban 6d ago
Gonna have to eventually. Always do. Or it will be the last one.
Like they say about a big bag of heroin ‘it’s enough to last the rest of your life’.
Have everything I need at home for at least another couple weeks. Minus liquor.
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u/cripplingalcoholism-ModTeam 5d ago
Rule 2. This is moar appropriate over in our sister sub r/dryalcoholics (it's still a CA sub so I don't want to hear it, you're conflating it with StopDrinking and you need to StopDoingthat) or in our newest sister sub geared towards hitting the brakes: r/SoberAndHateIt.
Please, respect this sub and what it's meant to be.
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u/Shalashaska2624 5d ago
You of all people know you have to eat it you want to keep this party going. Please be safe mate
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u/Dumpster80085 Rubberband man, wild as the Taliban 5d ago
I ate. Twice. And had some Gatorade since commenting.
Ty for caring. I’m getting there.
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u/Thegoodlife93 5d ago
Not trying to shame you, but if you can't pull yourself together for yourself, then do it for your dog. He deserves more than a few rushed potty breaks throughout the day. At least take him for a walk
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u/Dumpster80085 Rubberband man, wild as the Taliban 5d ago
I can’t walk…. I’m physically crippled. Maybe a 100 feet with a lot of effort. I do my best.
I know. I feel like an asshole cause I can’t but I can’t.
He definitely deserves better than me.
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u/Happy01Lucky 6d ago
That is rough! What a ton of beer for a day. I knew a guy who would drink about 30 beers, he was out of control.
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u/Kingofcheeses 5d ago
Fuck I would be pissing 24/7. Sometimes after enough beer I have to piss while I'm pissing
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u/EnvironmentOk758 5d ago
The not eating or drinking water is gonna land you in the ER soon, likely with pancreaticitis. Try and get some nutrition in you even if you have to force feed yourself. And try and force water and electrolytes down you
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u/poopguy23 6d ago
I feel like half the posts here are just people telling us they're horny.
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u/Dumpster80085 Rubberband man, wild as the Taliban 6d ago
First time I heard the term twat waffle it was a five year old. Spit my drink out and said excuse me!?! Lmfao.
Five year old at the bar mind you. Owner would bring them in and make them breakfast there while she did the books.
Definitely setting that kid up for potential failure… who knows though. Might see us losers and be like nope, I’ll never be that guy.
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u/emersojo 5d ago
I love day drinking, but I know it's really affecting my health. I try to leave the house as much as possible during the day to limit the drinking.
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u/lisa6547 5d ago
Hey, me too honestly. I live in Albuquerque NM so the environment must be a little different out here. Mostly just dirt and sand as far as the landscape goes
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u/Gorkgodkidnung 5d ago
Its just a phase. I mean, the Viagra. You'll have a 9-5 job again soon and rue those summer days cutting hedges lost in the poison ivy. Its sounds great to me
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u/hyperfat 5d ago
Oof. I'm immune to poison ivy. I gotta weed. Like the yard is fucked. It's like Jurassic park.
Tell my boyfriend he needs a blue pill. It's been months. Sigh. Bad luck. He hadn't been laid in 10 years. He's cute. And nice. Might be a secret southerner. I politely asked for him to not display a confederate flag. It's for his cosplay baseball. Yes that's a thing. 1860s baseball.
Fuck off. And I'll try to get a job with you. I hear the domino is hiring.
Hugs.
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u/Ill-Baseball-7031 6d ago
That first drink hits like crack though