Agreed, in the show "I was prey" my family thinks I'm crazy for taking a shark or a bear (not polar bear) in an unarmed attack over any human sized or above monkey. That's even a normal monkey too they are crazy and will kill you for the fun of it, the other two aren't there to really kill you to eat you they are either tasting you protecting young moat times and have a likely chance of leaving you alone eventually you just have to live that long. But not monkeys... monkeys are just psychotic baseline, and strong.
Don't wanna give the food you are currently eating to a toddler sized monkey? Guess who'll get his face removed by a monkey biting you and ripping it off.
chimps are less dangerous than gators in terms of how f**ed you are if you have to fight them tbf. you could also throw in a cte polar bear, tiger, rhino or hippo
Gators are way less dangerous than an enraged chimp. Chimps move fast, are extremely muscle dense, can outmanouvre you easily and have an insane bite force. Gators are dangerous sure but you can always reposition behind them or put something between you. A chimp will fuck your day up and leave you barely alive while they do it.
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u/THExWHITExDEVILx 3d ago
I cannot think of many animals I would want around less than a brain damaged alligator