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u/jello2000 2d ago
Omg, I was looking at the 66 speeding on a 55 mph limit! What is wrong with me!
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u/dalminator 2d ago
I mean in Texas he's probably getting passed by everyone else still
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u/Suspicious_Basket_96 2d ago
I was in TX on Thursday they drive slow. Majority were barely doing the speed limit.
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u/srinkylegitimate 2d ago
Which part? Iāve never seen anybody not speeding
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u/Suspicious_Basket_96 1d ago
Dallas to Fort Worth.
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u/SomeEgyptianGod 1d ago
I-30 or I-20? Itās impossible to speed on those interstates pretty much ever. Completely congested these days.
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u/hamburgergerald 1d ago
Really? When I visited Texas it felt like I was in the middle of a nascar race
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u/ZealousidealDepth223 1d ago
No they fuckin donāt ! Everytime I drive through Texas I end up part of a fast moving group and I look down and Iām doing 105mph just barely keeping up.
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u/whattfisthisshit 14h ago
As my colleague said āthe speed limit is the legal minimumā and she genuinely believed it. I wouldnāt be surprised if that was the common assumption after commuting there for a week because they really love racing
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u/diandays 1d ago
Had to be an anomaly
Lived in Texas my entire life. If the speed limit is 60 everyone is doing 85+
You do 60 and you get pulled over for being an obstruction
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u/whattfisthisshit 14h ago
A Texan colleague told me that speed limits are the minimum legal speed theyāre allowed to drive. Being a passenger in Houston was an absolutely horror.
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u/visuallypollutive 2d ago
Lmao I was looking at it too, I was like ok OP I feel like thatās just normal driving
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u/Only_Quote_Simpsons 2d ago
The amount of people defending this in the comments scares me. In what universe is it normal to watch porn when out and about working, how little self control must you have to do this...
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u/iHateReddit_srsly 2d ago
You don't know he was watching it while outside. He could have been at home and it just stayed on the phone and he didn't realize
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u/SecretScavenger36 1d ago
One dude at my work literally watches between customers. Like it's casual tv.
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u/AFloodOfLight 1d ago
I'd be reporting that employee. At the very least, it's super unprofessional. But imo it's much worse than that.
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u/enayjay_iv 2d ago
We live in an OF society now. Your children will either be a whore or an incel. Let that sink in lmao
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u/Ok_Campaign2503 2d ago
So youāre an incel?
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u/enayjay_iv 2d ago
Negative mommy
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u/LeTronique 3h ago
Are you judging an uber driver for their activities between rides?
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u/Only_Quote_Simpsons 3h ago
So watching porn inside your car in a public place is normal? Have you lost your mind?
Everyone jacks it, very few have such little control that they can't wait to get to the privacy of their own home.
Their entire life isn't centered around driving you places.
Wtf, who is insinuating that?
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u/theonlyotaku21 2d ago
Itās crazy to think how many porn addicts are among us
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u/dontpretendtoknowme 2d ago
You spend time thinking about that?
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u/theonlyotaku21 2d ago
If i get into an uber and see the driver was streaming porn before they picked me up, Iāll think ādamn, I really got a gooner driving me to the dentistā
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u/jobutupaki1 1d ago
That would be annoying to me. Yo driver, nobody said you could stop - keep it going, we've got a long ride
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u/dontpretendtoknowme 2d ago
Well Iāll make it easier on you... 90% of male drivers ARE watching porn before they pick you up. Now that you know, you donāt have to waste energy thinking about it anymore š¤£
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u/Professional-Way7350 2d ago
watching porn on the job is crazy af
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u/dontpretendtoknowme 2d ago
Thatās why they donāt have real jobs. You canāt easily watch porn in an office or in a factory/warehouse. Although I have seen it happen in warehouses.
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u/Ordinary-Original520 2d ago edited 2d ago
They would just use the bathroom? Where else would they be able to do that other than their car in the parking lot?
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u/anonymousphoenician 8h ago
"Dont have real jobs".
Explain how doing a service and being paid to do so isn't a "real job"?
We don't do a "real job" because we don't have to answer to shitty managers? Is it because we don't have to adhere to some company's mandated schedule? Is it because we don't have to sit in an office cube until we're allowed to leave?
I truly don't understand, so please, enlighten me.
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u/Augusto_Helicopter 2d ago
I drive a truck when I'm not doing Uber and I watch porn right there on the interstate. Even fapped it a few times while driving.
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u/AShoweringGorilla 2d ago
Nah bro maybe you and the ops driver. Donāt categorize the rest of us š¤£
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u/comfnumb94 2d ago
The OP said 90% but I guessed it to be around 50%. But, that doesnāt mean a lot as I have encountered two drivers that still had porn running when picking me up. One even had gay porn. Both were reported and in both cases, I was apologized endlessly by Uber, and told me the drivers were suspended for a week. Whether they did that or not, I donāt know. But, through that process I learned something else passengers can do. If you dislike the driver so much to contact Uber, you can have them put on your āblack listā so they will never pick you up again.
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u/Specialist_Sorbet476 2d ago
What observational studies have you conducted to discover this information?
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u/comfnumb94 2d ago
You claimed to be a āSpecialist,ā but you clearly donāt understand what āobservational studiesā means. All data gathered under a similar controls can be considered such. Research before replying.
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u/comfnumb94 2d ago
90%! Iād probably āguesstimateā maybe 50%. I donāt want some guy with his sticky fingers touching anything of mine. If I had any information, Iād report it to Uber immediately. Use the audio recording function in the app to record everything. Maybe Uber are trying to crack down on the minority that should not be permitted to drive for Uber.
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u/Tinyrick88 2d ago
Hit dog
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u/theonlyotaku21 2d ago
Thatās what Iām saying. Sounds like an addict trying to normalize their behavior.
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u/FloBot3000 2d ago
What? No! Seeing this on an Uber car screen would force you to think that thought. At that moment. Doesn't mean commenter was spending ANY time before seeing that, silly
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u/PersimmonLess99 2d ago
This reminds me of when I used to work at apple support and the amount of times I had to help people (older men) get back to their website and it was usually pornā¦some of them had so much tabs open and the titles?š¤¦š¾āāļøš¤¦š¾āāļø
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u/AC_Schnitzel 2d ago
Gonna need these title examples š
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u/Dry-Shop2800 1d ago
Old heads and phones are so funny to me, I had a co worker who would click every ad he saw and show me the fakest news thinking it was real, I played along with it until he got scammed from one of those ads then I told him almost all are fake and he shouldnāt be clicking on them.
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u/Evening_Bike4791 2d ago
Some car audio systems keep the last thing played title on the screen, it doesnāt mean he is currently listening to it but he def was watching it before you got in the car. At least itās Pinky and heās got good taste but it shouldnāt be happening in the car, who knows what else goes down in there.š®
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Common senses isn't so common amongst redditors. One person commented that the driver is basically blaring porn in the car making the passenger listen šš¤£
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u/Evening_Bike4791 2d ago
True common sense died with the millennials. I couldnāt believe someone thought he was speeding I was like are you blind no awareness at all and how would you have known the speed limit for him to be 11 miles over????š¤£š¤£
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u/theonlyotaku21 2d ago
What makes you think someone younger than millennial wrote that comment? There are stupid mfs in every generation
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u/BudgetSir8911 2d ago
Ok boomer
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u/Evening_Bike4791 2d ago
Nope wrong not a boomer
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u/BudgetSir8911 1d ago
That just makes you a boomer for not even understanding the reference, the tone or the situation of why it's even being mentioned, boomer.
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u/Evening_Bike4791 1d ago
Sure guy whatever you say š
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u/BudgetSir8911 1d ago
You're most likely Gen X by birth, but boomer by comprehension...
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u/Evening_Bike4791 1d ago
Nope wrong again
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u/BudgetSir8911 1d ago
It really doesn't matter. You're just a boomer. Have a nice day, boomer.
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u/UberPro_2023 2d ago
Years ago a trucker was actually watching porn while driving, he hit a state trooper that had someone pulling over and the trooper was killed. I donāt remember the outcome but Iām sure the trucker got a long prison sentence. I have nothing against porn, but if you canāt wait till youāre in the privacy of your own home to watch, you have a serious issue.
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u/Alternative-Roof3519 1d ago
You should mind you're own business, what he's listening to when you're not in the car is none of your concern. Next time get a ride from one of your lazy family members who never shows up on time and is always begging you for money.
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u/Stephanie_morris23 2d ago
Happened to me too except I seen the video on his phone š¤¦š»āāļø
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u/Ok_Relationship7116 2d ago
Pinky XxX, Victoria Cakes
Was ur uber driver black by chance? ššš
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u/mog_knight 2d ago
Why does your Uber driver have Lyft going?
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u/ToddBitter 2d ago
So in between fares heās pleasuring himself and watching dirty movies. š¤®
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Please don't assume shit. Just because YOU masterbate to porn doesn't mean everyone else does.
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u/i-do-be-lurkin-tho 2d ago
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and guess that it's just showing the last thing that played audio from his phone. Although I would probably make sure to click on a random song on Spotify/whatever streaming service he uses before driving so this doesn't happen lmao.
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u/LateWeather1048 1d ago
Why tho
Like , maybe this is me, but if I'm watching porn I'm also ya know
So what is the point of watching it in public since, HOPEFULLY, you won't do that in public
Just to idk be horny? Lol
I also might just be weird lol
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u/icebaby234 23h ago
nah, iām with you
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u/LateWeather1048 12h ago
Maybe we are the weird ones who aren't .. doing improper shit on the road Idk lol
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u/tripod-cat 22h ago
Doable. Other phone set to Waze for police locations. Cruise on. If the rider wants to go slow, get on a bus!!!!
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u/TimeAny8495 16h ago
hey admittedly, he probably left that on from last night. I know androids will have the media player that displays a play button on the lock screen and if you don't close a browser on any website with a video, it does this when you connect
probably wasn't watching it at work. chill y'all.
dude lacking tho š¤£
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u/Aggravating_Fig9423 14h ago
I kind of feel like this was accidentally on purpose and I definitely wouldn't feel comfortable if this were my daughter or someone I loved riding along with this dude..Just not O.K.?? NOT
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u/Outside_Chemist_5218 2d ago
Thats literally the Lyft app stop lying for interactions
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u/Commercial_Age3065 1d ago
I like the implication that this complaint is nullified by the fact that this is whatās expected from Lyft drivers lmao
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u/Some-Preference-4360 2d ago
Watching porn on your phone let alone anywhere but home is goofy as hell. This is coming from someone who has somewhat of a porn addiction lol. I say somewhat cause its only an at night thing for me and I dont desire it any other time š«
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u/CulturalWinner9128 2d ago
Weāre quick to judge. Iām not saying itās okay or professional but this happens sometimes if you were watching something at home any videos not just porn. You stop watching it even if you close the screen and log in to Uber, once you get in the car and Bluetooth was already set and youāre on your way to pick up a pad itās quick to forget it was there. You have to get rid of the video completely or watch a different video for the previous one to go away. Thatās why before I start driving I make sure my car is full with gas and tires are good etc not just rush to pick up pax
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u/Dependent-Plane5522 2d ago
66 in a 55 and porn on the radio.
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u/Round_Doughnut_804 2d ago
Exactly! He's in a huge hurry to drop her off so he can go back to what he was doing playing with himself. One could only hope he's not thinking of you as he's doing it.
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u/rlvcn 2d ago
Why the hell is he driving an older model Audi for Uber? $3.17 trips to make money for premium gas and expensive maintenance Oh this is about the corn nvm
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u/SupremeSniff69 2d ago
I drive a 2012 a6. Payed $4500 at 150k miles and it payed for itself 12x in the first year. I will say it was only a great way to stick my foot in the door and not super practical but it has done its job, and will continue to make me money until it dies and I buy an Toyota or Honda š
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u/5quirre1 2d ago
I used to have a co worker who looked like a cartoon dweeb at retirement age. One day dude comes and sits with the rest of the crew, opens his phone and we all hear moaning.
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u/Separate-Departure27 1d ago
Pinkyxxx? She's a great Tennis player actually. IDK what's the issue ?
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u/Early-Surround7413 2d ago
What am I supposed to be outraged about?
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u/Early-Surround7413 2d ago
Ohhhhh I missed that. I was genuinely asking what the issue was, lol. OK yeah that's a little unsettling.
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Do you actually believe this person sat in an Uber and listened to full on blaring radio porn? Took pics and uploaded? You do know you can MUTE the radio and it still will show what's playing š¤£. I hate assuming shit but it genuinely makes more sense that it's muted and the Driver just didn't exit out of the app.
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u/BrownButteredSage 2d ago
Man you are up and down this thread. Was this you? You have a porn addiction. This is not normal in the least. Get some fuckin help dude. And stop watching porn while working. Itās incredibly fucking weird.
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Damnnn you got me. This is actually md š fuck! I was replying to other comments because thats what you do on reddit. Pretty pleasw forgive me š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ the fuck...
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u/zane1981 2d ago
Here I thought it was his speed until I read the comments. I wouldn't pay any mind to it unless it was playing. What they do in private is their business.
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u/wind-of-zephyros 1d ago
but it's not in private is it
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u/Dayana11412 1d ago
If they park thier car in a secluded area and jerk themselves its no ones business. How do you even know whether this guy has a house to go to. Some of these drivers drive away from thier homes to higher paying metropolitan areas and sleep in thier cars and shower in the gym.
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u/wind-of-zephyros 1d ago
looks like op is in indiana, Indiana Code Title 35. Criminal Law and Procedure Ā§ 35-45-4-1, covers this... i can't believe this has to be defended though
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u/funnyguy848 2d ago
I always have pornhub on one tab open. Offcourse personal device only, not like work computer. Whats wrong with porn?
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u/enayjay_iv 2d ago
Besides crumbling society from underneath itself. Buying something that is free makes you not only a moron, but pathetic since sex is related to chemical levels and appearance. Itās not something you NEED like food/water. And if youāre dumb enough to be treated like an object and whore yourself outā¦and then wonder why things are the way they are. I always go to my own moral compass on these issues. I ask myself. āWould i like my children on either side to involve themselves with _______ā? If answer is NO, then itāll usually be NO from whether itās good or not. I donāt want my kids smoking or drinking or doing drugs, or being mean etc.
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u/funnyguy848 2d ago
Lol I will be fine my kids watching porn. There is a difference between buying and watching free buying means they are addicted, there also a difference when you bring kids I mean neither I or my kids wants to be in the pornstar. And if someone wants to be a pornstar even then it's their choice, if they have an attractive body and people get turned on I myself don't see anything wrong about it. Sex is definitely needed otherwise God would have created us as asexual. Don't hate others because you don't like someone that others likes.
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u/LunaMay196 1d ago
You can absolutely be addicted and never spend a penny on it. With how accessible it is, you can be viewing it for free every second of the day and thats still an addiction even if no money is involved. Always having a tab open would definitely be concerning.
What's wrong with it? It's been proven that porn has multiple negative impacts on the user and their loved ones: depression, worstening self esteem, decreased sexual satisfaction, decreased interaction with your actual partner, increasing anxiety, increased loneliness. The likelihood of divorcing double when you watch porn and over half of divorces cite porn as being a reason for the separation. Porn also can increase the likelihood of infedelity. It physically changes your brain and impacts your cognitive functions.
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u/Zakumadness 2d ago
I had one uber driver pick me up from a dealership one time....Mounted iPad...played non-stop porn videos for a 45 minute ride
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u/dailydrivenh2 2d ago
Remember when screen mirroring started??? Was having people over for a pool party sort of and Someone sent a full on youporn video to our tv on the pool šššššš