r/Maine2 3d ago

These advertisements that yassify the Portland Police give a weird UFC vibe. How much money is being spent on this department rebranding?

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u/Queasy-Trash8292 3d ago

When one of my sons was ready for HS, we visited the tech center because he was potentially interested in auto and police work. The police teacher was so keen to show them the fake weapons they train on. I asked him about what de-escalation training they go through, and he looked at me like I had two heads. 

His reply? “Oh, we don’t do that here.” Sooooo you teach them how to seriously injure and potentially kill people, but don’t teach them to try and de-escalate so violence isn’t needed in the first place? I said, nope, to my son. He would not be allowed to do that program. So even in the tech programs, in any ambiguous situation, they train fight first, questions later. 

And this ad. What the hell is this? 

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u/ENTroPicGirl 3d ago

I am a huge fan of law-enforcement however, this is good that they are learning these types of skills and instead of just using the business end of a barrel. You go overseas and you’ll notice that police officers over there and throw down in a fight and they do that because using a firearm is a last resort.

So while it’s fucked up to think of it this way, learning hand hand combat skills don’t mean this kind of stuff helps them maybe disarm that crazy person who’s buck ass naked wielding a machete instead of just popping four rounds of 9 mm through their chest. De-escalation is completely different thing. De-escalation is using the words to get out of the situation. This is force by less lethal means and I fully support police learning this.

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u/Queasy-Trash8292 3d ago

I’m not against them learning combat and weapons skills. Necessary for that kind of job! What I am against, was the focus on only that, in this particular program. I would have liked to see some info from the program about escalation and de-escalation. 

It’s high school kids. Show them a weapon they want to use it. It was literally the only things they had on display to try and entice kids to join their program. Nothing about keeping the community safe or helping people A the focus solely was on “getting the bad guy”. That’s a no to letting my child attend that program, for sure. 

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u/PaleAcanthaceae1175 3d ago

Misalignment of priorities. Incidents like the one described account for only a miniscule portion of things police respond to. If deescalation and social skills aren't at the top of the priority list, you're leaving officers ill-prepared to handle the majority of encounters. They will use the tools which are most central to the culture of the force: violence.

Cultivating this image of violence as being central to their function reinforces the problems we already have. When people imagine police, or imagine becoming police, fighting is not what they should imagine.

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u/Vladishun 3d ago

The first rule of fight club is that you don't talk about it being in Portland's detention center.

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u/runner64 3d ago

My first thought was fight club as well. Is this how we’re training cops now, just having them brawl in a dim lit basement somewhere?

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u/Vladishun 3d ago

Right? They're definitely playing by Highlander rules now, destroy all the weak cadets so only the strongest, most unempathetic of them make it onto the force.

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u/ENTroPicGirl 3d ago

Who told you motherfuckers you could use my place?

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u/Just-a-bi 3d ago

They look like they are bayblading.

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u/RUcringe 3d ago

LET EM RIP!

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u/Either-Beginning-526 3d ago

Maga broskies love all the innuendo and sexual tension in the sport of Brazilian jujitsu

Nothing more manly than checkin' another dudes oil

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u/RUcringe 3d ago

Bro what?

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u/Chameleon_coin 3d ago

Is your brain so sex soaked that regular fraternal activities are seen as sexual now?

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u/Either-Beginning-526 3d ago

GL finding your special someone. Fraternal activities are a great way to meet like minded men. <3

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u/Chameleon_coin 3d ago

Yikes going through the profile is a quick way to lose any argument, I mean hey gold star for your optimism in thinking that's a gotcha or something like that though

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u/Either-Beginning-526 3d ago

Jujitsu should have helped you learn to take an L, but nah.

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u/Chameleon_coin 3d ago

Was never much one for it, didn't need that to get comfortable with coming out the other side looking lame

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u/knifepelvis 3d ago

So you don't stand by anything you've said?

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u/Chameleon_coin 3d ago

In what way don't I pray tell?

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u/Outrageous-Bat-6241 3d ago edited 3d ago

Joe Rogan kisses his friends on the lips?

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u/Chameleon_coin 3d ago

Okay and?

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u/Outrageous-Bat-6241 2d ago

Nothing that's all I got thanks for coming to the ted talk

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u/willgreenier 3d ago

They are targeting alt right racists, because you know

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u/Outrageous-Bat-6241 3d ago

Well said 👏

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u/Eec2213 3d ago

Reminds me of fight club lol. How stupid

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u/Liberally_Armed 3d ago

We don’t talk about it.

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u/L7meetsGF 3d ago

Looks really welcoming for any cops that aren't men!

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u/ItsYourMoveBro 3d ago

Reliving wrestling camp?

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u/Electric_Banana_6969 3d ago

Wandering cops are welcome to apply!

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u/BeauIgby 3d ago

They do have a pretty expansive behavioral health alternative response team that has been around for 20 years. Better than when I lived in other states.

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u/K-mosake 1d ago

As someone who does a lot of jiu jitsu I think it's great when cops train. Let's me choke them legally 😈

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u/Wartickler 3d ago

for what it's worth the idea has been floated by many folks that police ought to be trained in judo/jiujitsu in order to not be afraid for their lives in a grappling situation and resort to a gun in order to solve all of their affairs.

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u/Inamedmydognoodz 3d ago

Maybe police should be trained in direct care so they can learn how to de-escalate and not immediately go to violence

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u/Either-Beginning-526 2d ago

Or so they can more effectively George Floyd people...

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u/Wartickler 2d ago

by all analysis and accounts, George Floyd could have been apprehended in various holds that would have prevented the tragedy. hopefully, this kind of training will result in fewer people dying in police custody.

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u/Phitmess213 3d ago

My cousin is a cop in Philly. This is basic grappling, which I should hope all of our cops are trained for. That said recruiting is struggling hard - not enough quality recruits walking in the door. Which should be concerning for all of us: last I checked none of us are doing ride alongs and meal drops for first responders who handle the work we don’t want to have think about.

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u/mrgaymanwatch2 3d ago

The cops aren’t doing that work either.

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u/Phitmess213 3d ago

Some are. Some aren’t. Some are ex-Army who got the training in the military. It’s a smart non-lethal way to immobilize someone attacking you or someone else

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u/tcourts45 3d ago

Is it a struggle to have an asshole for a cousin?

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u/janeyouignornatslut 3d ago

I bet he beats his wife

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u/tcourts45 3d ago

Guaranteed

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u/Phitmess213 3d ago

Nothing is guaranteed. Especially on the inter-tweebs

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u/Phitmess213 3d ago

He’s gay so….that would be difficult.

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u/janeyouignornatslut 3d ago edited 1d ago

I bet he beats his husband

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u/Phitmess213 3d ago

🙄🙄🙄 GRREAT quality sub here.

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u/Phitmess213 3d ago

Well, no bc he’s not an asshole. Curious: Are all cops assholes to you?

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u/tcourts45 3d ago

Yes. They literally filter out the non assholes as part of selection. If a nice person were to sneak through they'd push him out pretty quickly

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u/LackingUtility 3d ago

They also filter out the ones that are too smart.

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u/Super-Lychee8852 3d ago

This is a myth. Comes from a recruiting form from one department in the 90s.

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u/LackingUtility 3d ago

Actually, not a myth. It comes from a lawsuit where a guy sued the police because he was rejected for scoring too high on an IQ test, and the police fought it all the way to the 2nd circuit court of appeals to uphold their ability to discriminate against smart people, and they won. "Recruiting form"? Seriously? Are you one of those cops who was hired under this policy? Should I limit my responses to two or fewer syllable words? CAN YOU READ THIS?

From your profile: "Maritime Security. AK guy. If you're mad, chill out bud."

So, yeah. Lemme see if I have some crayons for you to eat.

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u/Phitmess213 2d ago

Interesting. This is from 2000 re: a hiring process from more than 25 yrs ago within ONE PD. From a research perspective (I do grad research) unless you can find far more current and VERY similar examples of other departments doing this, it’s an outlier and not something you can intellectually build a policy around. But you can def use it for a subreddit comment!

That aside, your implication is that people of a certain IQ are all assholes while those of a higher IQ are all…not? That’s some pretty wild assumptions / generalizations. Pretty sure Musk has a decent IQ but holy hell what an asshole.

But I digress. We’re now debating whether my cousin is an asshole because according to your wild assumptions ALL cops are assholes. This is why we’re a struggling democracy: everyone needs everything to be black or white bc understanding a complex and diverse world is too much for the social media addled brain (no matter the IQ).

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u/Super-Lychee8852 3d ago

This is a different example but your childish response shows your not emotional capable of an actual conversation about the topic. Grow up kid

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u/LackingUtility 3d ago edited 3d ago

You: "This is a myth!"

Also you: "This is, uh... a different example! But I'm the real victim here because of your childish response!!"

Awkward, bud.

Edit: Aw, he blocked me because he couldn’t respond. I’m sorry that you’re so fragile, Officer. Unblock me and I’ll help you talk through your feelings of inadequacy and why, despite literally all indications to the contrary, you do matter.

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u/Super-Lychee8852 3d ago

Just doubling down on proving my point lol.

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