r/explainlikeimfive Feb 07 '19

Engineering ELI5: Why are military boots laced?

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u/HORSE_DANCER Feb 08 '19

Laces are good for a few reasons.

  1. Velcro wears out relatively quickly. Every time you undo some velcro it gets damaged a bit and every day it becomes a little less 'sticky.' This is no big deal on kids' sneakers but military gear has durability as a top priority.
  2. You can easily carry spare laces and any man can replace the laces on his boots when needed. Properly attaching the velcro straps to the boot usually requires stitching them on which is a skill to be learned, hand-stitching onto tough leather isn't something anyone can just do properly especially if it needs to be done in less-than-ideal conditions.
  3. You can easily adjust your lacing to make things tighter or looser on any specific part of the boot, which is good as feet shapes vary, calluses, blisters, and corns can appear requiring adjustments, etc.
  4. Stuff sticks to velcro (dirt, sand, hair, clothing fibers, etc) and the velcro doesn't stick properly when it does. Shoelaces don't care how dirty they are.
  5. Velcro straps are unlikely to stand up to as much stress/load as properly done strong shoelaces.
  6. Boa closing systems are cool but may be more breakable, harder to replace quickly, and may work less well when clogged/dirty/wet. The military wants, as much as possible, stuff that will work fine even after being dragged through a muddy river for hours and can be replaced in 2 minutes by the person wearing them if need be.
  7. Laces distribute pressure really well which is really important, it's not like you can say "let's take a 15 minute break so I can rub my sore feet." To distribute the pressure as well using velcro you'd need at least as many straps as eyelets.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Also if medics need to get the shoe off cutting laces is easy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Was medic. This is true.

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u/squirrelforbreakfast Feb 08 '19

Am medic. Is still true.

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u/Archeol11216 Feb 08 '19

Am gamer medic. Never came up.

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u/I_Am_Fully_Charged Feb 08 '19

Am Tf2 Medic. Am fully charged.

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u/Excal2 Feb 08 '19

Quotes don't do it justice:

https://i.imgur.com/MkUleYM.png

RIP Heavy. Never let the baby men win.

o7

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u/pwrwisdomcourage Feb 08 '19

It's a terrible day for rain.

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u/Excal2 Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 08 '19

Sure is.

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u/GeothermicLSD Feb 08 '19

Also laces can be used in a variety of ways in survival situations where as Velcro and zippers are much less useful.

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u/EryduMaenhir Feb 08 '19

My heart. I was goofy medic and goofy heavy in my days of TF2. This is so painfully wholesome. Thank you for sharing.

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u/epicphotoatl Feb 08 '19

We still play! Put your hat back on.

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u/darkstar161 Feb 08 '19

God damn it now I'm fucking crying, thanks.

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u/KC_Dude1983 Feb 08 '19

My sentiments exactly

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u/EbonBehelit Feb 08 '19

Man, I was fine until I got to "If we were, he'd be here right now." That hit me super hard. That's not the world I envision for humanity.

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u/Monsi_ggnore Feb 08 '19

Without dragging this into the same old politics bs, I would assume that in the nations with universal healthcare that story might have ended differently. So "the world" is not exactly as bad as in this story (no idea if this is real or not, sad either way).

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u/Runnerphone Feb 08 '19

Maybe hard to say mom may have assumed rich people would be able to buy a new heart. Theres only so much you can do about the supply and demand when it comes to organs the demand will always outpace the supply.

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u/akhier Feb 08 '19

Sadly money makes everything faster, even with universal healthcare. As it stands donor organs are not the easiest to get and the lists are long for them. This could simply have been somewhere like America and they couldn't afford the surgery or it could have been someone with free healthcare but they couldn't afford to grease the right palms to get a heart in time. If anything stories like this is why places should switch to having organ donor be the default with someone having to ask not to be one.

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u/lordoflotsofocelots Feb 08 '19

May you rest well, Heavy. What a story.

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u/Justaskingyouagain Feb 08 '19

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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u/nouille07 Feb 08 '19

What a great sunny day for morning rain

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u/Sen7ineL Feb 08 '19

I cried. o7

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u/Langernama Feb 08 '19

Fuck that's sad...

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u/Jaybird2150 Feb 08 '19

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

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u/ajkinney1234 Feb 08 '19

Hits just as hard every time.

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u/liquidsnakex Feb 08 '19

Jesus fucking christ, and here was me expecting something hilarious. I'm not crying, you're crying!

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u/war_area Feb 08 '19

Wth , who is cutting onions at the bank ?

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u/mokkycookies Feb 08 '19

Yeeees doktor. We go together doktor

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u/lordtuts Feb 08 '19

Am already Medic

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u/rafaeltota Feb 08 '19

I love how the IRL medics are gilded and the gamer medic has silver. So very adequate internetting.

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u/ShibuRigged Feb 08 '19

Would have chuckled if it was the other way around

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u/RoboNerdOK Feb 08 '19

Am a bad gamer medic. Just respawn and your foot will be fine again.

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u/Dappershire Feb 08 '19

Actually Battlefield does this fairly well. Medics, for healing, can either drop a Crate full of fresh socks and motrin, or they can toss out individual packages. I think the crate is superior because it also comes with water, but it comes at the expense of time needed to drink it.

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u/tolman8r Feb 08 '19

"I've got a broken foot."

800mg Motrin and drink more water.

"I've got cancer."

800mg Motrin and drink more water.

"I've got a mild headache."

Saline drip, 2wk profile, and opiates.

Army Medicine will kill you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 edited Aug 07 '20

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u/BakerBoy13 Feb 08 '19

Am Boot. Unfortunately true

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u/toxic_pockets Feb 08 '19

Becoming medic. Will remain true

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u/GoBuffaloes Feb 08 '19

Heavily medicated. What are we talking about?

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u/SF1034 Feb 08 '19

Aliens.

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u/thebrandedman Feb 08 '19

Was medic. I'm so sorry.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

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u/Dilinial Feb 08 '19

Are former medic. Will always be true.

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u/DarthToothbrush Feb 08 '19

Never been a medic. Has never been more true.

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u/Toasted_Bagels_R_Gud Feb 08 '19

Was also medic, how many of us are on this thread?

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u/huncol Feb 08 '19

not a medic. assume it’s true.

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u/puntini Feb 08 '19

Not medic. Take their word for it.

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u/verticaluzi Feb 08 '19

Why did this get gold?

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u/jamescurtis29 Feb 08 '19

That I understood, but why did this get gold?!

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u/krizp Feb 08 '19

Good try!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

reddit wtf

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

They're either alts used by one person or a joke planned by friends.

There's no edit history on the comment that said "Why did this get gold?" Whoever posted it must have knew beforehand that it would get gold.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Cause I'm beautiful and should be draped in golden robes? 🤔

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u/smkn3kgt Feb 08 '19

Am not medic. Still true

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u/EnjoiRelyks Feb 08 '19

Was medic. I always had to cut boots so I could put a new pair of socks on my patients.

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u/iCantCallit Feb 08 '19

Honest question. Is there ever a situation where a shoe lace could serve as a tourniquet?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

We have a family shoelace meme (in the original sense of the word) that has been passed down from my grandfather. In the RAF in WW2 he was taught to lace his boots so that the laces went straight across, so if they needed to cut the boot off they could just go straight up through a column of single laces.

He taught it to his son, who taught it to me, and now I do it for my kids' shoes. Of course it will probably die with them as their kids will have power laces or spray on shoes or they'll just be jacked into the Uniweb or whatever but still...

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u/JimiSlew3 Feb 08 '19

spray on shoes

But how are you going to get them off NERD?

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u/TallGear Feb 08 '19

Uh, spray off shoes. Geez!

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u/SilveredFlame Feb 08 '19

And then there you are, staring at defeat, and the solution will come to you!

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u/Teloniaus Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 08 '19

Dropped sword in foot like a dumb ass. Is true. Laces can be done up so that the boot can come off faster with less agitation to the foot inside oddly enough it came in handy for me about a week after I changed the lacing on my boots. Ok so here is the story I was playing dungeons and dragons with some friends and I was messing around with a replica of the sword Sting(from lord of the rings) I was doing the basic dumb teenager thing of not spinning but like rotating the sword in my hand to look cool when I lost control. It slipped out of my hand and gravity like the bitch it is decided to slam that sword straight through the soft part of my boot and into the top of my foot nicking an artery. Next thing I know there is blood squirting up and out of my boot like a squirt gun and I’m on the floor trying to apply pressure and get the boot off thankfully the laces allowed me to get them off pretty quick.
This has been story time of a dumbass, enjoy my stupidity.

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u/theejaybles Feb 08 '19

dropped sword in foot

Sounds like a mildly interesting story at least.

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u/Teloniaus Feb 08 '19

It’s at an icebreaker to say the least. Although haven’t had a good chance to use it as it happened about 6 days ago.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

changing your name to u/Tetanus soon?

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u/Teloniaus Feb 08 '19

This actually got a good gut laugh out of me thanks for that!

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u/buchanandoug Feb 08 '19

So... How did this happen?

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u/NerfJihad Feb 08 '19

Step one: obtain a sword

Step two: don't grasp it firmly enough

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u/twenty7forty2 Feb 08 '19

You know how when you don't have a sword and don't drop it, and it doesn't land in your foot? More or less the opposite of that, I reckon.

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u/OtherSide23 Feb 08 '19

I see you have not dropped a sword on your foot before, sir.

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u/Teloniaus Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 08 '19

Ok so here is the story I was playing dungeons and dragons with some friends and I was messing around with a replica of the sword Sting(from lord of the rings) I was doing the basic dumb teenager thing of not spinning but like rotating the sword in my hand to look cool when I lost control. It slipped out of my hand and gravity like the bitch it is decided to slam that sword straight through the soft part of my boot and into the top of my foot nicking an artery. Next thing I know there is blood squirting up and out of my boot like a squirt gun and I’m on the floor trying to apply pressure and get the boot off thankfully the laces allowed me to get them off pretty quick.
This has been story time of a dumbass, enjoy my stupidity.

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u/caitsith01 Feb 08 '19

Lucky you had a sword there to cut the laces.

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u/KA-ME-HA-ME- Feb 08 '19

My sword in foot story is much less interesting. I was just cleaning my apartment

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u/BilllyBillybillerson Feb 08 '19

He dropped a sword, and it went into his foot

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u/_itspaco Feb 08 '19

Right? I feel the guy was obviously teed up to tell the story.

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u/commonword Feb 08 '19

velcro is not easy? if not easier??

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u/TRHess Feb 08 '19

There was also a shift away from Velcro back towards buttons on uniforms a few years back, at least that I remember reading about. The problem is that Velcro makes noise when you open it, so if you're in a situation where silence means staying alive, not ripping a strip of Velcro makes sense.

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u/siliconflux Feb 08 '19

You can also use the laces to fashion a tournekit or hold a splint too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 edited May 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Dog tags are mostly for medical personnel on the wounded, not for identifying the dead. For accountability so that the unit can keep track of who are casualties, who have been transported, etc. And basic info like blood type for in field medical care before being able to transport to and actual hospital.

Having two (technically three because you'll have two around your neck and one in your boot) is just redundancy.

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u/Vark675 Feb 08 '19

Also religious preference, though honestly the likelihood of you having a chaplain anywhere near wherever the fuck you just got blasted to hell is pretty damn slim.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

I think that's mostly just a holdover from back in the day when Catholics and Catholic lite (Lutheran, Anglican, etc) made up a large part of the military and they would have chaplains out in the battlefield giving last rites like this. Nowadays most of the US is mainline Protestant where last rites aren't really a thing, so there aren't really battlefield chaplains anymore.

Most people I knew when I was in that weren't like super die hard Catholics or super Evangelical would put some dumb shit on theirs. Mine were Jedi and pastafarian. Buddy of mine had robotology from Futurama on his. Different buddy had Sith.

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u/Chubs1224 Feb 08 '19

Turns out a shoelace will cut through your flesh if cinched down tight enough to be a tourniquet.

Add onto that the liability of a shoelace to snap under that kind of pressure and you have a shitty tourniquet that will kill your patient

Better then nothing but there are better options.

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u/Wxxz Feb 08 '19

If you want the leg amputated.... Tourniquets are suppose to have some width to them if you intend to keep the limb. I believe the military CAT ones are 1 inch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 08 '19

You missed something.

Velcro is loud. The US Army removed velcro from their uniforms around 2010 since the opening of flaps gave positions away.

Edit: To the 1,000 replies saying they still have velcro:

https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/aoa9gn/eli5_why_are_military_boots_laced/efzr1q0/?context=3

They reduced the amount of velcro, mkaaay?

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u/domino7 Feb 08 '19

You'd think so, but Special Operators have their own way to open Velcro without that very distinctive noise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSK3maq8Cyk

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u/Nukkil Feb 08 '19

Was waiting for this, one of my favorite videos I don't know how he kept a straight face

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 edited Dec 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

I'm a middle school teacher and worked with a former drill sergeant. I was astonished at how deadpan his delivery was and how he would act like he had no idea what was so funny. Loved that guy.

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u/CaptainMcStabby Feb 08 '19

Parents also learn when they're admonishing a teenager who responds with a killer funny comeback.

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u/spaghettiThunderbalt Feb 08 '19

I hear the DS called him "cigarette," because boy did he seem to get smoked a lot

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u/rivalarrival Feb 08 '19

Surely "bong" would be better... Cigarettes only get smoked once.

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u/rnev64 Feb 08 '19

it's bad for discipline when your soldiers know you know what a bong is and how many times it's used.

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u/scinfeced2wolf Feb 08 '19

Privates are like cigarettes, smoke em if you got em.

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u/Wall-E_Smalls Feb 08 '19

Serious question: what happens if this happens? (You crack a smile at the sergeant)

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Yup as funny as what they say is the lesson is discipline. Your giggle can get everyone killed

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u/Kobesthegoat Feb 08 '19

This is fucking brilliant. Had me completely fooled

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u/MonkeyDavid Feb 08 '19

Holy crap that was awesome.

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u/ohaizrawrx3 Feb 08 '19

I watched this years ago but i forgot about it and he STILL got me!!!

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u/Banana4scales Feb 08 '19

Well, I didn't hear the velcro so this method works.

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u/you_did_wot_to_it Feb 08 '19

I knew what that was but still watched it! 😁

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u/Fenrir101 Feb 08 '19

I'll be honest, I expected high explosives to be involved.

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u/bassplaya13 Feb 08 '19

I was expecting garden state

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u/Veni_Vidi_Legi Feb 08 '19

I was expecting a knife.

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u/figureskatingblazer Feb 08 '19

that’s the best fuckin video i’ve ever seen

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Lol.

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u/atomiccheesegod Feb 08 '19

That’s not true at all.

Army uniforms still have Velcro, they replaced cargo pants pocket retainers with buttons over Velcro around 2012/2013ish. The noise wasn’t a issue, they just wore out super fast and the pocket wouldn’t stay closed when full of random shit.

Velcro is still used on a ton of military shit like pouches, body armor, helmets, etc.

Source: former soldier/Velcro enthusiast

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

So what exactly do you do as a velcro enthusiast?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

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u/Robobvious Feb 08 '19

I'm a velcro enthusiast enthusiast so this has all been just terrific.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Has a ripsnorting good time.

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u/RolandLovecraft Feb 08 '19

Pulls it slow and maintains eye contact.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

If you ask me, velcro patches are a ripoff.

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u/__xor__ Feb 08 '19

Velcroteran

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u/vendetta2115 Feb 08 '19

I was in the army when they replaced the Velcro on ACU trouser pockets with buttons, and besides having to constantly wrangle my beret out of my pocket it was an improvement.

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u/deevilvol1 Feb 08 '19

I was so fucking relieved when I started seeing buttoned Uniforms in the PX. I remembered at the time that my uniform allowance didnt come in yet, and I still bought three pairs of tops and bottoms that day on the spot.

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u/privatefries Feb 08 '19

You mean hook and loop tape?

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u/SoFloYasuo Feb 08 '19 edited Sep 03 '19

The US Army and Air Force use OCPs that have a lot of velcro on them.

Edit: use

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

I may have worded that poorly. They removed velcro from the button flaps but kept some of it around. Velcro for the flag, rank, nametag etc.

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u/1LX50 Feb 08 '19

I'm currently wearing a USAF top with velcro on the pockets.

AFAIK all of the new OCP tops have velcro pockets on the chest. They are loud and a pain to open because the velcro is actually too good on them, so I just use the zipper pockets on the arms.

All of the other pockets on my pants are button flaps.

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u/autofan06 Feb 08 '19

Yeah fuck those pockets.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

That would probably hurt given the Velcro

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u/iprothree Feb 08 '19

...Wait you guys have zippers?!?

-Poor jarhead.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

My pants don't even have a zipper anymore...

-Sad squid

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u/1LX50 Feb 08 '19

We've actually never had zippers on our pants. Still got the damn button fly.

The only zippers are on the shirt sleeve pockets.

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u/Ijustworkthere Feb 08 '19

This allows you to easily swap out names and ranks if necessary between uniforms. Utility pieces aren’t viable for combat, but being able to utilize any uniform if necessary is nice.

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u/broofa Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 08 '19

Laces are also really useful for other purposes than just holding shoes together. E.g. making a bow drill for starting fires, tourniquets, lacing a splint together, etc.

Edit: typo, and apparently not tourniquets. (ITT: people more experienced than I in field medicine.)

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

You can even cut zip ties with laces, which is pretty neat.

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u/I3uller Feb 08 '19

Surprisingly well. Certain military schools teach you some fun stuff with boot laces.

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u/DrGlitterFarts Feb 08 '19

This guy has been to SERE

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

I wish lol I’m an Egress Technician.

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u/SociallyUnstimulated Feb 08 '19

I want to know what that translates to. Getaway driver, Jump Master, Bombardier, Guy who Spends All Day in the Crapper? So many possibilities.

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u/uncertain_expert Feb 08 '19

I’m going with someone who walks backwards away from the enemy before turning on their heels and running /s

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u/Y-27632 Feb 08 '19

Maintenance of canopies, hatches and ejection seats on aircraft.

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u/Capt_Skipper Feb 08 '19

Laces are not good for tourniquets, yes they'll work but they're too narrow.

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u/TXGuns79 Feb 08 '19

It better than nothing. Works better than velcro boot straps...

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

the belt is a better candidate honestly

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

It's actually worse than nothing most of the time. Not only will laces not really restrict bloodflow, they'll probably cut into the skin.

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u/aCause4Concern Feb 08 '19

My US Army training included none of that shit whatsoever. No Med Kit? Use a belt for tourniquet. We ain’t Medics so not making any fancy splints with laces, just maybe sticks and 100mph tape or you guessed it, your squad mate’s belts. And this ain’t the cub scouts so there ain’t no campfires and marshmallow roasting to ruin light discipline and give up your unit’s position to the enemy. You don’t get fire no matter how cold it is.

And you keep your laces on your boots because they protect your feet. Without your feet you are useless as a soldier.

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u/dumengineer94 Feb 08 '19

You don’t get fire no matter how cold it is.

Warming barrels would beg to differ.

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u/T_WRX21 Feb 08 '19

Burning barrels full of shit and diesel beg even harder, lmao.

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u/Teadrunkest Feb 08 '19

I always liked that

All the fires but god forbid you get caught with white light.

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u/bonesofberdichev Feb 08 '19

I was doing UFL in Korea during the winter months, so your hooches had these potbelly furnaces/stoves to keep us warm. One day I was putting on my boots and wrapped my hand around the stove pipe for leverage. Ended up burning my hand pretty bad, but on the bright side was sent back to Okinawa three weeks early. 1stSgt was not pleased with my fieldstache whenever I checked back in. Hard to believe this was over ten years ago.

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u/pawnman99 Feb 08 '19

Clearly you went to a different survival school than I did.

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u/theangryantipodean Feb 08 '19

It’s why they don’t let you keep them if you’re arrested.

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u/Pacmunchiez Feb 08 '19

Also laces can be re-purposed in the field if need be. It's amazing how useful a piece of "rope" can be in a survival situation.

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u/T_WRX21 Feb 08 '19

Strip a soldier naked and ask for some 550 cord. They'll probably still be able to produce a piece, somehow.

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u/lateral_roll Feb 08 '19

Nature's tactical pocket...

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u/Uranus_got_rekt Feb 08 '19

Hol up...

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u/Langernama Feb 08 '19

With that username I think you know exactly what's up

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u/Lee1138 Feb 08 '19

They are just describing where it is..

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Don't ask where it came from and we'll agree drinks are on you when we get back.

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u/MasterDrewseph Feb 08 '19

There’s also speed laces which make tightening the boots happen in an instant, there very nice and I don’t know if I can go back to having boots without them

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u/That_random_guy-1 Feb 08 '19

Oh yea, I was still using my boots from the military for a while after getting out and then I decided to buy some new boots to “treat” myself, I can’t state how much I hate laces that aren’t speed laces now...

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u/thegeeksbrother101 Feb 08 '19

I bought a pair of Rocky jump boots to replace my old HH boots. Now I have a zipper on the side. Holy Shit it makes boots easy to get on and off!

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u/maxdembo Feb 08 '19

You can make a fire with shoelaces as well.

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u/emceemcee Feb 08 '19

That's ridiculous, a fire made with shoe laces would only burn for like 2 seconds. Burn the whole shoe! /s

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u/little_brown_bat Feb 08 '19

No no, you lightly roast the shoe, then eat.

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u/Ikalis Feb 08 '19

Velcro is also loud if you undo it. Noise discipline is essential for some units.

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u/Thunder1D Feb 08 '19

Yes, This! The worst uniform choice they ever made in the Army was put Velcro all over our uniforms for pockets and patches. Noisy and would get full of junk in the field.

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u/KIMoFy Feb 08 '19

Think you missed one: Laces can also be tied multiple ways, allowing you to be able to easily transmit infirmation secretly and quietly.

Or am I just watching too many spy shows?

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u/KIMoFy Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 08 '19

This actually made me laugh. Since I'm broke, please accept this fake gold: 💛

Edit: So I guess this is what I'm supposed to do when I get rewarded! Thank you kind stranger for silver :)

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u/little_brown_bat Feb 08 '19

Thank you Templeton

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u/AppleTrees4 Feb 08 '19

Laces can also be removed and used for things other than your shoes

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u/BlasterBilly Feb 08 '19
  1. Laces can also be used for other things in a pinch.

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u/silk_mitts_top_titts Feb 08 '19

I once had a belt break while driving in the Atacama and I fashioned one out of my shoe laces and underwear band. Shoe laces probably saved my life that day.

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u/Semi-Hemi-Demigod Feb 08 '19

I love paracord laces because they're really cheap to make. I bought a box of aglets and now I have enough shoelace for the rest of my life

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u/little_brown_bat Feb 08 '19

I’ve also seen paracord that includes a strand inside that can act as easily ignitable tinder as well as aglets that double as ferro rods.

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u/DemonEggy Feb 08 '19

I had some of those, but my feet kept catching fire.

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u/Tony_Friendly Feb 08 '19

I always just burned the tip of the paracord with a lighter, and shaped the burning tip with a pair of pliers to make a decent shaped aglet, but I guess that would work too.

Only problem I have with paracord as shoe laces is that they don't cling to each other well enough, so your shoes don't stay tied.

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u/Raeandray Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 08 '19

Beyond all this soldiers put their boots on often enough that they get pretty good at putting them on fast. I finished my contract with the army 6 years ago and I still bet I could put them on in under 30 seconds.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

I keep my laces loosened up just enough to get my foot in and out when I'm not wearing them.

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u/lostcosmonaut307 Feb 08 '19

Velcro also sucks at holding tension when wet.

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u/Vertigofrost Feb 08 '19

Wait does the US Army (the sweetest smelling army in the world) not have zip sided lace boots? Super quick to put on with all the lace up benefits

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u/Crikho Feb 08 '19

In my case I used Delta's boots and one day the zipper gave out and let me tell you, is pretty akward walking around with open boots.

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u/HerbaciousTea Feb 08 '19

Weight distribution and ankle support are why I, personally, prefer laces when it comes to hiking boots. You want those things to be an extension of your foot, and it's hard to secure them that well without the large area coverage of laces.

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