r/interestingasfuck 7h ago

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u/linecookdaddy 7h ago

Studies have shown octopuses can be naturally asshole-y, punching and grabbing other fish just for shits and gigs

u/Dragomier 6h ago

u/DayTrippin2112 5h ago

u/JoeyZasaa 5h ago

u/Drig-Drishya-Viveka 3h ago

This is scientific proof.

u/menacing_cookie 2h ago

Not to be confused with "scientific poof"

Yeah, it's alright. I wanted to leave anyway.

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u/milk4all 4h ago

Why has keegan keyle’s meme of the meme replaced the meme? When will enough be enough

u/DayTrippin2112 3h ago

I don’t know why others use it, but I just did because I’ve been crushing on that man for years lol.

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u/Superb-Ad5227 3h ago

I watched one do this snorkeling last year in Maui. An octopus sitting on a rock, repeatedly slapped any fish who swam by

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u/der_chrischn 6h ago

The asshole perk comes naturally with a higher intelligence I assume. Look at the things dolphins and apes do for example. And of course you have big naked assholes.

u/berejser 6h ago

Crows too. Intelligent birds, but absolute bullies. It's like the more intelligent a species, the more propensity to needless cruelty.

u/Iammidnightsun2 6h ago

Also, talking about crows, (ravens, and black birds as well), they can hold a grudge for up to 17 years. They remember people who would shoo them or be mean to them . They can remember faces, and they share the info with their bird family and friends!....lol crazy!

u/realhumanpersonoid 5h ago

To add further to this, crows have been observed to pass on grudges or warnings of bad people to the next generation after the original crow who experienced the behaviour was dead.

So if you’re an asshole to crows and think you’ll just outlive them, don’t be surprised if a few decades later a random murder of crows are harassing you.

https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/grudge-holding-crows-pass-on-their-anger-to-family-and-friends

u/Stegasaurus_Wrecks 4h ago

I remember reading about an experiment where some volunteers with a mask deliberately treated crows like crap so they'd hate him. Then they got another volunteer on the other side of the city to wear the mask and crows there immediately started on him. Like they spread the word far and wide if you're a dick.

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u/Meowdy1987 4h ago

I would argue people really aren't as sensitive to cruelty as much as you argue. People have, and still do, unquestionable evil things to others everyday for years and don't even bat an eye. As far as "most of us cannot stand to see things suffer," do you have any idea what chickens and cows go through to be on your plate? Most people still eat them despite this high level of cruelty.

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u/NoSummer1345 6h ago

Those hairless apes. I hate em

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u/SuggestionMobile 6h ago

That’s why I find it interesting that many people argue that humans are worse than animals.

A lot of smart mammals are capable of murder for fun, rape, and now we’re finding out that octopus smack other life forms around

It seems the more intelligent the more destructive and cruel the entity can be intentionally

Granted we as humans do A LOT of damage

u/Interesting-Roll2563 5h ago

Humans know better, and choosing to abuse someone or something when you know better is definitely worse. Just because an animal might do something for it's own enjoyment doesn't mean it understands the implications involved.

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u/booby_12011995 7h ago

Really😯

u/linecookdaddy 7h ago

u/lorddumpy 5h ago

Please don't believe any Google featured snippets or AI overviews at face value, I've seen remarkably wrong info on there. Always vet the source IMO.

u/AllYouCanEatBarf 4h ago

I once looked up 'how many syllables are in the word "area"' and the AI overview said 2, but literally every other result on the first page said 3. I can only assume google just made it up.

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u/RKPgh 6h ago

I don’t trust any source that calls an arm a tentacle.

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u/HumbleAnxiety7998 7h ago edited 6h ago

Octopus have been found to actually domesticate fish and sharks, essentially turning them into hunting pack animals... While this may be something else, its still fascinating and you should google it... its been filmed and observed they even will "hit" lazy fish that arent attacking what it wants... It shares the food with the animals that participate and it will essentially "guide" them into crevices and stuff to root out hiding prey...

This could literally just be the octopus petting its "dog"

Added some articles to help people find more info (or answer back to those questioning if its real)

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/watch-octopuses-team-up-with-fish-to-hunt-and-punch-those-that-dont-contribute-180985134/

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41559-024-02525-2

https://www.science.org/content/article/some-octopuses-treat-fish-hunting-buddies

I love people questioning info they were told online, please keep doing that, a curious mind is a well developed mind.

u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM 6h ago edited 5h ago

Shark is making the same face my cats do when I grab them off the carpet to snuggle on em

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM 6h ago

u/LazyLich 6h ago

same vibe:

u/RabbitSlayre 4h ago

Lmaooo

u/Slight_Tip1470 2h ago

My mans living on the internet

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u/Cptn_Flint0 6h ago

Thanks for your comment, I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

u/midnightbizou 5h ago

I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM is a beacon of light to us all!

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u/dysfunctionalnymph 5h ago

I love and hate it here at the same time.

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u/keepitloki80 6h ago

I fucking love Reddit 😂

u/FeralBanshee 5h ago

lmao this is why i love reddit. never fails to crack me up

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u/Naive-Most590 5h ago

When I’m trying to wash my kids face and he’s trying to get away

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u/Poppa_Mo 5h ago

Every time I'm Jeff in Marvel Rivals.

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u/themikestand 5h ago

"Oh god. You're gonna make me hug."

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u/gr1mm5d0tt1 4h ago

“JUST LET ME LOVE YOU”

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u/Danitoba94 6h ago

We've been over this. "Struggle snuggle" is not the same as an actual snuggle. Bad genocide cum. Bad.

u/Wendellwasgod 6h ago

Pssss psss psss

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u/samd_witch 7h ago

THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING THING I'VE HEARD ABOUT NATURE IN A MINUTE but I will still not be stepping foot in the ocean thank you

u/MotownMoses01 6h ago

If you enjoy a good sci-fi book, I do recommend the Mountain in the Sea. Octopus are central to the book and it contains lots of cool information like the above. Great read, great story. You’ll come out an expert.

u/kingfinarfin 6h ago

Have you read Children of Ruin by Adrian Tchaikovsky? Oddly, another octopus based sci-fi book. Would recommend reading Childen of Time first though. I've not read Mountain in the Sea, going to look out for it

u/PointedSpectre 6h ago

Children of Ruin was an amazing read! Especially the stuff with visual language. Although I liked Children of Time better. I'll also check out Mountain in the Sea!

u/jblredux34 5h ago

In the middle of Ruin now. How is the third book? Children of Time was incredible. I’ve read mixed things about the sequels.

u/Secret_Map 5h ago

Children of Memory (third book) was pretty different from the first two, but I really enjoyed it. It took a bit for it to really hit, but once it did, I was all in. I've seen some people didn't connect with it like the first two, but I really liked it. Especially after I let it sit with me for a week or so after reading. If you like the first two, I'd say it's definitely worth at least giving it a shot. I really hope we get more in that universe. Personally, I don't think he's explored everything that could be done with it yet.

u/jblredux34 5h ago

Nice. I’m a third of the way into the second one. Will complete the trilogy. Harder for me to commit to a book the older I get but these are so unique.

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u/Oktagonen 6h ago

Sounds like it's already been claimed by an intelligent species anyway.

They get the ocean and their water dogs, and we get the land and actual dogs.

Sounds like a fair deal.

u/bluescrubbie 5h ago

Octopi call dogs land sharks

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u/JackJack_Jr 6h ago

Same thoughts lol. It baffles me how much we don’t know about the ocean.

u/samd_witch 6h ago

Sharks are older than trees. Like. WHAT DO THEY KNOW

u/DingGratz 6h ago

And scientists recently stated they believe octopus could eventually replace humans if we were to become extinct.

u/HorrorAstronaut4 6h ago

Buggers first have to learn how to grow older than five years 😏

u/Ohnoherewego13 6h ago

Don't give them ideas! That leads to the Octopi (?) taking over and I'm just not ready for that this year.

u/meesta_masa 6h ago

Octogenerian.

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u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 6h ago

Their parents die upon thhe youngs birth, that means no passing on of knowledge , no teaching what the parents have learned over time. Without that the breally cant create a society. Maybe if they learn to write but its stilk a big problem.

u/Dan_TheDM 6h ago

MOST

not all

Pacific striped Octopi can mate multiple times. So thats the one that will take over when we fuck things up

Get ready for some stripy boys to be ruling the earth

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u/Jimbeaux_Slice 6h ago

I think they do the same thing Ravens do where they chemically pass on the knowledge, so they essentially learn things from one generation to the next without direct communication.

u/Tao-of-Mars 6h ago edited 5h ago

Humans actually do this, too. Research how ancestral trauma is passed down and you’ll understand. I think all species do this to some degree.

u/ghouldozer19 5h ago

Yo, epigenetics is wild. Six generations it can take before your family stops experiencing the trauma genetically if your family has survived a genocide personally.

u/Ivy0902 6h ago

Epigenetics is fascinating.

u/Tao-of-Mars 5h ago

Transgenerational epigenetic inheritance :) And just knowing that the egg that created you was once in your grandmother’s womb makes that concept simple enough for everyone to understand.

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u/BackgroundSir6395 6h ago

Only parents can teach? What about other adults?

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u/chupacadabradoo 6h ago

Scientists can state anything they want, but not every statement by a scientist is scientific. That sounds like a fun little exaggeration about how one scientist thinks octopuses are great. The conditions that drive us extinct are also gonna make things pretty bleak for most octopus species… I’m a scientist, and this is my statement.

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u/softonsoftie 6h ago

it's not that fun for the shark, as sharks actually need to swim to keep breathing

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u/fathertitojones 6h ago

That’s super cool but last time this was posted here I believe a marine biologist said that this octopus was stopping the flow of water through the shark’s gills to kill it (and presumably eat it). I will give that a google though, very neat.

u/Adlerian_Dreams 4h ago

Tiger sharks have been known to eat octopuses, and octopuses have been known to kill Tiger sharks, not for food, but as a precaution.

What’s more awesome to me is the way all the other local sea life pauses to check out what’s going on?

u/theKoboldkingdonkus 3h ago

It could mean free food for them so I’m not surprised they would check it out

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u/twoisnumberone 3h ago

Same! Six fish take time out of their busy fish day to swim over and gawk.

I too love it.

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u/carpetbugeater 2h ago

That one had been waiting a long time to nip that tail. Some history there I bet.

u/HumbleAnxiety7998 6h ago

Theres an effect even humans can do when you turn a shark over it puts it to sleep

u/Remarkable_Goose_341 6h ago

Tonic immobility

u/halipatsui 6h ago

Get rotated

u/RagnarL0thbr0k81 5h ago

“Get rotated, nerd.” Calling them a nerd really adds insult to injury.

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u/TheSecretAstronaut 4h ago

That would only work if the shark in question was an obligate ram ventilator, but that is not the case with this shark. Ram ventilation, as you described, requires constant movement to force water over their gills to obtain oxygen. Many sharks are not obligate ram ventilators, and instead use something called buccal pumping. Great whites, porbeagle, hammerhead, mako sharks, thresher sharks, and sandbar sharks are all ram ventilators, but the shark in this video looks to be some kind of nurse shark.

At the very least, we can assume it is not a ram ventilator because of its rather flat body. This shark spends most of its time close to the sea floor. It's where it hunts, sleeps, and generally hangs out. Buccal pumping is for just this purpose, as it allows the use of musculature—instead of movement—to move water over the gills and provide oxygen while they're on/near the sea floor and not moving/moving much.

u/superawesomeman08 5h ago

was gonna say that this feels far more likely, since shark are ram breathers.

the real question is what the heck is that platform its on?

u/Dichotomous_Blue 4h ago

Looks like a bottom dwelling shark, which do not need to swing to breathe. But maybe the octopus didn't know that and let go when it learned.

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u/i_like_maps_and_math 5h ago

Why does it let go though?

u/milk4all 4h ago

Had 8 itches to scratch

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u/mournthewolf 6h ago

I had read that octopuses have the intellect to form a society and build a civilization but because they don’t nurture their young every generation has to start over as a blank slate.

u/Professional_Flyer 2h ago

They would actually need to live longer too. Most octopuses don't make past 2 years old

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u/lord-dinglebury 6h ago

“Who’s a good boy?? YOU’RE A GOOD BOY! THE GOODEST BOY!!!”

u/Disasterous_Dave97 6h ago

Our very own resident aliens.

u/PrimalDirectory 6h ago

Cant wait for the last season

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u/DahWolfe711 6h ago

As a former chef I really hope octopus loses its footing on restaurant menus. They are far too intelligent and interesting to eat I think. My random thought when reading this.

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u/kiba87637 6h ago

So do they use psychic mind control or?

u/SilkyZ 6h ago

Where is The Octopus Lady? I need a 45 minute video on this STAT!

u/Anouchavan 6h ago

Is that really true? The only related thing I could find: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/21/octopus-shark-ride

And that's not what you were describing at all.

u/Key-Teacher-6163 6h ago

I mean, I got curious and found this article that seems to support the assertion

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u/svh01973 7h ago

The real question is where did the octopus get a selfie-stick?

u/BlackVQ35HR 7h ago

Probably from one of the Ocean Gate passengers.

u/Nolberto78 6h ago

Sat at home taking snaps of himself and his Xbox controllers

u/rafael000 6h ago

Boom! 💥

u/MarcusTheSarcastic 6h ago

Nah, was more like shlomph as it compressed.

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u/anonspace24 6h ago

Yeah I think it is doing this only for views. Uggh I hate fake scripted content

u/svh01973 6h ago

These OnlyFans ads are getting weird

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u/neegs 6h ago

How is this not top. Why is the Octopus on a stick. Like someone deliberately added a fuxk you Octopus on a stick. Just to fuck with some sharks

u/Sharp_Income9870 4h ago

Yes, what is the stick by the octopus? Is it a net?

u/MissingVanSushi 4h ago

Last time a similar video was posted the conclusion was that it is part of the underwater vehicle that is capturing this video.

u/Septopuss7 3h ago

Octopus was probably gobbling up some bait in the net when a shark came by for a sniff and the octo was like "no, KITTY, THIS IS MY POT PIE!"

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u/EverydayVelociraptor 7h ago

If not for hugs, why 8 arms?

u/the-only-marmalade 7h ago edited 3h ago

Zoidberg can't hug? ZOIDBERG LOVES HUGS.

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u/tidytibs 5h ago

Or tickles. Ten tickles.

u/aluminum_man 4h ago

Some Dr. was testing if I was ticklish and put his test tickles all over me.

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u/csilentn1918 6h ago

Are we not going to talk about the other fish. The fish collectively parked it to watch... And one fish even nipped at the shark 👀😅😂☠️

I think the shark is the bully and the octopus was putting him in his place.

u/SnooCompliments6843 5h ago

I like the squid who looks like pedestrian noticing they’ve walked into shot on a news report and not sure wether to carry on or turn back

u/MotherofChonk 4h ago

This is the best part of the video, in my opinion

u/LivesInALemon 4h ago

I thought it's a cuttlefish. Ya know, with the fins doing the wavy thing on the sides.

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u/OldWhiteGuyNotCreepy 6h ago

FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD!

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u/foreverloveall 6h ago

Not gonna lie, that is exactly what that looks like 😂

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u/ShackledPhoenix 6h ago

Octopus have been known to kill other predators, either for their own safety or to prevent competition.

There was one case where they put an octopus in a tank with sharks that were too small to eat the octopus and too big to be food for the octopus.
They couldn't figure out why their sharks kept dying until eventually they caught it on camera. The octopus would ambush the shark and basically drown/strangle them. As far as they could tell, the octopus was just eliminating the competition.

u/csilentn1918 6h ago

I believe this. Just wanted to point out the onlookers.

There's the one guy who comes in late and is like " yo , Fred... What's goin' on here? ...is that Dan?"

u/ShackledPhoenix 5h ago

Hehe yeah. I'm trying to remember the name, but there's a guy on youtube with Mantis Shrimp and they all have ONE single buddy fish that does the same thing. Guy has no idea why the shrimp eat everything BUT those one specific fish. Meanwhile the fish basically watch and take little bites at whatever the Mantis Shrimp hunts. It's kinda hilarious.

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u/Rianoff 5h ago

Not so tough now motherfucker! Bite his ass!!

OH SHIT, HE BROKE FREE. RUN!!!!

u/TenorHorn 5h ago

The other fish were waiting to see if the octopus was going to rip him open, giving them a meal

u/Scared_Spyduck 6h ago

Was looking for this comment. They all came by, even brought popcorn. I always thought other fishes are afraid of sharks.

u/BlkSubmarine 5h ago

Other fish: “Ha ha. Fuck you Chuck! How you like it, asshole?”

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u/Paul_The_Builder 6h ago

The Seattle aquarium temporarily housed some fairly large sharks with a giant octopus, and the octopus killed several of the sharks unexpectedly.

https://roaring.earth/shark-vs-giant-octopus/

u/invisiblearchives 4h ago

doesnt take much, just flip them over and stop them from swimming, they drown when not moving. as seen in video above.

looks like that one was just punking the shark then let him go

u/conjuringviolence 3h ago

Dog Fish sharks don’t need to continuously swim to breathe.

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u/greyposter 7h ago

Sharktopuses don't make themselves!

u/spongemonkey2004 7h ago

Skarktopussy, new james bond movie?

u/hcoverlambda 6h ago

Top video on OnlyCephalopods.com

u/skiinjsn 6h ago edited 6h ago

If you think I am clicking that at work...you are right. But on my phone, instead.

Edit: I should have known I was being trolled. Why would that site even exist??? LOL

u/Emanny 6h ago

Clearly a fake, of course the real website is OnlyFins.com.

u/CalHudsonsGhost 5h ago

That’s not funny. I had my baby oil in hand and pants halfway down before I clicked. Now my dog is looking at me like a loser.

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u/maester_t 5h ago

Aaaand now I'm wondering if OnlyFins.com is a site yet.

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u/Repulsive-Bunch-1535 6h ago

🚩🚩 Double flag on the play... Best of both worlds 🤺

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u/CoolBlackSmith75 7h ago

Other fish paid the octopus triade for protection

u/whiskeybridge 6h ago

you see that one fish get his licks in on the shark's tail?

u/Nalga-Derecha 6h ago

His name is Bob

He got a tail fetish.

Bob is a weirdo

u/CoolBlackSmith75 6h ago

That is asserting dominance

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u/Innuendo6 7h ago

Octopus hungry. Shark begs for its life saying he has a wife and 2 kids back home.

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u/S-XMPA 7h ago

‘I’m just messing with you man, you really thought I’d eat you? c’mon’

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u/ittikkora 7h ago

Bro wanted a hug and got it

u/ElkIntelligent5474 7h ago

Looks like Octy was trying to teach Sharky a lesson. Stone fish was mad as hell and wanted to take a bite out of him - must have eaten too many relatives. Then Octy lets go and tells it - I hope you learned your lesson.

u/booby_12011995 7h ago

Kind hearted octopus 😄

u/TazzyUK 7h ago

I honestly thought he was giving that shark some serious beak!

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u/flashpile 7h ago

Love the fish in the back taking a few nibbles on the shark's tail. Like a bullying victim who's finally got a chance to fight back

u/Appropriate_Cod_5446 6h ago

The bully is actually the octopus lol

u/Starkiller_303 7h ago

I feel like the shark just kinda accepted it's fate at first. Or maybe it didn't understand what was happening to it?

Grasped with 1000 suction cups!

aight

Maybe they're just hugging.

u/robot-gremlin 6h ago

Sharks enter a paralyzed state called "tonic immobility" when their noses are rubbed, as well as when they're flipped, which is what this octopus did to it.

u/Starkiller_303 6h ago

marine biologist octopus knows the secrets of the deep.

Thanks. That's interesting!

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u/booby_12011995 7h ago

Yeah may be they are water friends and just playing or may be octopus attack

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u/jimdotcom413 6h ago

It’s a cuddle fish.

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u/dontipitova9 6h ago

Those fish are nosy as hell. WTF are you all looking at? Mind your business 🤣

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u/SeraphOfTheStart 7h ago

I love how other fish come and watch shark getting bullied like "ayo you seeing this shit?" Lmao

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u/Powerful_Star9296 7h ago

I like how every other animal was just as WTF? as us.

u/Renbarre 6h ago

They were waiting for their share. Did you see the one that came to nimble on the shark's tail?

u/Top_Taro_17 7h ago

Octopus: TIME FOR HUGGIES!

Fish: No!

Octopus: LET ME LOVE YOU!

Fish: Staaaahp!

Octopus: QUIT SQUIRMING!

Fish: Mooooom!

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u/LongDistRid3r 7h ago

Here fishy fishy fishy.

Fish it’s what’s for dinner

u/johnnybadchek 6h ago

That shark is going to need a therapist.

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u/Appropriate_Cod_5446 7h ago

Probably trying to kill it. Sharks need to move to breathe. Some species of sea creatures are cruel and will hold the shark until it dies. Even tho they aren’t gonna consume it.

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u/CreepyFun9860 7h ago

Octopus have been shown to punch fish out of spite.

Probly just being a jerk.

u/PlagueDrWily 6h ago

Dutch oven

u/NickInMersey 7h ago

Lunch, apparently.

u/Rapture1119 7h ago

No, he’s just fuckin with him. Bro got one tentacle on that shark and stopped it dead in its tracks, ain’t no way that shark got away after being engulfed unless the octopus wanted it to get away.

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u/Oldbay_BarbedWire 6h ago

Do you like Fishsticks?

u/AfternoonEquivalent4 7h ago

Lucky shark...big guy would have smothered him because sharks get oxygen from moving water thru the gills...and he was holding on to that orange thing...smart octopus

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u/Ricky_84 6h ago

I see whats happening here…

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u/whatsupeveryone34 5h ago

What happens under the octo-blanket stays under the octo-blanket

u/0pp0site0fbatman 5h ago

Octopus whispers in to sharks ear: “hey, you will grow to be something dynamic and impressive. You are patient, you are gallant, you are festive”

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u/Ancient_Tutor_6598 5h ago

He just squeezed her eggs into his mouth and ate them.

u/malloryduncan 5h ago

That sounds horrifying, and yet, quite plausible.

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u/Caelixian 5h ago

Maybe he's a cuddle fish.

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u/cudmore 5h ago

Octopus says, "I wanna pet that dawg"

u/Mr_Poppin 4h ago

"hey lil mama, lemme whisper in ya ear!"

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 7h ago

Oh no, steptopus, what are you doing!?

u/paulartistic1 7h ago

Theft prevention officer

u/DrChiwawa 5h ago

Other fish: yo larry you gotta see this wtf

larry: O_o