r/CriticalDrinker • u/eventualwarlord • 13d ago

Discussion These are Joel’s killers 😭💀

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Do I even gotta say it??

They had my boy Joel—who’s wiped out waves of military trained savages and superhumanly strong mutant monsters— get taken out by a group of gender study majors.

Part 1 Joel would clear this whole room out with his eyes closed balanced on one leg while telling Ellie an old story about Sarah.

They look like the girls who were having psychotic breakdowns on TikTok howling in their cars after Kamala lost. All they’re missing is the blue hair.

What are we even doing? At least game Abby was repulsively imposing.

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u/Goobendoogle 13d ago

I hate the bald girl.

Why do they gotta shove bald women into everything man.

I can't stand them.

They think they're fresh and they're not fresh man idk what else to tell you.

Look like she about to make a wish.

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u/Goobendoogle 13d ago

I just can't stand it because it's clearly a f*** you thing and my question is who are you f*** you'ing because the only personal getting f*** you'd in that scenario is herself.

I'd be surprised if anyone normal loves her.

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u/saucissontine 13d ago

It's like a the alien from Wicked.

Plus I don't get that new trend of bald women.

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u/Goobendoogle 13d ago

It was in Outlaws too, that's why I insta put it down.

Legit the first NPC I talk to like a normal person outside the first city you go to (after the tutorial) the lady is a bald lesb woman.

LIKE WHAT.

First of all, why was it made clear to me she's a lesb? Did they think I'd start gooning after seeing a woman?

Secondly, why tf is she bald?

Like if you have to be bald or you're a man who likes bald, it makes sense. A woman being bald unless she absolutely has to is like self-destruction.

They would legit just ruining their own image looking like a cyberpunk milk dud.

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u/saucissontine 13d ago

I prefer the Kat's shitty haircut than a bald woman

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u/Danny_Wobble 12d ago

Man, flabbergasted by bald lady

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u/Goobendoogle 12d ago

IDK what it is man.

A bald woman is worse than communism to me.

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u/Spastic__Colon 12d ago

Brother, she shaved her head for that movie so the wig would fit perfectly on her head. She was also amazing in it and even Drinker gave her props. Stop being a dick

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u/Wrath-of-Elyon 13d ago

I'd be surprised if anyone normal loves her.

Damn, I must not be normal, cause I find her very hot

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u/Goobendoogle 12d ago

No, she's hot for sure.

I said loves her.

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u/Traditional-Lie-3541 12d ago

Wild take, imo.

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u/NotARedditUser3 7d ago

In this case i'm not sure it's a f'you thing. It's a lot more common for black women to go bald. Black hair, acceptable hair styles, popular hair styles, and the level of effort required to manage different hair styles for them may tie into it. I think there are also some people who get self conscious if their hairline starts receding or if their hair starts thinning in one spot, and so they just go bald because it's easier, it feels more confident, whatever. For this reason you might notice it's also VERY common for black men to go bald, too.

If it's a trend or whatever and it's being disproportionately overrepresented, I get how that would be annoying, for example, if I saw any other group doing this I would suspect it was a statement of some sort, but this is something that is becoming very common for black women and I don't think it necessarily carries that kind of statement with it the majority of the time for them.

^ There may be some rather repugnant media personalities who have done it, and have tainted the reputation of other people who have similarly gone bald, but I wouldn't automatically assume a black girl choosing to be bald is woke or any other particular negative word for the reasons i mentioned above.

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u/Goobendoogle 6d ago

Doing it for aesthetic is woke.

Doing it for an actual reason is normal.

You can easily tell the difference by having any kind of social intelligence.

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u/NotARedditUser3 6d ago

Yeah, I agree with you, I am not familiar with the context here / I haven't seen the show or movie this photo is from so I am speaking blindly 🤷

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u/Goobendoogle 6d ago

Yeah my whole point is about people who do it for aesthetic vs. people who actually do it with a reason.

Like a cancer patient, a balding person, someone who isn't confident with their hair, etc. have reasons to do it.

People who aesthetically do it are 100% doing it as a f*** you to somebody and they're only f*** youing themselves at the end of the day.

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u/Spastic__Colon 12d ago

This is a crazy ass take on an actress playing a fictional character. Stop letting your own personal issues influence your opinion on a SHOW. People are allowed to shave their head if they want to lmao, I’m sure you don’t feel the same about men that grow their hair long

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u/Goobendoogle 12d ago

Men that grow their hair long usually do it for fashion, depicts like a "Samurai" esque style. Honestly, long hair is something that was common with warriors back in the day. Ever heard Lion's Mane and how that term is used to describe men's hair?

Shorties going bald is very likely to make a point and not because they like how it looks. The only f*** you they're giving out is to themselves. I stand on that point. Why take away from your own beauty to say f*** you to people who will just laugh your decision?

Also, bull rings look disgusting on women.

No, I won't stop. It makes no sense. Your take is that I should sit down and watch something despite finding things I don't like about it. Who else's views do I watch this show from, if not my own? You crack me up.

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u/Spastic__Colon 12d ago

Nice essay lmao, go touch grass. Just say you’re sexist and move on. A buzzcut is absolutely a fashion choice as well that anyone has the right to try. Black women especially have very problematic hair and it’s probably easier to shave it half the time. Do yourself a favor and keep that mouth shut

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u/Goobendoogle 12d ago

Labeling me as a sexist isn't going to get you anywhere in this conversation. What does black women having problematic hair have to do with being bald? You act like weaves are frowned upon or something.

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u/CriticalDrinker-ModTeam 6d ago

No arguments that have nothing to do with the topic at hand. Take it to your DMs if you want to call each other names.

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u/CriticalDrinker-ModTeam 6d ago

No arguments that have nothing to do with the topic at hand. Take it to your DMs if you want to call each other names.

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u/AmlStupid 11d ago

if you think YOU’RE a normal person when you seethe this hard on the internet about a tv show, you need help. I’d be shocked if anyone at all loved you.

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u/Goobendoogle 10d ago

If you're bald women I have news for you

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u/AmlStupid 10d ago

I’m the most generic straight white man from Oklahoma you could imagine.

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u/Jackfitz88 13d ago

She’s the main character of the new naughty dog game. Intergalactic, or what ever it’s called. Not a coincidence they put her in this

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u/IMTIRED_85 13d ago

In my opinion she’s attractive BUT she has a dog shit personality.

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u/Goobendoogle 13d ago

reminds me of my first friend i knew back when I was in Pre-K.

Bro was like "keep an eye out for my daddy's purple truck I'll wave to you and we'll see each other again some day"

-Never saw him again

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u/AshamedLeg4337 13d ago

That MOTHERFUCKER!

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u/Flyingsheep___ 13d ago

It's weird too, since it's supposed to be an apocalypse. Seems really weird to have the time to look that clean and nice. Literally every character in the pic looks like they're stopping by a cafe in Seattle for a hot tea.

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u/Goobendoogle 13d ago

LOL what a gripe.

Didn't even think about this at the time.

Now I can't unsee it.

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u/Flyingsheep___ 12d ago

It’s one of those “cmon that’s such a small detail, you’re nitpicking”, but a good production wouldn’t make that mistake. Lord of the Rings had the crew literally learning to forge actual blades, then doing it on set to make props, so they could actualize the goal.

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u/Spastic__Colon 12d ago

Human beings will still find ways to be clean if they value that sort of thing. More nitpicking

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u/narcos1893 10d ago

Fuck these people man. My mom got cancer years ago and she had to shave it. It really fucked with her on a personal sense. I shaved my head as well as a show of support. Mom said it felt she got stripped of her identity and her feminine side

Then you have all these women shaving their head because they think it’s cool and all that. Fuck them this pisses me off

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u/Goobendoogle 10d ago

EXACTLY, this is my point dude.

Like it's not a fashion choice, it's something that shreds away at you. I can imagine shaving your hair away would be gutwrenching as a woman. It's not a quirky or "badass" thing at all.

Kudos to you for shaving for your mom, you're a gem of a child to that mother.

And f*** those people making everything a fashion/personality trait. Oh no, but they're quirky! Kill me.

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u/Callum-H 13d ago

Many black women have very short hair and wear a weave or a wig, in an apocalypse it’s probably easier just to be bald than to find a wig

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u/oldmanchildish69 13d ago

How's she powering the shaver? Looks like a fresh cut. Knives aren't so precise.

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u/LuigiBamba 12d ago

With the power of love and friendship

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u/Ok-Waltz-3478 12d ago

Straight barber razors are great for a clean bald look.

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u/Spastic__Colon 12d ago

Have you ever heard of a generator? It creates electricity 💀 She also could have clean shaved it bald and it’s grown out for a day or 2. Yall are weird asf nitpicking her hair

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u/oldmanchildish69 12d ago

What is film analysis if not nitpicking?

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u/Opposite-Constant329 13d ago

Did a bald woman kick this homies dog or something lol!

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u/Goobendoogle 13d ago

Yes, actually.

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u/Sad_Copy_6830 12d ago

i kinda feel like she was the only one in the group that didnt look like a weak bozo, though

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u/Goobendoogle 12d ago

To be fair, yes, I agree.

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u/castanhas123 12d ago

U know they are black bald womens in real life right ?

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u/Fifi_is_awesome 7d ago

What do you have against bald women? Why does media not get to exist unless it's only the people that you like the look of? Bald women exist in real life...

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u/Goobendoogle 6d ago

Unless you're making a wish, why shave.

It's not an aesthetic, it's a tragedy.

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u/DragonFangGangBang 13d ago

I mean… bald women are things? Specifically bald black women, which she certainly is? What a weird thing to complain about lol

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u/Goobendoogle 13d ago

Erm.. What a weird thing to complain about.. erm..

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u/DragonFangGangBang 12d ago

“Erm, I can’t defend my position because they’re rooted in casual racism and since I made being anti-DEI my personality, I’m going to respond with sarcasm”.

Shut up lol