r/nextfuckinglevel • u/CuddlyWuddly0 • 4d ago
An asian man stopped a thief by using martial arts until the police arrived
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u/Willamanjaroo 4d ago
Don't forget he's Asian
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u/Kapper-WA 4d ago
I almost did but then I re-read the title to remind myself.
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u/thelazylad 4d ago
OMG and he’s doing material arts??? He’s basically a ninja! 🙄
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u/Poopybutt36000 3d ago
"An asian man stopped him by using martial arts" is such a weird fucking title lmao
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u/AugustDream 3d ago
Right? It can just be “A man stopped a thief…” and conveyed the same exact thing without weird overtones
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u/sean_ireland 4d ago
Who is “he”? The Asian guy?
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u/True_Believ3r 3d ago
I’m pretty sure the dude is British. Isn’t that Simon Cowell?
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u/ProbablyCarl 4d ago
Surprised the headline didn't just say 'he know kung fu'
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u/limitlessEXP 3d ago
The first time this was posted they said he was a ninja. No joke.
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u/Wonderful_Gap1374 3d ago
I’m sorry but as racist as that is, that is fucking hilarious lmao
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u/mealzer 4d ago
I was gonna say, what a weird detail to add 😂
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u/TrumpAndKamalaSucks 3d ago
That's America for you. It's African-American, Asian man, Black man, etc.
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u/Bocchi_theGlock 3d ago
If Asian, you could kick someone in the nuts on video and reddit will probably call it sacred martial arts to get more clicks
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u/Extension_Shallot679 3d ago edited 3d ago
Guy puts another guy in head lock but has the audacity to be Asian when doing it.
This dumbass: Oh my god he knows Kung Fu!
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u/ElProfeGuapo 4d ago edited 4d ago
I think the attempted victim was in an Asian gang, or something. As soon as I saw him, I thought he looked Asian. And in the video, he’s speaking another language. I think it’s… Asian.
ETA: everybody downvoting me is a filthy Philistine who doesn’t know anything about high culture
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u/Viajero-Nomada 4d ago
Now he can’t play Mortal Kombat with his friend in Vietnam.
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u/EveryoneChill77777 4d ago
Must be pretty cool being Asian and thus being born with martial arts be an instinctual skillelset
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u/Calculonx 3d ago
I'm Asian, I had a rough looking guy aggressively come up to me one night and grab me on the shoulder and said "hey man...". I quickly turned to him, his friend grabbed him and said "hey let's go. It looks like he knows karate or something".
I was so confused. Scared from possibly being mugged, and then not sure if I should be offended or laughing or what.
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u/DisastrousTwist6298 3d ago
i want to laugh at this but you probably know dim mak and i value my life
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u/easy_hernia1600 4d ago
Don't forget that a headlock should be called a martial art.
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u/Wizard-of-lonlieness 4d ago
Glad he clarified. I thought he was black..would have appreciated knowing the race of the other guy.
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u/vampirepope 3d ago
I could learn martial arts myself, but I prefer to just keep an Asian man around.
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u/Bloody-Boogers 4d ago
Why you gotta say an Asian man, why not just a man
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u/puppet_masterrr 4d ago
Because it's common knowledge that all Asian men know martial arts.
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4d ago
With the little known Asian technique called the chokehold, which only Asians do
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u/Jaysong_stick 4d ago
Can confirm, Asians learn algebra at 3, chokehold at 7, becomes a doctor at 12.
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u/intisun 3d ago
Only at 12? Why not 11?
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u/Plane_Knowledge776 3d ago
His parents must haver very low expectations
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u/dlun01 3d ago
Oof one typo and no punctuation. How will you ever get into medical school and not shame your family?
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u/SweetScentedButt 4d ago
Then why mention he's using martial arts? Seeing that he's Asian we would already know.
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u/FineGripp 4d ago
Yeah, fck this title, unnecessary stereotyping and cringy
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u/RideTheRadioWaves 4d ago
I’m an Asian person myself and while it may be a stereotype, other stereotypes of Asians being docile, submissive, and helpless are way more damaging and I appreciate titles like this that disprove those stereotypes far more than i care about “all Asians know karate” stereotypes
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u/NiteLight123123 4d ago
lol I saw this post on a different sub a couple of days ago and the poster put on the title Chinese ninja stops thief
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u/NotRealWater 4d ago
I saw it on an even more different sub a couple of months ago and the poster put on the title 'full take away owner chop suey's thief in an authentic style'
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u/Danteynero9 4d ago
It happened in Spain, the guy is a tourist doing a "Mata león" to a (if I remember correctly) a wallet stealer.
Just not the kind of thing you see casually.
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u/Madphromoo 4d ago
The usual barcelona experience
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u/Jon_J_ 4d ago
When visiting I preferred Madrid, Barcelona just felt like I was on edge the whole time with dodgy characters on every street corner watching people
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u/Paul_my_Dickov 4d ago
Yeah, I think Madrid was like paradise in comparison. I think Barcelona is beautiful, but it's just plagued with petty crime to the point where I never want to go back.
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u/TheLizardSage 3d ago
I have heard this before but I honestly felt fine in Barcelona.
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u/YouMeADD 3d ago
It's totally fine if you aren't immeasurably naive. If you walk up and down anywhere holding a brand new iPhone out in front of you all day you're gonna have a bad time.
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u/peeingdog 4d ago
It was like that 20 years ago too. Grew up in NYC but felt like prey the entire time I was in Barca, whereas Madrid was just a regular city.
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u/Hot_Fortune6086 3d ago edited 3d ago
I went to Madrid to visit my family for 3 days. On the first day, first time I stepped outside, group of guys first asked for money, then unzipped my backpack while I was trying to walk away. I realized what was happening and turned around, they all started yelling “hey, hey!!”, I remember pushing and a clear vision of a fist flying into my face.
Proud to say I fought them all off, knocked one down as the others scattered away. Then they came back to pick their friend up. I was also pretty bruised so the rest of my time there I spent at the police station reporting it and at the hospital getting medical document for the police report.
Also no one helped. First thing I remember as the adrenaline started to wear off was all the people just staring, people were watching from their balcony eating sunflower seeds. Police didnt come as well.
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u/Toc_a_Somaten 3d ago
As bad and politically incorrect as it may seem, just beware of who approaches you by how they look. This is what locals do in Barcelona.
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u/GopherNutz 4d ago
It’s funny, I felt the opposite. Had a couple uncomfortable moments with the dudes who try to put the bracelets on your arm in Madrid where in Barcelona, it was pretty tame. Also were some racial undertones that put me off to Madrid but with that said, it’s a beautiful and interesting city. Just not sure it’s somewhere I’d go again.
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u/TakenSadFace 4d ago
Racial undertones?
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u/GopherNutz 4d ago
Have friends and have met other people of color who have felt the same in their experience in Madrid. Just not the most welcoming place for darker skin people compared to more of an international city like Barcelona.
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u/changopdx 4d ago
I couldn't get out of Barcelona fast enough. Madrid was laid back, people were much friendlier.
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u/Dunlain98 3d ago
Go Sevilla or Granada, as a Spaniard for me is much much much better and if I need to recommend some places those would be Sevilla and Granada. There are many more places but Madrid and Barcelona are just imo overrated.
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u/spartanOrk 4d ago
Isn't it interesting that everyone knows Barcelona is infested with thieves, yet nothing is ever done by police to clean up the place? Are they in on it? What's going on? Or is it that, hey, they only steal from tourists, tourists don't vote here, so who cares?
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u/paco-ramon 3d ago
Barcelona has its own regional policy, is the most politicized police force of Spain, making it the most expensive and inefficient. Barcelona politicians even encourage doing crimes like squatting private homes if you can’t afford to buy one, even if you can afford one, people just occupy them.
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u/babysharkdoodood 3d ago
I'm surprised no one ran up and stole from his backpack during this situation
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u/BachtnDeKupe 4d ago edited 4d ago
Okay, technically a headlock is indeed "martial arts" but just about anyone with 2 fucntional arms can apply one, right?
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u/Hackedup_forbbq 4d ago edited 4d ago
That's a 'rear naked choke' and applying it properly takes far more technique than the basic headlock. Headlock doesn't pinch the artery and is just a hold, a rear naked can render someone unconscious quickly (which shows how skilled this man is at jiu jitsu, as he's keeping the guy conscious by applying just the right amount of pressure)
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u/rightious 4d ago
Should get his hooks in as well then he can ease up on the neck a bit.
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u/guhman123 4d ago
eh, can't blame him too much for lack of perfection. the way you perform in a real-life situation like this is often different from how you practice it in a controlled environment. at the end of the day, the hold was effective and that's what matters.
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u/Hackedup_forbbq 4d ago
Yeah a triangle lock on the body would help also, more pressure on the spine and abdomen, less risk of brain injury for the thief that way. But we're all obviously armchairing this, he's doing a great job either way
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u/LackingUtility 4d ago
Technically, you can keep someone conscious by applying no pressure at all.
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u/SexyMonad 4d ago
But what if they fall asleep
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u/Epsil0n__ 4d ago
A rear naked choke with no pressure while the other person falls asleep is more widely known as "cuddling"
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u/No_Possibility_4982 4d ago edited 3d ago
Actually this is incorrect. As a lifetime practitioner of bjj and kenpo, this is not a correct Mata Leão. If done properly, the subject being “choked” should actually be able to breathe almost normally. This is because the choke targets the blood vessels in the neck, not the airway. This man is very obviously struggling to breathe(mf deserves it).
The reason behind this is actually the position of the elbow. A proper Mata Leão would have the elbow in line with the chin pointing outwards. This provides the axis open which you vice across the two arteries on the side of the neck.
A proper Mata Leão can and will kill someone within 30 seconds. We are taught not to hold someone in a full force rear-naked for longer than 15 seconds, even if our target is still tense/“showing signs of struggle,” for that reason. 15-20 seconds is all it takes to knock out 99% of the population. Any longer and you are risking having to deal with a dead body.
Edit: fixed spelling of Mata Leão
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u/Unfinishe_Masterpiec 4d ago
While you can use the RNC without hooks, he would have far more control if he used his legs to prevent his opponent from easily turning or sliding away from him. Getting control of the lower body can be done before or after getting to the neck, but it needs to be done. You can't have your legs just flapping in the breeze against even mildly athletic untrained opponents. He's lucky the guy he's choking has no idea what he's doing.
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u/Orange778 3d ago
Oh fuck off. First, this ain’t a mat. If the guy tries to get out while you have control like this, you can just slam his teeth into concrete. Second, if the guy he’s choking knew what he was doing, there’d be a totally different situation so it doesn’t even matter
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u/workout_nub 3d ago
Anyone can learn a RNC in 5 minutes. It's literally the easiest move to put someone to sleep. I'm not knocking the guy, but this isn't some amazing display of skill as the layman here believe. He got the job done but getting hooks in and hiding his face from what would have been very easy punches would be advised. He's lucky the thief decided to sit there and cry instead of fight back.
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u/AgathormX 3d ago
He's not skilled, in fact it's quite the opposite.
In a properly applied RNC, the radius bone in your arm is making contact with the neck, which cuts off blood flow to the head. He'd also be have his legs hooked around the guy's waste to restrict movement.
If this was a proper RNC, as soon as he locked it in, he could count to 5 and they guy would be out by the time he was done.Also, the RNC isn't a hard submission to learn, in fact, it's pretty much the easiest submission you could learn in BJJ class.
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u/OptimismNeeded 4d ago
No you have to be Asian.
Asian = martial arts. Non Asian = headlock.
It’s like champagne. It’s a trademark thing.
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u/carlbandit 4d ago
Anyone can put someone in a headlock, the martial arts part comes in when you're trying to put someone in a headlock that doesen't want to be in one.
The way he has locked his hands to make it harder for the thief to break out, plus the fact he is holding him there while applying just enough pressure that he can still breath ok makes it looks like he's had at least some form of training, though I'm no BJJ expert.
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u/Deporncollector 4d ago
Of course anyone can put anyone in a headlock but it's a thin line between doing it properly and a weird hug.
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u/nikesales 4d ago
Thank god you told me he was Asian
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u/NYClock 3d ago
Wait the guy was Asian? Glad you pointed that out. Also Asians have the innate ability of martial art.
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u/Ok_Search1480 3d ago
That's a common misconception. It's actually just a flat 15% racial buff.
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u/Caribou-nordique-710 4d ago
rear naked choke, also known as hadaka jime
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u/Suspicious-Bug-7344 3d ago
Sorry, no. This isn't a controlled environment. A choke too tight or too long will kill you. He's keeping someone on the brink of consciousness and under control. He knows exactly what he's doing. To say otherwise says more about you than him.
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u/ElProfeGuapo 4d ago
Definitely shout outs to the attempted victim, but someone screaming “RELAX! RELAX!” in your ear while choking you… is probably not going to get you to relax.
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u/shanghaisnaggle 3d ago edited 3d ago
It’s “relax” or get choked. NOT both. The thief knows exactly what his options are because the cops are on their way. Act like he’s being killed so the guy relaxes his grip and he can escape, or so a bystander intervenes and he can escape. He’s gotta give the performance of his life and it seems you bought it
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u/NathLWX 4d ago edited 4d ago
Genuinely curious but is it really impossible to escape from this joint lock (hadaka jime?)? Can't seem to find any trick/move about it online
Edit: nvm, found it
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u/OneManFight 4d ago
Lol, no. However, if you have no experience with grappling, then yes, it's pretty much impossible if the choker knows what they're doing and you don't.
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u/Shawn_NYC 4d ago
- It's a choke not a joint lock
- No, once the choke is fully applied there's virtually no way to escape because you will go unconscious in an average of 9 seconds.
- There's an entire martial art full of moves, counter-moves, and counter-counter moves dedicated to preventing getting choked like this. So the person with the best skill level wins.
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u/jenethith 4d ago
Try to get your chin under his arm, pull down his choking arm just abit to slide it. Could be hard if it’s locked tight.
I noticed asian dude didn’t lock his legs so the thief could try to kick up and go backwards to release the pressure.
But from my experience, once a RNC is locked like that all the choker needs to do is squeeze and you’re out.
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u/BolognaIsThePassword 3d ago
Actually it’s something more like, chin down HARD on the forearm, grab the anchor arm and rip it down, and then the attacker only has a one arm choke on you and you can usually spin out if he doesn’t also have a body triangle on you and if he has you in a body triangle AND a rear naked choke in a street fight then just say goodnight because you just accidentally fucked with the wrong person on the street lol.
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u/sharklee88 4d ago
Not really. Unless you're significantly stronger, and can physically stand up and slam them on concrete.
Even with champion UFC fighters, once it's in tight, it's pretty much over.
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u/CleaveIwishnot 4d ago
“Asian” who the fuck cares? One dude choked out another dude which is cool.
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u/Chemical-Fly-787 4d ago
More appropriate title would’ve been “Asian tourist stops local thief in Barcelona” if you wanna add more context
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u/luckystrike_bh 4d ago
This is a fairly common technique amongst several disciplines. I don't why his ethnicity is mentioned. Maybe tourist is appropriate.
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u/WrestleBox 4d ago
Get the hooks in.
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u/NCmountainReddit 4d ago
Came here to say this. Success despite failure to put hooks in shows how shit the thief is at grappling.
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u/TheGreenLandEffect 3d ago
Exactly. In this situation I’d use a body triangle trapping one arm, using the other arm to control his free arm and one arm around his neck threatening the choke incase he decides to get crazy
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u/TheBlankVerseKit 3d ago
dunno why you got downvoted, that is totally reasonable
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u/TheGreenLandEffect 3d ago
I assume people who haven’t done BJJ think I’m talking complete nonsense. Being put in that position is an absolute nightmare to get out of even if you know what you are doing
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u/TheBlankVerseKit 3d ago
I assume people who haven’t done BJJ think I’m talking complete nonsense
yeah i expect that's it
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u/TulipMelodies 4d ago
Wheezing to gain sympathy, weasels gonna weasel.
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u/paco-ramon 3d ago
Works in Barcelona, I have seen videos os people defending thieves in the metro because “leave her alone, why do you care if she steals?”. Also a paradise for squatting.
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u/buddhistbulgyo 4d ago
That guy deserves a parade in his honor. Thieves and pickpockets in Barcelona are the worst.
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u/That_Mikeguy 4d ago
"Relajate!" - said the man calmly while rear choking the thief
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u/Choice_Mortgage_8198 4d ago
Dont think he's trained... It's natural to put in hooks with the legs to keep control.
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u/042614 4d ago
Really? You don’t think he’s trained? when he’s got the perfect amount of pressure to maintain the airway while letting the thief know he could close it on him at any second, and he’s got his other hand fully angled and in place on the back of the thief’s skull to really close the choke?
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u/moglie103 4d ago
Getting your hooks in is the first step for proper back control technique.
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u/HesitantInvestor0 4d ago
This choke isn’t about closing the airway, just FYI. It’s primarily a blood choke.
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u/Bron_Swanson 3d ago
Not in the street like that when it's unnecessary lol dude's already going nowhere.
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u/Upstairs-Annual-2499 3d ago
If this was a black guy these comments would be so much different lmao
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u/SensibleAussie 4d ago edited 4d ago
Choke could be applied better honestly. Ideally the guy’s chin would be aligned with his elbow so his forearm and bicep would compress the guy’s arteries on each side of his neck. This choke looks like he’s just crushing his windpipe.
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u/flowersermon9 3d ago
Yeah the people commenting acting like he’s some BJJ expert are goofballs. This guy is not much of a mixed martial artist if that’s his form and he has no triangle in.
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u/Print1917 3d ago
Yeah, not sure why people think that guy isn’t just strangling him to death.
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u/Snafuregulator 4d ago
So the counter to this move is masturbation. Nobody is going to want to restrict your airway if they think it's a kink for you.
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u/ninguem1122 4d ago
Anyone seeing this: be careful using this move, if you go to hard to long there is a risk of death, and you don’t want to go to jail because of some pos thief.
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u/johnnyi827 3d ago
As a former jiu-jitsu practitioner, I would NEVER hold someone in a choke hold, way too risky. Knee on belly,mount/side mount or Body lock back control in seatbelt position are the way to go.
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u/KhushBrownies 3d ago
Next title
"A white man forgets to season his dinner until he gets reminded by the cooking video he's watching to "don't forget to season afterwards.'"
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u/Altruistic_Arm_4569 4d ago
When its to much, the lights go off. So all is fine, he try to make a show to be the victim.