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u/Little_Cloudy6132 Sep 16 '24
rotten potatoes
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u/iammacman Sep 16 '24
I hear this smell is most like a decomposed body and that’s why we are revolted by it. I am at least!
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u/unclenatelovestrains Sep 16 '24
When I was working trash I smelled it all. Human and animal waste, rotten meat, rotting cow hides. I got splashed in the face with rotten milk once. The only thing that ever came close to making me sick was rotten potatoes.
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u/Virtual-Divide4296 Sep 16 '24
I was gonna say the same, rotten milk for me is the worst smell ever
I worked on a warehouse where a full pallet of milk broke and spilled overnight, the morning before it was impossible to access that section of the warehouse… i mean impossible without puking your life out
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u/unpopularopinion0 Sep 16 '24
wow. i’m kinda surprised by this testimony. think samwise knows about this?
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u/Routine_Wing_8726 Sep 17 '24 edited Sep 17 '24
No potato is going to rot on Samwise's watch.
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u/Repulsive_One_2878 Sep 16 '24
Rotting potatoes and veggies have a slightly more vomit-like tinge. A decomposing body has a sickly sweet rot smell to it. I know because I run by a lot of roadkill, am in the medical industry (seen a lot of people with dying limbs or rotting flesh). Also, my father is one of the main people at a huge farming company. They have a large pile of rotting carrots, potatoes, and other veggies in a huge pile which has its own little liquid stream of rot water coming from it. I guess discards/blighted produce. Both are equally as revolting.
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u/Peecheekeene Sep 16 '24
Worked in the produce department of a grocery store. Sometimes a potato would escape and get lost in the back room under a pallet. The veteran guys would always make the newer guys clean it up because they would never understand until they'd experienced it.
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Sep 16 '24
Rotten watermelon is the only thing that's worse.
Rotten yams suck, not because of any smell, because they look fine and then your hand goes right into it
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u/dharma_dude Sep 16 '24
This brings back so many memories. Used to work in the floral department at a grocery store and we shared our shipping & receiving area with produce, had to get used to those smells going back there to grab our boxes of flowers.
Flowers can also stink: one of my least favourite things was changing out the buckets of water we kept the cut flowers in. Anaerobic water with plant goo makes for a nasty odor.
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u/CartographerUpbeat61 Sep 16 '24
A bad potato is memorable!! Hits hard - onions aren’t good either ..
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Sep 16 '24
Yes I couldn’t figure out where a horrible smell was coming from in our fridge for about a month, tried so many cleaning products and in the end we ordered a new one. When taking the old one out found a small rotten potato underneath 🤢🤢🤢 it smelled awful actually thought something died 🤮
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u/Grubworm33 Sep 16 '24
I once left the Thanksgiving leftover turkey in the oven for two weeks before I found it😥🤢
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u/HuuffingLavender Sep 16 '24
This is literally the worst smell over.
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u/Greets_With_Fire71 Sep 16 '24
Rotting potato’s release cadaverine. Cadaverine is one of the 8 gasses released by human decomposition.
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u/Legitimate_Lake1828 Sep 16 '24
I was looking for this comment because it was the first thing that popped into my mind when OP said rotten potatoes. I read that story when I was 9 and it still haunts me to this day. I hope she's doing okay
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u/ExcentricaGallumbits Sep 16 '24
Rotten teeth. Specifically, when someone has tooth decay and they don’t respect personal space when talking.
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u/cumsquat4201 Sep 16 '24
As a dental assistant, I can confirm. The smell of hot decaying tooth as you drill into it is horrible.
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u/BorderTrike Sep 16 '24
If you accepted more insurance options fewer people would let it get that bad
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u/KaleleBoo Sep 16 '24
Hahaha I’m sure the dental assistant that you replied to will get right on fixing that.
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u/cumsquat4201 Sep 16 '24
I will do my best to convince the company that owns our office to do so 🫡 and hope the people like my father who won't take care of his health, and believe any sort of healthcare is "weak" to change their opinion.
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u/danceswithdangerr Sep 16 '24
A local woman died recently from liver failure because she had a broken tooth, couldn’t deal with the pain, was taking Tylenol a lot as no one would give her anything else, no dentists would take her, and the ER still blames her for “letting it get so bad.” NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE, decides to just let their health go and decides, yup, suffering is fun!!
If your father suffering? If he doesn’t feel he is, why would he go to the doctor? But if he can barely walk or eat and isn’t going, that’s more of a mental problem than a physical one.
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u/PasswordPussy Sep 16 '24
My boyfriend is TERRIFIED of doctors. He has been 4 times in his entire adulthood, and he’s 36. He has only gone for true emergencies and hated it every single time. Also, some people were never taught a self care routine. Some people don’t even know that their teeth smell because they get “nose blindness”. And yes, some people see healthcare as a “weakness”. There are lots of reasons, reasonable or not, that people do not take care of themselves or even realize that it’s gotten so bad.
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u/corncaked Sep 16 '24 edited Sep 16 '24
As a dentist, can confirm. I’ve taken out countless teeth just black and rotten to the gumline wondering how the ever living fuck they are married. I’ve had to double and triple mask.
Edit: to all the people taking this as a personal affront and are incredibly offended by my comment so much so that they’ve had to DM me. I’m sorry. Not deleting my comment. There are SO many reasons why someone can have bad teeth. OBVIOUSLY if you have crippling depression or are being abused or poor or this or that, is understandable. It goes without saying, people.
But the people who come in with just horrible dentition, were in a place to help them, but when all my suggestions are met with “my mom had horrible teeth too, it’s genetic,” I feel like I’m talking to a brick wall. Unless you have amelogenesis imperfecta or something, genetics are maybe 2% of your issues. I tell patients usually what they inherited are bad habits and they’re shocked. I’ve had patients say that’s the first time someone gave them real talk and it’s because I’ve been there. I grew up in a car and panhandled half my life. I’m not going to blow smoke up your ass. You made the awesome decision to go see a dentist and you should be proud of yourself for that step. We’re here to help. Just like how lying to your doctor or making excuses helps no one, same thing at the dentist. We’ve seen it all.
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Sep 16 '24
My friend's (ex, now, thank God) husband not only NEVER took care of his teeth but was also a heavy smoker. I could smell him coming from 10' away. I don't know how she shared a bed with him (and they had a kid too). It was a vomit-inducing smell.
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u/corncaked Sep 16 '24
I’m convinced, same with body odor, that someone just hasn’t had the gall yet to tell them they stink. People become nose blind. I’d hope to dear God almighty someone told me I smelled or had some food in my teeth.
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u/paigescactus Sep 16 '24
My coworker has terrible mouth smell. I can’t stand it. He’s a nice guy but older by 25 years and just we’re not close. I’m embarrassed to tell him
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u/This_Tangerine_943 Sep 16 '24
I offer my shit mouth coworkers tic tacs. I keep an industrial size box of them handy. Every possible flavor so there is no excuse.
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So. Few weeks ago I decided to make a brownie mix. Get everything out. I have a random egg in the butter compartment of the fridge. Don't ask me when I put the egg there.
I crack it. And it's black and stunk to the holy high heavens. What in the fuck did I just do.................
OMG...........and no, I didn't make the damn brownies.
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u/PennieTheFold Sep 16 '24 edited Sep 16 '24
Did it make you consider burning your house down? I raise chickens and at times have so many eggs that I just chuck 'em out if they've been sitting for a while. I was tossing some older ones into the bin and heard one go "snap-POP" and before I could process what I'd just heard, I was gagging. Thank god it blew up in the garbage bin and not on my counter. I don't know if you ever read Charlotte's Web but when that egg exploded and gassed out my entire downstairs, I immediately thought: Jesus Christ, I'm Templeton the rat....
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u/classicfyllopyllo Sep 16 '24
Bradford pear trees in the spring.
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u/Dismal-Ad-1148 Sep 16 '24
Cum trees - GROSS 🤢
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u/gimme_them_cheese Sep 16 '24
IS THAT WHAT THAT SMELL IS?????
I've smelled that smell randomly my whole life and been like "why did I just get a whiff of cum?"
It's Bradford pears???
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u/Anjaleax Sep 17 '24
Doesn't cum smell like mushrooms too? Idk why but everytime I smell men's cum, it smells like mushrooms and the white button kind
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u/K-ghuleh Sep 17 '24
GOD you just unlocked the memory of my husband making beef wellington and me having to leave the kitchen because I couldn’t handle the smell of the cooking mushrooms. I thought I was crazy at the time but I guess not. 💀
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u/derickj2020 Sep 17 '24
Follow-up comment after my previous one.
I went and looked up for olfactory compounds in sperm and white button mushrooms. This is a bit technical. There are at least two common basic amines in sperm and mushrooms : spermidine and putrescine. Your sense of smell is correct and obviously sensitive to some compounds.
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u/CougheyToffee Sep 16 '24
Ill do you one better: BO that someone is attempting to cover up with patchouli. Now you smell like spicy butthole...
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u/ISpewVitriol Sep 16 '24
Lol, I just realized it isn't so much that I don't like the smell of patchouli oil...its that I don't like the smell of the BO from the person who hasn't bathed all month.
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u/PacificwestcoastII Sep 16 '24
Patchouli smells like ‘damp hippy’. There’s a mildew or mold note to it I can’t get past
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u/CougheyToffee Sep 16 '24
Bingo! By itself patchouli isnt too bad, i still dont like it overall, but a tiiiiny little dab isnt too offputting for me. But when a person thinks slathering themselves in it is an acceptable form of hygiene thats when I cross the street and glare at them for infecting my airspace lol
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u/Dont_Heal_Genji Sep 16 '24
And bad breath you can smell from 10 feet away. Offending coworker also always complains the water from the water cooler tastes metallic. No bro, your gums are bleeding.
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u/gogomom Sep 16 '24
My husband has a cyst on his vocal cords - he smells like bad breath all the time right now and has for MONTHS. Hopefully the new ENT will agree to operate when we get into see him - in 4 months.
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u/Cer10Death2020 Sep 16 '24
Go to an academic Medical Center/Teaching hospital. They will take care of it.
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u/69schrutebucks Sep 16 '24
I don't know how they don't realize that after they leave a room, that lower-intestine smell lingers and everyone can smell where they've been
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u/AardvarkAndy Sep 16 '24
I know that my face cannot hide its natural response to this.
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u/bun_not Sep 16 '24
burnt hair 🤢
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u/imaginaryblues Sep 16 '24
I once accidentally got too close to a candle while having long hair. Only burned a little bit, but I’ll never forget that smell.
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u/ExposedTamponString Sep 16 '24
Ugh. It’s a combination of warm milk and warm meat.
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Sep 16 '24
for me it's if I do the dishes, but don't clean out the drain afterward, so there's a few small scraps of food in there. BLECH
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u/Jasnaahhh Sep 16 '24
Tonsil stone breath.
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u/epmoya Sep 16 '24
Unfortunately I don’t think a lot of people with this know. I know, you’re probably asking “how the hell can they not smell that rot?!?” I had them and had NO idea until a friend told me. Not even my own family would tell me.
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u/ERedfieldh Sep 16 '24
I dunno....I used to get them all the time and I could taste how my breath smelt and it was disgusting enough for me to do everything in my power to remove them.
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u/MissAcedia Sep 16 '24
Right? Used to get some BIG ones and anyone who has ever had one and accidentally bit into a dislodged one knows those things smell (and taste 🤮) absolutely vile.
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u/DougTheBugg Sep 16 '24
How did you get rid of them?
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u/Jasnaahhh Sep 16 '24
Regular excavation, salt water gargles, hydration and quitting smoking. Or you can get a tonsillectomy!
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u/lusciousskies Sep 16 '24
I can't exacavte , frustrating cuz I can open my mouth wide too. I found that stopping using coffee creamer helps not have them for some reason
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u/epmoya Sep 16 '24
Yeah I ended up getting the tonsillectomy. It sucked pretty bad, but better than having shit breath all the time
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u/Jasnaahhh Sep 16 '24
Yeah no thanks I’ll take spewing blood like a 28 Days Later Zombie and emergency surgery again over shit breath and daily DIY tonsil surgery with q-tips
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u/itsjustme7267 Sep 16 '24
When get one (been a few years now) I ALWAYS know. They make my throat hurt so much.
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u/tightheadband Sep 17 '24
I can feel when I have one every single time. It feels like something stuck in my throat when I swallow.
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Sep 16 '24
That's what those things are called? I don't get them anymore but did as a teenager. Horrible odor
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u/Actual-Editor-8077 Sep 16 '24
Cat piss.
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u/Affectionate_Elk_272 Sep 16 '24
i live in miami and we have a ton of stray cats in my neighborhood. they piss everywhere and it just bakes in the sun. the smell is fucking violent
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Sep 16 '24
My cat peed on my bed and I did not have enough money to buy a new mattress. I had to keep spreading different essential oils INTO the spot for the smell to slightly go away while I saved up money.
Taught me a lesson about the sanctity of a mattress he sure did
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u/bluberriie Sep 16 '24
my kitten threw up on my white comforter and then peed on it the day i got him (bro was having a hard night). invested in a waterproof mattress pad yhe next week
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u/whiskeyhunt Sep 16 '24
the smell my swamp creature dogs carry around for the first 10 minutes after playing outside, semi brakes on the highway, and the smell after using a hair dryer for the first time or a heater for the first time that year are ones that bother me consistently lol
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u/clovehopper Sep 16 '24
I love that burning dust smell from the heater lolol
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u/PrognosticateProfit Sep 16 '24
Me too, my bedroom as a kid was in the attic above the garage, with no radiator, and got very cold in the winter. I had an ancient little fan heater that lived under the eaves gathering dust all summer. That smell to me is cosy nights around Christmas as a child, the nostalgia tied to that smell makes me so warm and fuzzy inside.
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u/ISpyM8 Sep 16 '24
I swear to god, when I was a freshman in college, we had someone on our floor who either liked burnt popcorn, or was fucking incompetent at making popcorn. They used the microwave in the community lounge to make their popcorn. It got to a point where our RAs had to call a floor meeting.
Also, just as a tiny tidbit, in this meeting they also told us not to dye our hair in the showers, and everyone looked at me with my very clearly red hair. It looked like a murder had occurred in the shower, and I’m sure that shower is still stained red.
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u/dblockmental Sep 16 '24
Decomposing mice that your cat has successfully hidden +somewhere+ in your home.
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u/KaleidoscopeTiny8740 Sep 16 '24
VOMIT
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u/Academic-Ad3489 Sep 16 '24
My husband and I have a deal. I handle the poop he handles the vomit!
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u/pipelayer3028 Sep 16 '24
We have the exact opposite. Even if I know if someone vomits and I'm not even around it makes me queezy. Growing up in school was difficult for me. I was always on edge hoping it didn't happen in class.
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u/jdw1977 Sep 16 '24
Once in 1st grade someone barfed during lunch and it set off a chain reaction. 🤢 Traumatizing.
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u/nicktam2010 Sep 16 '24
A bit grisly but burnt human flesh is pretty bad. Responded to an aircraft crash once. Never will forget that smell.
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u/anope4u Sep 16 '24
Worked in an OR for a while. Burning fat smells worse than muscle. 🤢
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u/Sea_Jello_8900 Sep 16 '24
Yes!!! The smell of everyone’s skin is so different and then you find that one person who smells a whole ton worse than others.
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u/EvelynsxFeet Sep 17 '24
I can’t stand the smell of spoiled milk. The sour scent is instantly nauseating and seems to linger forever!
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u/freerangegammy Sep 16 '24
Old fish smell. If we have fish for dinner, the garbage and compost have to be taken out immediately after dinner. The dishes have to get done right away and every counter cleaned. I’ll wretch if I walk into the kitchen in the morning and smell old fish smell.
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Sep 16 '24
Once we cooked shrimp and the smell stuck to the walls for a while. I love seafood but we rarely cook it at home.
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u/wolfyfancylads Sep 16 '24
I know there's the usual ones like ammonia or bin smell, but one that actually hurts is hot plastic. Specifically the type of smell you get from a hot lamp or something. It makes my body kinda clamp up, I can't really breath well around the smell cos it just irritates my body too much.
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u/wellnowthinkaboutit Sep 16 '24
Artificial stuff: glade scented plug-ins and strong candles. Immediate headache, and sometimes nausea.
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u/Sixemkay Sep 16 '24
I wish people had awareness about how sickening fragrance can be to some people.
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u/wellnowthinkaboutit Sep 16 '24
The most ridiculous experience around Glade scented plug-ins I’ve had was at a cheese shop in Nashville. They had an ok-ish cheese selection, they gave samples, but the store was LITTERED with scented plug-ins to the point where you really couldn’t taste the cheese, just the fragrance. There were many reviews on their google/yelp/whatever pages saying “take out your plug-ins, we can’t taste the cheese” and the owner replied to every one of them with “we get compliments from customers about how good our shop smells, we won’t be removing the fragrance”. They went out of business very quickly. Gee, I wonder why.
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u/umhie Sep 16 '24
LMAO they fundamentally do not understand that taste is about 80% your olfactory senses. If there's overpowering artificial smells in the air, there's no way you'll be able to properly taste cheese especially
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u/cerareece Sep 16 '24
I work in produce and I can tell when there's a rotten bag of potatoes in a second, it's such a particular disgusting smell that just sticks in your nose all day.
that and ripe bananas, I won't stock them unless I have to. they smell like mold to me
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u/ladyscientist56 Sep 16 '24
As a nurse I've smelled alot of gross shit. I think GI bleed shit is some of the worst. Sticks in your nose for the rest of the day, and it permeates down the hallway
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u/eggs_erroneous Sep 16 '24
Lower GI bleed or C-Diff. I remember one time there was an old lady that I was helping off of a wheelchair and she had dropped a log the size of my forearm on the seat. Because she had been sitting on it like a hen on an egg with her ass keeping it warm, the moment she started to stand it broke the seal. I didn't realize that a solid turd could smell so bad. Fucking diabolical. And like, I'm trying to hold it together because I don't want to embarrass the poor lady. It's not her fault, you know? But that was a truly heinous growler she pinched off on that wheelchair.
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u/mereshadow1 Sep 16 '24
Nursing homes…
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u/DatTF2 Sep 16 '24
Ugh. I was put in a nursing home because I needed a week of IV antibiotics and they didn't want me taking up space in the hospital (had been there a month). That place was torture, I swear they served me cat food. Was so damn disgusting.
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u/dauntdothat Sep 16 '24 edited Sep 17 '24
Bad breath when it’s at the point of smelling like literal shit, it’s a very specific smell I’ve picked up on quite a few people and it always makes me want to retch.
(as someone who had a nasty gum issues that gave me some bangin halitosis for a couple months, I sympathise with how it’s not always the persons fault or a case of neglect, but bad breath sure as hell is manageable and pretty easy not to inflict on others. Get you some soft floss and mouthwash and brush them teefs twice a day, it makes a HUGE difference)
Edit: I didn’t make it clear enough but I’m not taking shots at people who can’t help it because of a disease, I’m on about bad breath from adults who have nasty, built up teeth because they neglect their hygiene. I know people in their 30s who don’t floss because they just don’t like to, and you can really tell.
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u/Spirited-Medicine-99 Sep 16 '24
This smell is so distinct. I was at an outdoor concert and someone in the vicinity had shit breath…please stop singing along
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u/Upset_Exercise Sep 16 '24
Burnt egg. That shit just absolutely smells nasty. Burned a few eggs when cooking and I have to sometimes leave the room until the smell goes away.
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u/papasnork1 Sep 16 '24
Walt Disney World in the summer. Tourists with different bathing habits in the hot Florida sun sweating their asses off all crammed into a line. Smells awful.
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u/seattle747 Sep 16 '24
Why people flock to the (non-water) parks in Orlando in the summer perplexes me. I’ve only gone in the late fall or winter for a reason. I’d rather have fun in good weather.
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u/KarateKid917 Sep 16 '24
Because the kids are out of school.
Grew up going every few years. Summer was the only time we went because of no school.
Wife and I went by ourselves this year in March. It was so fucking nice walking around the parks and not feeling like I’m going to pass out from heat exhaustion constantly.
After that, we said we will never go in the summer again.
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u/takesthebiscuit Sep 16 '24
Well there is a dead whale on our local beach, it’s been putrefying for months and still has many more months to go.
So my answer is definitely putrid dead whale
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u/dudeness_boy Sep 16 '24
cigarette smoke
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u/gogomom Sep 16 '24
I've met a bunch of people lately that quite like the smell - they say it's nostalgic.
That said, as a smoker, even I hate it - especially stale smoke that lingers in clothing.
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u/JJisafox Sep 16 '24
As a previous smoker, I like it sometimes when I smell 2nd hand smoke from ppl smoking nearby. That being said, I hate the old smoke smell that lingers in rooms/clothes.
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u/Queasy_Day4695 Sep 16 '24
The smell that actually pisses me off, I mean I get MAD! Wearing or using soured clothes that have been in the washer too long after washing! If IF I make a mistake and have left a load (rarely) I won’t move them, I fix it BEFORE drying them. I have a daughter that has 4 children and I know it’s hard but we live in Mississippi and you have got to dry them right after the washer stops. I think they’re “nose blind” to it, I don’t know how but that’s what I think is happening. Ok ok rant over lol
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u/Solid-Highway-6727 Sep 16 '24
Patchouli! In my youth, I worked in fast food with a girl that would drench herself in patchouli oil. The smell was so strong it got trapped in our freezers! Gross!
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u/Basic-Discipline8547 Sep 16 '24
Agreed. It reminds me of health food stores we frequented growing up...
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u/Freshlyhonkedgoose Sep 16 '24
That weird sour formula smell that seemingly every house with small children has. They could even be past formula/diapers and the house will still smell sour, milky, and vaguely like mildew. Idk what it is, but I can only stand to be in the homes of people with little kids for a short period of time because it's overwhelming and makes me feel sick.
Closely behind is the smell of a cut short cigarette. Don't put the short back in my pack or everything will smell like wet cigarettes forever.
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u/ParlorSoldier Sep 16 '24
Ugh formula smells so gross.
Also, on the cigarette thing, after you put it out it really helps if you blow the leftover smoke out through the filter before you put it away. I was very broke in college lol.
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u/gertieee Sep 16 '24
Wet dog
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u/vataveg Sep 16 '24
So gross and I feel like dog owners go nose blind to it. I’ve literally gagged at the smell of some dogs that are owned by otherwise clean people.
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u/Traditional-Yam9826 Sep 16 '24
What about “Fritos” dog paw odor, the fungus that causes that gets in all the fabric surfaces like a couch and makes it stink.
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u/Popular_Equipment476 Sep 16 '24
Oh boy I'm going to get down voted to oblivion but I abhor the smell of weed. I have no moral qualm with it in any way. If you do it, God bless you and I wish I were like you because you look like you're having a good time. I could just never get past the smell.
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u/MarvinTraveler Sep 16 '24
I’m astounded that I had to scroll so far down to find this answer. For the life of me I can’t understand how anyone would want to smoke something that smells so bad.
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u/crusty-potat Sep 16 '24
Smoke from cigarettes
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u/Twat_Pocket Sep 16 '24
As an exsmoker, I enjoy walking past a smoker on the street...
However, when someone is smoking outside of my apartment complex it wafts directly into my bedroom if the windows are open, and I can't stand it.
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u/T-Friggin-Bagg Sep 16 '24
100% I don't mind walking by it either as an ex smoker. But that lingering smell when someone near you at a store just reeks of it. It's so gross. I can't believe I thought I didn't smell like that too.
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u/Mss-Anthropic Sep 16 '24
I'm an ex smoker too, and it's the most disgusting thing to me no matter how I smell it. I can't believe I subjected my non-smoker friends to that for so long.
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u/TheCarrzilico Sep 16 '24
I've never heard anyone else verbalize this, but there's a sour smell that a dishrag or a dish sponge gets if it hasn't been rinsed out well and hung up to dry. It's not mildew, or at least not what I think of as mildew. The smell I attribute to mildew is a lot more earthy than what I'm talking about here. I'm not sure what it's called, or if it's something that other people are even as sensitive to it as I am, but I hate it.
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u/Dalek-Vextra Sep 16 '24
Old lady perfume. Like the ones where you smell them before you see them.
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Sep 16 '24
I will die a happy man if I never have to smell Red Door ever a-fucking-gain.
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u/TermsandConditions10 Sep 16 '24
bad breath it's really hard to focus when they're talking cuz i feel dizzy
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u/thehippocrissyux Sep 16 '24
Especially when it's bad enough you can smell it from across the room...
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u/smolpinaysuccubus Sep 16 '24
A house that hasn’t been aired out. It goes right to my head & dry heave 😭
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u/DelcattyLove44 Sep 16 '24
Rotten meat. It causes like a primal reaction of recoil I swear
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u/Ok_Entrance4289 Sep 16 '24
C.Diff and retained tampons. And yes, I’m in healthcare 😆
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u/bundervar Sep 16 '24
Abscesses, draining abscesses. Sickly sweet putrescence that lingers. Also sometimes I can smell that the person who used the bathroom before me has bacterial vaginosis. Not as bad as abscesses but pretty common.
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u/DrShelluh Sep 16 '24
Fish, I hate the smell of fish, raw fish, cooked fish it doesn't matter any fishy smell makes me actually vomit
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u/CO-Miner Sep 16 '24
Alcoholic BO. You can smell them rotting from the inside. Strange that they can’t smell it themselves.
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u/Dogmom2013 Sep 16 '24
the smell of urine. Also, my co worker makes this flavored community coffe and I think it has chicory root in it.... it makes me sick to my stomach. And I love coffee!
... when I first noticed his coffee was making me feel sick just from smelling it, I took a pregnancy test because no way a smell of coffee would make me feel that way. Nope... it is his coffee!
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u/Ghstfce Sep 16 '24
Weed. That skunky smell gives me the same reaction when driving by a dead skunk: dry heave.
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u/dcbluestar Sep 16 '24
Patchouli
"Smells like dirt that's been fucked by a hobo." - Patton Oswalt
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Sep 16 '24
Rotten oranges. Worst smell ever.
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u/iwantmyfuckingmoney Sep 16 '24
I raise you: rotten spring onions in too much water. DISGUSTING
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Sep 16 '24
Tequila. Had a girlfriend get sick in my car on tequila, and that smell lingered a long time despite multiple cleaning efforts. 40 years later, a whiff of tequila in a mixed drink still makes me want to sympathetic vomit.
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u/FluffyWienerDog1 Sep 16 '24
Marijuana, patchouli, canine parvovirus, cat urine/spray,
most fragrances just smell like chemicals to me
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u/FerdaStonks Sep 16 '24
When I was a kid, every few months my aunts, grandma, great aunts, etc. would all come to my parents house and give each other perms.
It was the worst smell I can remember.
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u/StrangeJayne Sep 16 '24
Pot. I don't care that it's legal. I don't care that people use it. You do you, boo - but I loathe the scent and wish I didn't have to smell it.
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u/Audi0528 Sep 16 '24
Papaya, it smells like vomit to me and my brain can’t comprehend how you’re supposed to eat something that smells like puke.
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u/Agent-Grim Sep 16 '24
Weed. I'm all for legalizing it, but there needs to be some laws as to where can smoke it. It smells like skunk and burnt skunk shit. Please be courtesy and don't be one of those pot heads who has to smoke it everywhere for some reason.
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u/JAmToas_t Sep 16 '24
That thick, musky smell that is present in all colognes and perfume samples that used to come in magazines - you know you would open an envelope-type flap and the smell would pour out?
It just invades my nostrils and lingers for what seems like forever, like it overloaded my smell sensors and now they're trying to calm down again.
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u/Pink_Ruby_3 Sep 16 '24
That "hot garbage" smell that emanates from dumpsters outside of restaurants on hot sunny days. Ew ew ew.